Day one, Enter the woods. Wait why am I counting my days? Hmm whatever. Let's look at the map. So I will have to go straight inside the woods to get to beaver river. And that's going to take 45 minutes. [half way from the end of the woods] Uhhhhhh! I'm so tired. Well if you are so tired then go to sleep. Huh. Who's that?! Where are you!? Right here. Oh GOD you sure do like finding people. Oh your just a short kitsune, well i best be on my way now. [ Kitsune is japanese for fox] No, don't leave. I haven't ate in a long time. Damn it, you got taller. Like a giant! Your going to become my dinner human! [picks up tree] AHHHHHHHH!!!! Hey! You dumb ass fox. Watch where your throwing at! Arghhhhh! You asshole. You dare scratch me!? [clicks tongue] Ok fox you want to get serious? Let's get serious then. [pulls out bow and arrow] AHHHHHHHH! You shot me, you bitch. Damn it! How are you still alive? I'm not a normal fox. Damn it. My last option is to use my melted hemlock, oh well, I guess i'm gonna have to use it. Arghhhh! Fox do you know that your just a PAIN IN THE ASS!! Ahhhh! Stop throwing trees! [Searching through bag] Damn it! Why did grandma put all this stuff in my bag? Ok, found it! You son of a bitch! i swear if you keep on throwing trees your going to regret it. Ok dip the arrow in the hemlock and there! It should be ready! AHHHH! Will you please stop throwing trees. Ok let me get good aim and there! [whosh] Yesss! Right in the head! AWWW SHIT! he's going to fall on me. [Running] [Thud] I remember you saying i should just go to sleep. Well looks who's sleep now. Goodnight.[Laughs]
After the 1,000 year war ended, on a royal family vacation they find out that a new enemy awakens. But little do they know that that one enemy becomes two.
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