Hamburger Helper. Or should I type “Hamburger Hell?” I am not sure, & don’t know if I should go back & edit this paragraph. Anyhow, if the old expression is true & our bodies really are temples, then choosing to let Hamburger Helper into your body is the equivalent of letting a sick feral wino take a shit on your temple floor & then keel over & die on it. Of course I’m exaggerating about my ability to exaggerate, because I am NOT exaggerating & am literally the worst person in the whole universe at exaggerating!
So, in summarization, Hamburger Helper is really a "give up" meal & I resent limited liability corporations telling me what substances should fuel my mind & body & soul. Hey Hamburger Glove, shove it up your glove hole please!
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