So she sucked it up and put out an ad for a roommate. It went something like, 'Roommate wanted: must be female, clean, and value privacy above all else. Will probably not see much of each other, but let's be friends if we do.' Due to it being late into the semester with most people already committed to their leases, she had only gotten one reply by someone named…Eleanor? Alyssa? Shay doesn't quite remember, but in her defense she had both midterms and a nest of flesh-eating beetles to deal with that week. She figured she'd meet the roommate eventually.