So, I thought I was back on track and then, boom, suddenly it's Tuesday and I'm three days late ... sorry self and the five people out there who were maybe looking to fill an odd three minutes or less ... Anyway, at least real life was relatively benign this week, although I did have a very strange argument with a man in a pub carvery queue ... thank goodness that life was here to rescue me!
So what have we this week, well a hopefully amusing explanation of the monster invasion and city block devastation. The joke of course stems from misunderstanding, a clash between our reading of the situation and the private views of the two insiders, the two lovers. We can see of course, with our outsider's eye that there are some differences between them chiefly the huge size discrepancy, but as always life fools us and the real reason for their bust-up is something more banal and bizarre, a disagreement over a TV programme ... and the obvious infidelities of the hairy man-monster.
Another difference of course is their speech patterns. Misty sounds middle-class whereas Timmykins has a strange way of speaking that is slightly based on Elvis. The reason is probably that Elvis is still the ultimate alpha male, the epitome of raunchy, carefree, free-wheeling masculinity that I suspect Timmykins aspires to, whilst secretly wanting a mother figure ... so not so freewheeling after all.
Once again, I was inspired by true events. A college friend of mine had a similar long-running feuding relationship with his girlfriend (although his size and romances have been grossly exaggerated). They got married in the end, so perhaps there is something in this kind of conflict and turmoil that can add spice and excitement to a relationship. Equally, it can be a real pain for everyone around them, just ask the students from the Institute of Peace Studies!
Will it be the same outcome for Mistybelle and Timmykins? Find out next (hopefully on time) episode!
The University of Life is an ongoing comedy sci-fi comic strip set on a planet-sized university of the far future. ULIFE (or Monica, if you wish to give it a more personal name) hosts a wide range of diverse and interesting life-forms and as such, constantly has to face the challenge of ensuring that the needs of every different and contrasting life-form are met. It is a place where, just as one being’s sandwich is another being’s poison, so one being’s soppy hug is another being’s murder. Despite the potential for chaos this extreme diversity could cause, ULIFE / Monica is a relatively peaceful planet, possessing neither a regular police force or army. In fact, apart from the 522,601 statutes governing the use of computers, there are practically no rules to govern the inhabitants' lives. Of course, underneath the peaceful veneer, all sorts of crimes and skulduggery persist. and the apparent interest in diversity is really just a cynical mix of penny-pinching and public relations.
The overall tone of the stories is satirical, poking fun, jibes and a big alien tongue at various ‘unfair’ institutions such as unfeeling bureaucracies, as well as examining the difficulties faced by the underdog, unglamorous, ordinary pedestrian universal creature who has to put up with the unfairness.
The University is the star and although there are regularly reoccurring characters, there are no regular characters … at the moment.
This is a civilised and bureaucratic, harmless but still action and adventure-packed story in the mould of greater works such as The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the Discworld novels and Blyton’s Mallory Towers. And though tragedy and farce occur, laughter in the face of adversity is the most common feature.
So strap in, switch on, unhook your comms unit, put your feet up or seven of them at least, and enjoy your adventures on the University of Life.
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