Violet slammed the door of her room.

Leaning her back against her door, her breath was ragged as she blushingly recalled the intense scene of her rook getting plowed.

“Alright, I have to secure a way to take a dump without needing to leave my room,” she mumbled as she rubbed her temple.

She approached the large cooking pot placed at the center of magic circles, and pulled up her sleeves.

“Let’s get back to the secret research,” she laughed mischievously. 

Between her working sessions on managing the dungeon, Violet procrastinated by studying obscure magic that offered no strategic benefits for the sake of war, while carefully maintaining the façade of being hard working on her mission.

“All these years of random search are finally coming to fruition,” she mumbled.

Back when she was hiding in a witch hut with Lorely, she took great pleasure in forcing visiting heroes to share her innovative secondary skills such as ‘Summon Elemental Kitten’, much to their dismay.

Pouring all kinds of suspicious liquid taken from her old home, she stirred the boiling pot. 

“Spirit of the outer worlds, heed my call...” she recited her own version of Rook summoning ritual from her spellbook.

She slit her palm, her trickling blood falling into the pot. The surface of the liquid shook with life.

Using a similar formula to the miraculous spells Animate Dead and Resurrection, she would create a… toilet slime that would clean her waste!

Yes, a convenient multi-purpose organism that could handle her biological needs, as well as producing food so that she wouldn’t need to leave her room. It should also be cute to fill her loneliness, and manly enough to please her as well as a pack of troglo-

Wait, no! That’s wrong! her mind screamed, as she cursed the shameless minotaur.

She felt her incredibly large mana pool being poured into the pot. 

“Come forth, Toilet Slime!”

A shockwave coursed through her room alongside with a blinding light. The warlock scooped the content of the cooking pot and put it on a table.

The smoke dissipated, revealing a round pink jelly. It wobbled as it opened its eyes, blinking in confusion. Its body had an opaque quality, but its edges were transparent.

It’s cute! Violet gasped.

“I am your sovereign, the one who summoned you in this world. My name is Violet Ylenward. Henceforth, you shall obey me as a toilet slime!”

Huuuuh?! Toilet what? he thought. 

“Status open,” she said.

A glowing scroll appeared out from empty air.

“Name: Not assigned

Level: 1

Sovereign: Violet Ylenward

Category: �*┴¤¶#
Race: Toilet Slime

Specialty: -

Skills:

• Mana transfer lv.1
• Absorption lv.1
• Regeneration lv.1
• Alchemical Synthesize lv.1
• Shapeshift lv.1
• Appraisal lv.1

Description: A mysterious living organism created by the secrets of Earth Magic and the blood of a Sovereign.” Violet read.

Status window? Race Toilet Slime? he wobbled in panic.

She scratched her head.

“Why is it so weird? It doesn’t say whether it’s a Rook or a Pawn,” she said.

What’s that? I only play checkers, the slime thought.

“Let’s give you a new name. From now on, I shall call you Sl-”

She looked at the bloody dagger.

“Slade, that is your new name,” she said.

No no no, my name is… Oh no, I forgot! How could that be? Let’s sort my memories…

I was on my way to a fast food job interview because I couldn’t find any job with my overqualified diplomas and my lack of practical experience.

Suddenly, a truck appeared while I was crossing the road. It was rushing towards me at full speed!