Ah.. what a bright great day..
The birds are chirping outside
The sky seems clear…
Peace…..
*CRASH* (window breaking sound effect)
WOAH! What was that!? It seems like something has fallen into Liam’s room through the window.
“WAKEY WAKEY!!! YOU’RE PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED!”
Liam then wakes up right away to see no one on the window but a box inside his room and a broken window. Who the heck was that? Liam looks out his window to see who threw the box but he sees no one, just a peaceful view. He was pissed but there’s nothing he can do since he doesn't know who did it.
All he can do right now is open the package he has received.
It seems like Liam’s Microeconomics book has finally arrived. He can finally learn about it to get ready for his Microeconomics remedial courses.
Woop! He almost forgot that he got college today, time to get ready!
Liam arrived at his first class, intermediate accounting. But no one was there and that’s because he was the earliest to come into this class. Thanks to that loud crash, Liam can finally get to class early for once. Slowly other students started coming. While waiting for the class to start, he studies Microeconomics, getting ready for the remedial course that will start after college ends.
……
“pikaa… BBOOOOO!!!”
Liam : WUYAAHHHH!!! WHAT THE!?
Marie : It’s me! Marie, your best friend :D
Liam : sure -____-
Marie : jezz you’re so loud
Liam : well ya sorta scared me there, don’t do that ;-;
Marie : i was just bored you know
Liam : alright alright, now shut up and leave me alone, I’m trying to study for my microeconomics remedial course
Marie : alright then mr. I got an F
Liam : SHUUUSSSHHHH
* Timeskip *
After 10 minutes, the lecturer, Mr.Browns came in.
Mr.Browns : “Good morning class! So how's ya’ll day going?”
All the students : ….. *cricket sound effect (krik krik krik)*
Mr.Browns : “alright i’ll just pretend that you guys are having a great day, but anyways, class shall start now. Today’s schedule is at the first hour, i’ll be teaching you guys how to prepare income statements then at the second hour, i’ll give you guys some work.
Now I should start teaching you guys how to prepare income statements. To prepare an income statement, you will need to generate a trial balance report, calculate your revenue, determine the cost of goods sold, bla bla bla bla...”
Liam : *writing down what Mr.brown’s saying with a pencil*
* CRACK *
Liam’s pencil broke because of his strong muscular hands
Liam : psst Marie, do you mind borrowing me a pencil?
Marie : what? sorry didn’t hear you
Liam : I said, do you mind borrowing a pencil?
Marie: Penis?!?! what??
Liam: NOOO PENCIL!
Marie : ooooh i thought ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) no i don’t have a pencil, only a pen
Liam : Ok then can I borrow your pen?
Marie : i only have 1 and im currently using it right now
Liam : *sighhhh* right
Since Liam can’t borrow a pen from Marie, he went and ask the student next to him to borrow him a pencil.
Liam : excuse me
Student #1 : hm?
Liam : “Can I borrow your pencil?”
Student#1 : uuuhhhhh, why are you asking me, couldn’t you just ask someone else?
Liam : *go ask someone else* Hey can i borro--
Student#2 : no
Liam : hey
student#3 : *takes of their earphone*
Liam : “ Can I borrow your pencil? Or maybe a pen???”
Student#3 : what?
Liam : “ Can I borrow your pencil?”
Student#3 : what? Can you repeat?
Liam : omfg.., CAN I BORROW YOUR PENCIL PLEASE??!!?
everyone : *starring emoji here*
Lecturer : *also starring emoji*
Student#3 :*Shooketh*
*moment of silence*
Student#3 : ughh, now can you ask me nicely? maybe without the shouting
Liam :...............you bitch..
*Time skip to lunch time*
Liam walks out of the intermediate accounting class with his emotions mixed with rage and embarrassment after screaming in front of the class. For some reason the direction towards the cafeteria is rowdy. What's going on? As he walked in the locker halls, he saw his two friends coming towards him.
Marie : SHEESSHH... you really just snapped back there! Aren’t you ashamed?
Liam : nah
Marie : Are you suuurrreee?
Liam : defo :’)
Marie : alrighty then
Orin : hey liam
Liam : hm?
Orin : i was wondering if you’d like to sit with us in the cafeteria
Marie : Can we not eat in the cafeteria?
