I regret to inform you that hearing someone express their preference for redheads is not appealing in the slightest. There have been too many creeps and it is my cue to run for the hills.
I, uh, did not romance the Iron Bull. Sorry, Bioware. I know you tried. The flashbacks of gross strangers touching my hair without permission was too much.
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I did romance Bull on my first playthrough...but with a white-haired female Adaar.
I think Bioware still needs to work on properly identifying whether something is creepy or not, or actually amusing or not. Like the harassment of Cullen at the Winter Palace. Oh, haha, it's funny 'cause he's the Commander! Except that had he been female, it would've been creepy and not okay, so it bugs me when I see fans pushing how funny it is that Cullen is basically being molested by the Orlesians. (I guess to their credit, Bioware themselves didn't lean either way in that scene; the Inquisitor's reactions are low-key enough that you can headcanon whatever response you like, and while Josie and Leliana tease him about his fandom, Cole brings up just how uncomfortable he is.)
In a land far away, or possibly in a dimension just next to us, lies the lands of Thedas. The world of Thedas is made up by endless possibilities - a man can be a mage, a rogue, a warrior, even a woman.
From the Free Marches to Ferelden we find champions and heroes saving the world... poorly.
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