Once upon a time, there was a guy who liked making acronyms. One day he was talking to his friend. They were talking about where their other friends went because none of them were at school.

Friend: "Where do you think Jim went???"

Guy: "Jim: Jumping into macaroni"

Friend: "Nice, now where do you think Jim went???"

Guy: "Jim: Janitor in macaroni"

Friend: "Fine you don't want to figure out where Jim went, where do you think Nancy went?"

Guy: "Nancy: No apples no cash y"

Friend: "Fine let's skip Nancy.... where do you think Jeff went???"

Guy: -shrieks- "Don't you dare say that name"

Friend: "Whh...."

Friend was cut off as world blew up and we all saw our favorite person in these stories PERSON FLOATING IN SPACE!!! Obviously, she was playing the Nintendo switch.