Koyaga spoke while going for the table where there was a wooden spoon with a bit of tomato sauce. She picked the spoon, smelled it, and licked the sauce. She licked some more and spoke after a few seconds of silence, “It tastes good, but I don’t feel different. It must be a combination of everything. It is a strange food, but none of the ingredients is weird, except this sauce. So, probably better if I take these mini pizzas to the main room, I bet the Adventurers will like it. I will warn every Beast-kind in there about a possible side effect, and we can see if it’s only Bovine-kind that gets aroused or not. Save one for me, Nozomu, don’t you dare forget about it!”
Nozomu immediately grabbed one of the mini pizzas and put it on the counter with a cloth covering it while Koyaga was pushing the wheeled cart with mini pizzas, straight to the exit door. He then went to the table where a pouting Cook was trying to catch his breath with a muffled laughter Guild Master next to him, “How do you feel, Mister Azusake?”
“A little better now. I was not counting on that! Powerful stuff, Nozomu! I am like this with only a slice, imagine if I eat one entire mini pizza? And you want to make bigger ones?”
Nozomu answered while grabbing more mini pizzas to put on the trays, that he then put on the wheeled cart upon Koyaga’s return, “Well, bigger pizzas would make for a complete meal, but if it's really too arousing to Beast-kind, we better sell the big pizzas only to Humans, and sell mini pizzas to Beast-kind.”
“Probably a good idea, because I can’t possibly imagine what would happen to me if I eat a big pizza! But Koyaga was right, this food is strange, but it's also damn good! How did you think about this, Nozomu? Have you ever made this?”
Nozomu shrugged his shoulders while putting on the table another tray filled with pizzas, “I don’t know if I ever made pizzas, Taisetsuna might. I just thought about this last night at the Orphanage because I tried to give a ripe tomato to my nasty Unicorn, and he smashed it with his hoes and even threw a Lightning Ball at the remains. I knew he likes to eat Magic and grass, but I thought he could like other things. Big mistake, because he was very angry with me.”
Koyaga returned with a big smile, pushing the now empty car, “Nozomu, more pizzas! They are all nuts about this! It’s better if you don’t let Taisetsuna taste this because every Beast-kind in there had the strangest reactions! There is kissing and grabbing everywhere! I think there were a lot of closet lovers in some Parties, and with the mini pizzas, they threw out the window all their doubts and fears! We might have a few new couples tomorrow, Guild Master!”
Nozomu asked while placing two full trays over the wheeled cart, “You mean, every Beast-kind had the same reaction as you? How is that even possible?”
“I have no idea, Nozomu! Perhaps this food makes all Beast-kind more sexually aggressive, or more aroused, depending on how much time they were without ‘yuuu’!”
Nozomu interrupted Koyaga because of the unknown word, and after a quick explanation that made him regret ever asking about it, she continued, “Perhaps all those Adventurers in there had so many repressed feelings that these pizzas worked as a catalyst, and they lost all their inhibitions! I am not sure, but it sure is funny to watch, some reactions! We even have some guys kissing and grabbing each other! And girls! Well, some of them I already suspected they went that way, and the pizzas just confirmed my suspicions.”
Nozomu gulped and stuttered, “You mean… is there some kind of orgy? And Taisetsuna?”
“Nothing so dramatic, Nozomu, geez! The Humans are taking care of stopping the crazier Beast-kind! Well, at least some are, because others don’t seem to mind having a Dog-kind woman or a Cat-kind man kissing them! Taisetsuna is so embarrassed, that poor innocent girl! It will be good for her, don’t worry, she can’t be innocent forever!”
Nozomu rushed to the main room, with Koyaga following him while pushing the wheeled cart and laughing like crazy. The Guild Master took one last look at Seta, and as soon as the big Cook nodded, he ran out the door.
Nozomu stopped near the front desk, and he couldn’t believe in all the mess in the room ahead of him. Couples were kissing and hugging, some already lost the upper part of their clothes and there were a bunch of hairy chests and naked breasts bouncing around. A lot of clapping and cheering mixed with the moaning, coming from the Humans that knew the new couples and were happy to finally see them making the last move. Taisetsuna was behind the front desk, looking around, completely dumbfounded.
Nozomu gently touched her right shoulder, and she looked back and pointed at the main room with both open hands while almost shouting at him, “Nozo, you nut job! What did you put in those things? They totally lost it! Look at all this mess, you really-”
Koyaga shut her up by putting a small bit of pizza in her mouth and forcing her to munch, “Taste this and be quiet, girl, geez! It’s not that bad, see?”