Orin : huh why?
Marie : There's literally a food fight going on right now, you don’t wanna get all messy and stinky right?
Liam : shit a food fight?
Orin : food fight?.... FOOD FIGHT?!.. FUCK YEA LET”S GO *runs to the cafeteria*
Marie : HEY! ORIN!!!!! *chases Orin*
And just like that, they’re both gone. I guess all that sound was because of the food fight. Liam decided to skip lunch to meet the resident assistant.
Liam : Hey there
RA : well hello there
Liam : You're the resident assistant right?
RA : that’s correct
Liam : Alright, could you uh help me out a bit? My dorm seems like to have a screwed up window
RA : woah! How could that happen?
Liam : well uhm, someone threw a package that i ordered into my room through the window
RA : damn, it must be that crazy security, Andy
Liam : wha?
RA : He is so problematic, I heard so many BS he's done to the residents here. Residents likes to come to me and talk about they’re window and door getting messed up
Liam : Wow, how is he not fired??
RA : not sure, well about your dorm, we’ll fix it for you right away. Your drom will be back to normal right after you finish college
Liam : Alrighty, thanks, ima head out
RA : no probs, see ya later
* Time Skip *
Liam just finished his microeconomics remedial course. He is not sure if he really passed the course since he only studied for a day.
He walks to his dorm, feeling tired and expecting his dorm to be back to normal but guess what, it didn’t, instead it becomes much worse, his room becomes more messier than the last time he saw it.
Because of homework, Liam has no motivation to clean his room, he just wants to get his work over with first.
He needs to use his laptop to do his homework, but something is wrong... His laptop is missing! He looked everywhere for his laptop but it was nowhere to be found.
Could his laptop perhaps be stolen?
Liam looked outside of his window to find any clues. He looks at the ground and sees some footsteps leading somewhere. He got out of his room through his broken window.
He followed the footsteps he found and saw a group of students from his campus.
Liam : HEY!
Person#1 : huh?
Liam : I know you stole my laptop, give it back now!
Person#2 : pfft laptop? What are you talking about, we dont have your stupid laptop, screw off weirdo!
Liam : WEIRDO? Oh stop playing with me, breaking into people’s rooms then stealing their stuff. Don't you think that’s weird? YOU”RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE CALLED A WEIRDO!
*Silence*
Person#3 :*walks closer to Liam and grabs his shirt collar* You got a problem, little boy?...
Liam was pissed. Out of anger, he kicked person#3’s cock with his leg. Person#3 weeps in pain. Person#2 tries to break the fight, but Liam thought he was attacking him so he jabs Person#2’s stomach with his elbow which made person#2 let go of him. He then kicks the life out of him. Person#1 decided to be a coward and left his friends to suffer. Liam yells and chases after person#1 and push him to the ground then step on his back.
Wow he beat them up, that's amazing! That was all just in his imagination, though.
Liam : (hmm i think that's a good plan!) HEY!
Person#1 : huh?
Liam : I know you stole my laptop, give it back now!
Person#2 : uhh sorry what?? laptop? What are you talking about, we don't have your laptop.
Liam : WEIRDO? Oh stop playing with me, breaking into people’s rooms then stealing their stuff. Don't you think that’s weird? YOU”RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE CALLED A WEIRDO!
Person#2: what? I didn't call you a weirdo!
Person#1 : Who do you think you’re talking to?
Liam : To bunch of losers who couldn’t get their own la-
The group of friends got extremely mad so they decided to go violent on him. Before Liam can finish his words, person#3 punches him right in the face, making Liam fall to the ground. Liam stands up and tries to get closer to him but Person#2 made him trip with his leg. Liam falls to the ground again and the three of them decide to kick his ass until he passes out.
After beating his ass up for almost an hour, they decided to run away because some people were coming to their place. Some people saw liam on the ground
random person#1 : Oh my god, look, a dying dude!
Random person#2 : Woah, is that his bone sticking out?
Random person#3 : I wonder what happen here
random person#1 : I dunno who cares
3 of them : *takes pictures of him and walks away*
Few minutes later, Liam finally wakes up. He gathers all of his energy and tries to stand up. After realizing he lost, he got even more pissed and embarrassed, but he decided to walk back to his dorm.
To be continued..
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