I woke up in a damp, dark place. I couldn't see anything due to the cloth around my eyes and nose. I could hardly breathe.
I smelt the musty, crusty air through the thin fabric as I hyperventilated.
"Calm down." A cool, cold voice said, sending chills down my spine. I was scared.
Really scared.
Why would he do that! I did nothing to him! I'm innocent!
I helped him! Wait……
Maybe he was made. Yeah! I helped him! He must've been forced to do that! Oh poor, smul boi.
Ok, now I gotta figure a way out. WAIT. I totally forgot about that cool voice! Holy sh*t. How airheaded am I?! I just got fuc*ing kidnapped!
*Chuckle*
Cool voice, you're underestimating me, a mere three year old. Mehehehe. I've watched all three John Wick movies. I'm way more capable than you! I can kill you with a pencil.
Mehehehehe!!!
*Bam*
The cool voice kicked my chair over, making me slide across the wooden floor. Ending in me getting multiple splinters.
"Uuugh…,u.." I groaned in pain.
"6th prince, do you know who I am?" Said the cool voice.
I slowly opened my eyes a little, I still couldn't see anything.
"No….." I whispered. My throat felt parched.
"Interesting…" the cool voice said curiously.
"My nephew is the one who left the note. If that rings any bells." The voice said threateningly.
Nani?!! You mean that creepy note I got that one night?!!
When have I met your nephew!!?
"I do remember.." I said slowly.
"Good. I was going to kill you if you didn't."
WhAT! I could've died!! Scary!😱
"Why do you have to be so extreme!!" I exclaimed, eyes wide.
"My nephew says I'm not extreme enough." The cool voice chuckled.
Not enough my ass!
What's wrong with your creepy as fu*k nephew!?!
Holy hell!
"Ummm, why am I here?"
"A birthday gift for my dear nephew. He is like a son to me." The cool voice stated.
How NOT sweet! I'm not a thing!!!
I started to squirm on the ground. I probably looked silly, but I don't care.
"Nighty night, kid."
*Whap*
He knocked me out.
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I woke up with start. I wasn't blind folded anymore, so it took a while for my eyes to adjust to the sudden light.
"Uuu….uhggg...uh.." I groaned in pain, my head throbbed. As if it had been hit really hard.
"Uncle!!!"
*Squeel*
"How did you know?! He's perfect!" Squealed a high pitched voice.
Just then a little boy with black hair and big bright red, doe eyes, hugged me. Really tightly.
Calm down little boy!
The little boy seemed about five years old. A little older than me.
*Mwha*
He gave me a big, sloppy kiss on my cheek and giggled.
Nathaniel, your average, dumb, homophobic boy. He later ends up angering the "supposed" god of gay...( If there Is such. ) He Is murdered shortly after, leaving behind his fujoshi family and transmergating Into a world that Is purely gay. How will he ever come Into terms with his homophobia? And how will he land himself with a hot "girl" In a world full gay( literally everything.)
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