Paula: Yeah, no thanks to dumbass Xavier here who got exactly 0 of the questions.
Xavier: I'm trying my best okay.
Melanie: Don't worry I believe in you Xavier!
Xavier: Ahhhh thanks Melanie. You think I'll get a lot right this next round?
Melanie: I believe that you're trying your best Xavier!
Ned: OKAY, LET THE NEXT ROUND BEGIN THEN.
Xavier: The screen suddenly changed as the image of a blonde popstar singer appeared in front of us.
Melanie: Seriously Xavier, when we get off this island, I feel you need to get this schizo thing checked out.
Fiona: Avril Lavign lock in.
NED: CORRECT NEXT CELEBRITY.
Xavier: What? That's not a celebrity, that's a 2D anime character I'm pretty sure.
Melanie: Kirito lock in!
Xavier: Okay… there's no way that won't be copyrighted.
Paula: Nah nah, she didn't say which Kirito. Somehow you still managed to be a more boring MC though.
Ned: CORRECT NEXT CELEBRITY.
Melanie: …
Xavier: …
Fiona: …
Paula: … yeah I have no idea, there's no one there so uhh… Invisible man? Lock in? That's a person right?
Ned: INCORRECT IT WAS JOHN CENA NEXT CELEBRITY.
Xavier: **Looks at Fiona**
Melanie: **looks at Fiona**
Paula: **Looks at Fiona**
Fiona: Wayne Gretzky lock in.
Ned: CORRECT NEXT CELEBRITY:
Melanie: Steve Irwin lock in and rest in peace.
Ned: CORRECT AND REST IN PEACE INDEED. OKAY NEXT CELEBRITY.
Xavier: Wow she's pretty, but I have no idea who that is.
Paula: IU lock in, I own all of her albums.
Ned: CORRECT
Paula: Wow, still 0 so far. Could you be any more useless Xavier?
Xavier: At this point I actually can't even respond to that.
Ned: NEXT CELEBRITY.
Melanie: Alexander the Great lock in
Ned: CORRECT NEXT CELEBRITY
Fiona: Drake lock in.
Ned: CORRECT
Paula: God damn, Fiona's hard carrying our anchor Xavier here. Good job toots. Just one more and we'll have 16 out of 20. Hopefully Xavier can contribute to the group project for once!
Ned: NEXT CELEBRITY.
Melanie: …
Paula: …
Fiona: …
Xavier:… I have no idea who that old man is. Is he important or something? I don't know, I'm just going to throw out the name of a random president like uhhh… Groover Cleveland? Lock in.
Ned: INCORRECT THAT'S DR. ANTHONY FAUCI YOU NIMRODS. THIS IS WHY THE WORLD IS WHAT IT'S LIKE CURRENTLY.
Xavier: Shit alright… it all comes down to this last question then right?
Paula: Yeah, now or never to contribute Xavshit. Hopefully we won't have to carry you the whole way.
Xavier: Alright alright I got this I got this.
Ned: FINAL CELEBRITY DO OR DIE QUESTION.
Melanie: …
Fiona: …
Paula: … she's pretty hot but I have no idea who that is. Now would be the time to come in clutch Xavshit.
Xavier: …
Paula: Xaivshit? Oi Xavshit, say something, you're a bit of a pervert aren't you? Surely you know who that is right?
Xavier: … yeah.
Paula: Alright go ahead say it then! You have to contribute somehow.
Melanie: You got this Xaiver!
Xavier: … sigh…
Melanie: …
Paula: …
Fiona: …
Xavier: … Jynx Maze lock in.
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