please don't tell me otherwise Zam , my Lords, I am at peace
For the next fair wind let’s sail for Brittany, or France, is that the same place?
butt...In some disguise, to see if we can see my own fame
But not to lavish, in the wondrous awesomeness that i am
Of these three Nymphs, these 2 daughters of mine, what unpleasantness
If yesterday was different i wouldn’t have cast my sweet carmit
And eyes allow to see what my ears have listened to
And the pagans stand a bit away from my vows,
And Fortune favors the bold;
As Jason, when he won the golden fleece.
may God watch over you great King Of Kings, ; the match were full of honor, and horror
And well to see the young Gallian King again .
would your Grace do me a favor , may I please go on your Pilgrimage?
I long to see the gallant french dames ,
And feed my eyes upon their rare perfections:
Lord Zam you have saved me lots of work
Fetch me my tights, the tighter the better :
Why not i shall accept your company.
Here are Some few conditions before we start our journey out into the land
My King please so that you don’t poke my eyes out
After all glances of fair ladies in france :
So that you pull out my tongue from speaKing,
My lips from kissing when occasion serves,
To gallant Girls of france; which were a task harder than i thought
Than flesh and blood is able to endure:
Command what else you please, I rest contented .
: but if you didn’t leave
And made sure everyone in the Kingdom spoke, looked, kissed, saluted for me;
Just give me a second, maybe you should come with me
Now here’s my task. I charge you with
That first we set sail from the British shore,
To use no words of dignity to me,
But in the friendliest manner that you can be
Make use of me as a companion, don't think of me as your King but as a fellow ally.
For we will go disguised in the deep weeds,
That no man shall mistrust us what we are.
Gersham enters scene
If that be all, I'll fit your turn, I warrant you. I am
some King to the Blunts, and I think, the bluntest of all my
kindred; therefore if I be too blunt with you, you should be thanKing me for such a deed
my pleasant company and i will make my journey with be faster with good friends
I am off to bed
I do commit the government to you
My trusty Lords and faithful Counselors.
Time will cut off rest I have to say to you bye bye
The wind of this mighty boat when i will sail
will blows mighty and full of fear , and I must have gone, good to you all
NOBLES( aka narrator ): may your former kindness, ness, nes, nesss, have a good trip, and may you land safely
As the good King Said, and the rest of you off to bed
Nobles ( narrator)
Aww can we stay up longer
No just go to bed
Nobles ( narrator )
Yawns i am going to see it is out yonder, to make sure my voyage is bountiful
Why don't you go outside father it looks wonderful please go out before you sleep
But sir, it raining outside
Don't worry Zam, why is your name Zam? Did I really just say that? Zam? ZAmmmmmmmm!
My mother, gavith me my name
Well do something about that
I will my King?
As I walked outside I heard the rain pushing down on me
( rain sounds ) and thunder)
At this moment in time and space a small rock hit the mighty King on the face
Hum, vat who is sitting alone in the rain? Who might you be?
I am… who am i?
Come , come into my abode and I shall tell you a thing or two before you set sail on the open ocean for i am going
I smell no bacon, on the fire , are you jewish?
Who wants to know?
I have been circumcised as one if you want to know or have have i?
Let me check, hold on, just a second, yep still a jew
Meanwhile back on the ranch
( cow sound effect)
Sorry wrong audio , meanwhile back at the castle