They stood by a large isolated lake, Deer watching Ka’uh pull the guy they had fun with last night out the back of the car. “Some help?” she asked, looking at Deer.

“Nah, I’m too busy.” She then slurped some of her cold vanilla coffee, had dodged getting any food.

Ka’uh whined, then the body fell out of the car with her pulling, hitting a rock on the ground.

“Ka’uh!” Deer shouted, running over. She rolled the body over and looked at the blood left on the decently sharp rock, “God dammit!”

“Sorry…” Ka’uh mumbled, “I can get Pono to help?”
                Deer made a disgusted face, continuing to look at the rock, “…Sure. Do that.”

Ka’uh walked away after putting a blanket over the body so Deer could focus on getting rid of the rock evidence. She pulled out her phone, calling.

“What?” a deep, though feminine,  annoyed voice came through the phone.

“Heeeyy Pono, we need some help I goofed up.” Ka’uh said into the phone, pacing slowly.

“Of course you did. I’ll help, only if I can stay with you guys tonight.” Pono sighed through the phone.

“Deer isn’t thrilled about what you did last time..” Ka’uh mumbled.

“Deer can suck my cock, if you want my help you’ll let me stay.” Pono growled back.

“Alright, see you soon.” Ka’uh sighed.

“Mhm, love you.” Pono hung up, and Ka’uh smiled softly.

Deer was grumbling over the rock, she then decided just to pick it up. Maybe she could throw it in the lake, or shove it down the guy’s neck before they tossed him.

“Deer oh honey, I have news.” Ka’uh came back, talking sweetly. Deer knew it was a terrible sign.

“What in the fuck could you possibly want?” Deer growled.

“Pono’s coming to get the body and hide it for us, but in return they want to stay with us.” Ka’uh smiled sweetly.

“…Sure. Whatever.” Deer growled, “I’ll be on the couch tonight, wouldn’t want to damage your two’s love!”

“…Deer. Hey no.” Ka’uh said softly, hugging Deer who was standing now.

“I said whatever.” Deer pulled from the hug, growling.

Before Ka’uh could try to comfort her more a portal opened nearby, a demonic looking portal. A gray skinned humanoid creature walked through, a gleam in their full red eyes, blond hair, and an absolutely slutty dress.

“Any shorter and we’d be in trouble.” Deer growled, going to the car and getting in.

Ka’uh watched, Deer, sighing. “Heeey.”

“Hey beautiful.” Pono purred, walking over and planting a fat kiss on Ka’uh’s lips.

“Omph!” Ka’uh blushed softly, “Alright, hey. No doing that. Deer’s upset okay? Just go hide that.” She pointed to the lumpy blanketed body on the ground, “And we’ll meet you back at the apartment.”

Pono nodded, walking over and picking up the body with ease, Ka’uh went to the car. Pono tried listening into the conversation before giving up, them talking quiet on purpose before driving away.

“Well guess it’s time to rid of you.” Pono smiled at the limp head by their own, they opened another portal and went through.