“Let’s get into a test run right away,” she said.
She shoved him into a chamber pot.
Wha- Wait!
The slime squirmed in alarm as a giant hairy butt was slowly approaching him, and then… Darkness.
The white-haired woman was sitting on the pot, blocking all incoming light.
Oh my god, noooooo!
A warm rain showered the poor slime. When she was finished, she stood up and her next words fell onto him like the executioner's blade.
“Drink it all,” Violet said.
An alert rang inside the slime’s mind.
[Skill: Absorption activated]
The slime couldn’t defy his sovereign. His pride and dignity lost, the slime was now Slade, a full fledged Toilet Slime.
I… I want to go home...
The confused slime cried as he looked around him for a way out.
Wait- What is this feeling!?
Slade felt invigorated by drinking the pee of that disgusting woman.
[Skill: Mana Transfer has leveled up.]
His mind was jumbled from shock.
If she’s making me clean up her pee, is she going to do the same with her poop?
“It worked, everything really disappeared!” she said.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He jumped out of the chamber pot and wobbled away.
“Wawawawa- Stop moving!” she yelled as Slade crawled at full speed.
Damn, my body isn’t obeying me!
She picked up the immobilized slime.
“Naughty boy, did you try to escape?” she giggled.
Slade was drooping as if he was melting from disappointment.
“Seeing how lively you are, you must be a rook. Don’t worry then, I’ll take good care of you.”
The overly affectionate smelly woman embraced the slime and patted its head.
Wait a minute, she has a huge rack?!
Her messy rags hid her body shape and face.
What if she’s actually bombasti- WOAAAH!?
He peeked underneath her hood and was horrified by her wrinkly face.
There really was a reason for her to hide her face after all!
Slade’s body deflated along with his will to live.
“Oh my, you must be tired. Let’s go take a nap. Don’t leave the bed,” she said as she plopped down on the dirty bed sheets.
She hid her eyes with a blindfold, because the underground crystal constantly shone in her bedroom.
Slade squirmed helplessly as she hugged him like a plush toy. He only managed to slip away when he stopped struggling and let the sovereign fall asleep.
He felt an oily sensation and the pungent smell of sweat on the bed.
What is this? A barn? How can you sleep on that?
He wandered on top of the bed, looking for clues about what’s going on. Parchments were randomly cluttering the dirty sheets.
Neat! Those letters aren’t from Earth, but I understand them.
[Four reasons why Manticore rooks aren’t worth the points]
What’s this garbage? he thought as he threw the parchment away from the bed.
[How to manage your Dungeon for dummies]
It’s only a free preview...
[Thieves’ guild report! World domination leaderboard 03-658]
Ah, something about this world…
[1. Castle of the Light: Humans are still bickering against each others
- Stronghold: Winning bodybuilding contests every year, human citizens report higher confidence and testosterone levels]
Slade rubbed his eyes in doubt with his stumpy arms growing from his sides.
[3. Fortress: The living creatures of Hekalys are surprisingly strong! Beastmasters are having a good time
- Inferno: Aggressive human hiring campaign with great side benefits such as dental care at the cost of soul. Truly a steal
- Conflux: Busy with sparkling mushrooms but still doing great somehow
- Necropolis: Those introverts are mostly focused on killing any living creatures trying to interact with them and hide in their shroud of darkness
- Factory: Currently facing major environmental issues
- Cove: Busy stealing each others
- Rempart: Promises of socialist paradise broken by dwarves hoarding everything in their treasury
- Tower: Scientific publishers suffering backlash after imposing a paywall to scientific research, effectively decreasing the number of scholars working at their mage guilds
- Dungeon: Mostly hiding underground because of crippling social anxiety]
What kind of report is that?
Sifting through the information, Slade concluded that he was currently held in a Dungeon, the farthest faction from World domination.
He threw on the ground the rest of the useless documents, having nothing to do.
I guess I’ll try to clean up things since I’m a Toilet Slime, he thought as he wandered on the bed.
[Skill: Absorption activated.]
[Absorption failed, skill level insufficient to absorb the strong stains]
Come on, even the stains are higher level than me?!
The slime rolled around in frustration.
If I am a slime, I must have some kind of corrosive fluids.
The slime drooled on the sheets.
[Skill: Alchemical Synthesize activated. Surface active agent and conveniently alkaline fluid synthetized.]
Slade wiped it by shaking his body as foam started to bubble around.
[Skill: Absorption activated. You have defeated ‘Stubborn Stain’! You gained 14 experience points. Alchemical Synthesize leveled up.]
I did it! Hurray! I’m the best sli- Crap, no! I’m a human!
He eventually got swept with the flow, and finished cleaning the bed.
The sheets were originally white? Are you kidding me?!
The toilet slime already finished cleaning the bed, yet the acrid smell still persisted.
I can’t leave the bed, and I’ve run out of things to do.
His attention was pulled by the source of the smell. He stared at the quietly breathing woman.
Wait a second, if I kill that hag, I’ll be free!
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