"Alright bitches and douches! Let's get ready for one dozy of a fight! For the home team we have one helluva fighter and scariest motherfucker of all, our brother Splendorman!" Offender shouted, Only Trender and Tender cheered. "On the opposing team, we have the newcomer, a shape-shifter, and all around cutie~ Luna!" Offender shouted again, Luna blushed and rolled his eyes at being called cute and his face darkened a shade when the other pasta cheered the loudest. This of course only pissed Splendor off even more.

" Now to refresh the rules. No tendril kills or pins and no large animals. All else is fair. One last time, you can only pin with your hands and feet. Alright motherfuckers, on your marks, get set.....Fight!!!" Offender shouted once more. Luna shifted into a dinosaur first though he chose one of the smaller ones. Splendor immediately protested" He's cheating! That's a large animal!" Offender studied Luna than walked out onto the field and stood next to Luna "I'll allow it. You're pushin' it though."

"Sorry, I should have clarified that I meant I wouldn't shift into any animal that towered over Splendorman, like an elephant, or a giraffe. Pachycephalosaurus was 15 to 16 feet long and stood at six feet tall which is my actual height." Luna explained. " 'kay, you're still pushin' it and I'm still allowing it." Offender said as he walked back to the porch. Luna shifted once more except this time into the Pokemon Pikachu. BEN flipped out, seeing as he got bit by BRVR, a pokepasta, whenever he tried to pet it. Luna laughed and Splendorman took the opportunity to send out a tendril which wrapped around Luna and began to squeeze the life out of him. Luna just smirked and used Thunderbolt on Splendorman, shocking the other which made him let go. Luna shifted once more, this time into Mew, the pink fairy type Legendary Pokemon. While Splendorman recovered, Luna floated over to BEN and nuzzled up to him, this made the Link look-a-like very happy. Luna giggled like Mew would then floated back to the fight. Splendorman growled and sent five tendrils towards Luna who just used Psychic to stop them from moving. Of course Splendorman ran up and punched Luna hard in the face, this broke the Psychic attack and sent Luna flying into a tree, hitting it hard enough to leave a mew sized imprint.

Luna crumpled to the ground, groaning. Splendorman didn't give hm time to recover and used a tendril to bring him closer, only to have the poke-shifter disappear in a cloud of smoke and be replaced by a stuffed toy. BEN shouted "Luna used substitution!" " Right you are~" said Luna as he shifted back and dropped down onto Splendorman, standing on his shoulders. Luna jumped down then sprang back up and quickly punched him in the stomach and under the chin. Luna shook his hand out. "geez dude, you have a hard head." Luna responded everyone was on the edge of their seat but Luna made no move to pin the other. When Splendorman got up he asked "Why didn't you pin me? Why do you keep letting me recover?" The others wanted to know the same thing. " Because, this is the most fun fight I've had in a long time and i don't want it to end yet. It  just reminds me of when my younger brother and I would fight. Heh, good times. So give it your all!" Luna declared. Splendorman studied Luna then laughed. " As you wish then!" Splendorman replied. The two fought on, exchanging blow for blow. Fingernails, and toenails, and teeth were used until finally when both were out of breath and stamina, they charged at one another and Luna got the upper-hand and punched Splendorman in the gut which knocked him down and Luna moved to stand with his feet on Splendor's thighs and kept his shoulders down with his hands. Offender counted slowly to ten but Splendorman stayed down. When the count was over, Luna moved off of him and collapsed on his stomach, both were panting hard and bleeding from several wounds but they looked at each other and laughed

" Welcome to the mansion." Splendorman told him in earnest and was actually happy about it. Luna beamed then asked ' What made you change your mind?" as he got up and held a hand out to help Splendorman up. " You kicked my ass and showed no fear. Plus I wasn't entirely sure you could really protect us. Protect him. I was wrong. So I'll say it again. Welcome to the family." Splendorman said as they helped each other to the porch. Three of the brothers fussed over Splendorman while everyone else fussed over Luna, even as his wounds healed themselves. Slenderman looked both relieved and angry. Luna sighed and shifted to his natural height. "Yes?" he asked only to be grabbed and pulled closer " you have got to be the biggest fucking idiot I have ever met! But damn am I glad you won." he said then gave Luna a harsh kiss on the mouth, this got the more childish pasta's to go " Oooooh~!" while the others just shook their head and grinned. " You better take me somewhere nice to make up for it." Slenderman huffed after breaking the kiss. " I have something different in mind but I know you'll love it all the same." Luna chuckled as he kissed Slenderman's cheek. The Operator sighed and hugged Luna tight. Luna returned the hug and held him close, enjoying the moment when a thought struck him. " I'm going to be so sore at work tonight." Luna groaned as Splendorman snickered. The fight hadn't taken as long as Luna though it might and after cleaning up, everyone went to do their own thing before Lunch. Luna was shown a large guest room and laid on the bed to rest after Slenderman said he wake him for lunch.