Then Nozomu saw it. Taisetsuna was munching and after swallowing, her eyes started to shine and she seemed to be fighting against herself. Her body slowly turned back, and her hands grabbed Nozomu’s shoulders. She blinked a few times and vigorously shook her head. She then closed her eyes and took a couple of deep breaths, concentrating on her breathing. Suddenly, she let him go and filled a cup with ale that she used to gargle, and after swallowing, she spoke with a trembling voice, “Don’t… you ever do that… you crazy woman! I almost attacked Nozomu! I could barely hold myself, I just wanted to rip his clothes and scratch him, and bite him!”
Koyaga answered with a big smile while pushing the cart to the nearest table, “So you are a scratcher and a bitter! Careful with that one, Nozomu! Cat-girls are wild in bed, but scratchers and biters can kill you with pleasure! You would die with a smile on your lips, but you would still die if you are not careful!
Nozomu asked with a worried face, “Are you alright? You had a scary glow in your eyes! Probably better if you don’t eat pizza ever again!”
Taisetsuna answered while quickly taking a mini pizza from the tray that he was carrying, “What are you talking about? After tasting this you think I would ever be able to forget that sensation and those feelings? This one is mine, and don’t you dare to come to my room after dinner! I want to be left alone with this tasty pizza!”
Nozomu slowly nodded and the Guild Master spoke in a low voice before running to put some order in a fight that was about to happen because a Dog-kind man didn’t seem to like seeing his sister kissing a Human member of their Party, “Better do as she says, Nozomu. A woman is entitled to some guilty pleasures, and Taisetsuna is a woman already.”
Nozomu went to deliver the pizzas to the nearest table, glancing at Taisetsuna who was blowing fresh air to her face by using an empty tray.
He had to avoid a few couples during the delivery, and got some taps on his back, congratulating him for that new food because Koyaga already explained it was him that created the mini pizzas as a test, to see if they were good to be sold.
Nozomu even got a few promises of buyers that wanted to eat pizza every time he made them for lunch or dinner, and a muscular Dog-kind woman with a naked upper body and bouncing boobs gave him a tight hug with a shine in her eyes, thanking him for that tasty food that gave her courage to declare her love to a long time crush, another Dog-kind girl in her Party of Adventurers.
Nozomu tried to get free from those soft breasts that were squeezed against his face, because the woman was a lot taller than him, only to get another hug from another half-naked Dog-kind woman, and he felt like a piece of ham inside two slices of bread, while the girls were kissing each other with him in the middle, trying to breathe, suffocating between four big breasts.
When Nozomu finally managed to get free, he placed the last mini pizzas over the nearest table and rushed to the kitchen to help with the food for dinner, avoiding a few more hugs along the way.
There, Seta Azusake was already finishing the last preparations, and there was a pile of empty plates over the nearest counter, right beside the stove where he was mixing the contents of two huge pots.
Nozomu approached and took a slight sniff before inquiring, “This smells so good! How are you feeling now, Mister Azusake? Because inside, things are a little wild! I had no idea the pizzas would have such an effect in Beast-kind. Maybe it’s better if we never make them!”
The huge Cook pointed with his head to a paper near the pile of empty plates that were waiting to be filled with food to be delivered to the Adventurers, “Are you nuts? Take a look at those prices. I wrote there what I normally pay for the ingredients at the market. Even if we make pizzas the size of those plates, we won’t need to spend that much on ingredients. I made a rough estimate of the selling price, and put a lower price than what I calculated, and judging by the mess in that room, this new food will be a huge success. Humans will like it because it’s tasty, and Beast-kind will certainly buy them to eat at home, because of the unusual side effects! The Guild Master will probably calculate a similar value.”
Nozomu glanced over the prices, and stopped at the last two values, the price of a normal pizza was two copper coins, and a small one, one copper coin, “I see, you really made a full list. Two copper for a normal pizza, the same price we charge now for a meal, excluding the drinks? I think this will work because you would also want to drink one or two cups of ale with the pizza, or even more, depending on your will to spend money.”
“Or the size of your belly, that could make you eat two pizzas! Come, help me out with this, the food is ready and you can put the plates in the trays and go serve them before they start to shout that they want more pizzas because there aren’t any, everything was delivered.”
Nozomu quickly put the plates with the food that Seta was passing to him, and the trays over the table were completely full when Koyaga arrived with the empty wheeled cart. She made a big smile at Nozomu while he was putting the trays over the cart, and as she was going past him, she whispered into his ear after making sure her brother was distracted near the stove, “I am going to need your help later on, on waxing my horns. I normally take care of them alone, but tonight I really need your help. My room is the last door of this corridor, on the left side.”
She left in a hurry and Nozomu slowly nodded while wondering why she needed to wax her horns, receiving a wink in return. He watched as she walked along the corridor with her hips swinging more than usual, and her tail raised up, like a flag. By the end of the corridor that led to the main room, she looked behind and pointed with her head to the door of her room, and continued her exaggerated swing, leaving Nozomu gulping with that sight.
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