Cale felt like the White Rabbit from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland as he rushed through the streets of Beelz City. A demonic rabbit with a smartphone instead of a pocket watch and, unlike the original rabbit, a destination that he really had to get to on time. It had all started so well. His superior had delivered the amazing news that a newcomer had been assigned to him, a real criminal this time. On his way home he’d met his neighbour René who had insisted that they go out for drinks to celebrate. Cale had even had time to get some chores done and tidy up his flat a little ... In his own way, at least. As long as his new protegé didn’t open the wardrobe, he’d be able to sleep in a perfectly orderly bedroom. Cale wasn’t overly concerned about that, considering that this Charles guy probably wouldn’t have any luggage on him. Newcomers were never prepared.
To his astonishment, he just about made it. Bus number 230 was still standing at the stop with open doors. Relieved, Cale squeezed into the already overcrowded vehicle and soon felt suffocated by the masses of people surrounding him. To make matters worse, the bus driver turned up the volume of his radio as soon as the doors were closed, and his music of choice was ... Bad. Atrociously bad. So bad, in fact, that Cale wouldn’t even call it music. It was noise, loud and persistent noise that made his head throb. On top of that, his poor ears were being assaulted by his fellow passengers’ futile attempts at blocking out the radio by having even louder conversations. Every time they went around a corner he was thrown to the side and almost squashed by the crowd, like a drunken dance at a bad concert. The bus driver's rapid alternation between accelerating and coming to a sudden halt wasnt' helping either. Cale's head was spinning, and he was beginning to feel nauseated, perhaps from the alcohol, perhaps from the hellish bus drive. The stale air made it hard to breathe and brought back memories of persistent coughing and futile attempts at getting enough air into his body that he would rather have banished from his consciousness. One passenger had a particularly strong body odour about them that made Cale fantasise about amputating his nose.
Great. Just great, he thought. He'd live up to his reputation and give the word late a whole new meaning after all. At least his new protegé would get a taste of what life in Beelz City was like. Cale felt inclined to join the other passengers’ protests, but they were interrupted by the driver addressing them through the speaker.
Cale's heart sank when they reached Mephisto Tower and he saw the crowds of waiting people. Still, he was relieved when he could finally get out. He took a few deep breaths, inhaling the cool and at least somewhat fresh air, then began his search for the right bus stop. He was tempted to take a taxi, but decided it would be a waste of money. His new protegé's criminal record meant that he would probably earn a little more than with the office work he’d done for the last couple of weeks, but he was still by no means rich. His balance was in the negatives and all he hoped for was that his new assignment would bring it closer to zero than his overdraft limit. He skimmed through the schedule with little hope that the bus would be on time.
‘Hi, Rosita. What’re you doing here in the middle of the night? Crazy working hours?’ Rosita laughed.
Cale knew that she would have done so for his sake more than her own; though far from being a millionaire, she had no trouble paying for a taxi on her own. Rosita undoubtedly had one of the best jobs imaginable. Not only did she earn three times as much as the average person, but she was also privileged enough to see the infernal leader in person on a daily basis and, from what she’d told Cale, she got along with him fairly well. It was a miracle that she’d never been chased by news reporters and paparazzi. However, since Lucifer valued his privacy and didn’t like showing his face to the public more often than he had to, Rosita had been spared by the media as well and was able to lead an ordinary life. Perhaps that was why neither her status nor Cale’s occasional envy of her financial comfort had ever got in the way of their friendship. Because, apart from the more favourable numbers on her bank account, she was an ordinary demon, just like him.
‘A real criminal? I’m impressed. If I were you I’d take an express bus, they’re the most reliable.’
Soon, he was nodding off and would probably have fallen asleep, had it not been for the pungent smell that had him wide awake again, his senses heightened to his surroundings. His eyes fell on a distant orange glow in the dark, with barely visible smoke above it. Cale stared into the distance and his throat tightened when he realised that it had to be a large fire. Was that the reason why the buses had been sent back? But why had nobody heard about it, and just how big had it been if it had disturbed the public transport system so much? Something about this sight seemed off, and it took him a while to understand what it was.
Cale was relieved when they reached the airport and he was once again surrounded by light and life - a lot of it, as the airport was exceptionally overcrowded today. This time, he didn't mind the crowds, though. He wasn't confined to a small space like on the bus, and he wouldn’t be here for too long. According to his papers, Charles Wilson’s plane had landed an hour ago. All Cale had to do was find his protegé as quickly as possible and then head home for some well-deserved sleep.
‘Please, you can’t be serious!’ Cale exclaimed. So he’d stressed over nothing. He was used to the public transport system having a will of its own - and, often enough, a sadistic streak as well - but this went far beyond his usual bad luck. He hurried away from the desk to stop himself from complaining to the employee. He seemed like he was already having a bad day, Cale’s misfortune wasn’t his fault and it wouldn’t have been fair to let out his frustrations on him. Instead, Cale took a deep breath to calm himself down and looked around in search of a comfortable place to wait. There was no point in getting angry, and, on the bright side, at least his protegé wouldn't have to wait.
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