Katsuki didn’t think this was how he was going to start his weekend. Going to Recovery Girl with Kirishima because he woke up with a random baby next to him.

While they were walking Katsuki took the time to really look at the baby. The baby looked young, not even three months old. The baby had light brown hair with what looks like a streak of black in it. When Katsuki went to study the baby's face he noticed the baby was awake and looking at him with golden eyes.

Katsuki didn’t like calling the infant 'baby' all the time but he also didn’t want to call the infant ‘it’. So he just went with the more humane one and went with calling the infant baby.

When Katsuki looked up he realized they were already at the nurses office.

“Do you want me to go in with you?” Kirishima asked, getting ready to open the door.

“Do whatever you want, Shitty Hair.” Katsuki said, rolling his eyes.

Kirishima just laughed while opening the door for them. Walking in, Katsuki noticed that Recovery Girl was at her desk. Kirishima walked in after them and closed the door.

“What is it that you need Ba-” Recovery Girl started but paused when she noticed the baby, “Who is this?”

“I don’t know, I just woke up and the baby was laying on my bed.”

“Okay put them on the bed.” Recovery Girl said, walking over to one of the beds.

Katsuki walked up to the bed and went to put the baby down but before he could the baby started crying. Katsuki started to panic a bit not knowing what to do but still continued to put the baby down.

“Should they be crying like that?” Kirishima asked, standing next to him.

“Yes, it’s normal the baby probably just wants to be held.” She said, getting the medical stuff needed to examine the baby.

The baby stopped crying a few minutes into the examination. The baby just stared at Katsuki making feel a bit uncomfortable under the stare.

Recovery Girl then went off over to her desk and pulled out a diaper to change the baby. Katsuki was a bit uncomfortable with having to watch her change a baby but he was curious to know the gender.

“He's a healthy boy.” Recovery Girl said after changing the diaper.

“Do you know how old he is?” Kirishima asked.

“He seems to be around two months old.”

All Katsuki could think about was how he got into his bed. He was too young to even sit up on his let alone walk.

“How did the baby even get in my bed?”

“I believe it could be from a quirk. Do you know when you could have been hit with one?” She asked, looking up from examining the baby to look at him.

As Katsuki thought about  when he could have been hit with a quirk he could only think of one time and that was when that fucking extra ran into him and Kaminari. He didn't even consider at the time that he was hit with a quirk because he didn’t feel any different then before and just went on with his day. He really should have tried to remember his name at least.

“I can only think of when some shitty extra ran into me and Dunce Face.”

Recovery Girl gave a look then looked over at Kirishima for some guidance.

“He means Kaminari.” Kirishima filled in for her.

“I see well I would like you to get him for me so we can find out what we should do with the baby.” She said looking at Kirishima.

“Sure will do.” Kirishima said, walking into the hallway to call him. 

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After about 10 minutes Kirishima walked back in with Kaminari right behind him.

“Good, you are here!” Recovery Girl said, ushering them over.

“Yeah, well ugh… Why am I here?” Kaminari asked, looking confused.

“You didn’t explain anything, Shitty Hair!” Katsuki yelled, getting a bit pissed off that Kirishima couldn’t do one simple thing.

“Sorry! I just thought it would take too long.” Kirishima said, rubbing the back of his head looking guilty.

Katsuki just rolled his eyes, focusing on the more important things.

“Well we believe the baby came from a quirk. And the only time Bakugou said he could have been hit with a quirk was with you.” Recovery Girl filled him in. 

Katsuki watched as the gears turned in Kaminari’s head as he tried to remember.

“Do you mean that General Studies student?”

“Who else would I be talking about Dunce Face! Who else ran into the both of us.” Katsuki shouted, getting pissed.

The baby started to whine from the loud noise which made him stop yelling to prevent him from crying.

“Bakubro, calm down, you don’t want to make the baby cry.”

Katsuki just rolled his eyes and looked over at Recovery Girl for her to continue.

“Kaminari, do you know who ran into you two?” 

Kaminari took a minute to think about it before he answered, “Oh, yeah! His name was Hamasaki Naruhito.”

“Great well I will have to call Mr. Aizawa to get him because I would have had to tell him anyway since he is your homeroom teacher.” 

Katsuki didn’t even want to think about how much trouble they would be in for getting hit with a quirk. Especially because just a few days ago Mr. Aizawa threatened the whole class with expulsion if they got in trouble.

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By the time Mr. Aizawa and the extra showed the baby had fallen asleep.

“We have already been filled in by Recovery Girl so can you explain how your quirk works.” Mr. Aizawa said to Hamasaki.

“Well my quirk makes it so any two people can have a child no matter the gender. It will be the same as if two people had a kid on their own. There is also no known way to undo my quirk so the baby won't disappear.” 

“Does that mean that kid is Dunce Face and I’s.” Katsuki said, getting pissed off.

“It seems that is the case but I will still take a blood sample.” Recovery Girl replies.

How the fuck did his life come to this. Being a father to a child that came out of thin air because of a quirk and the other father is Kaminari while still being in High School. How is he even going to take care of a baby? Where would it even stay? In the doors or  with one of their parents? Oh shit. What would they even tell their parents? ’Hey your grandparents now, meet your grandson’. He would just have to deal with that later.

“Well I have to go report this to Nezu.” Mr. Aizawa says as he makes his way to the door, “Also you can go back to your dorm Hamasaki.”

Katsuki watched as Mr. Aizawa leave then looked at the fucking extra that got them in this mess.

“Again I would like to say I am sorry!” He apologized again.

“Well it is too late now dickhead! We are stuck with a fucking baby to take care of because you weren’t watching where you were fucking going and ran into us!” Katsuki yelled.

“Hey let’s be quiet now, we don’t want to wake him up.” Kirishima said, defusing the situation.

“Whatever.” 

“I’ll be going now.” Hamasaki said, almost running out the door to leave.

“I’ll go to classes are going to start soon but I won't say anything! I promise.” Kirishima says while making his way to the door.

“Bye bro!” Kaminari replied, waving to him.

Katsuki just grunted as Kirishima left. All that was left was Katsuki, Kaminari, Recovery Girl, and the baby.

“So he’s getting my last name right?” Kaminari said before getting an explosion to the face.