Narrator 

Welcome back friends, 

Back with King moss when suddenly a warp in time and space back in france at the same time over the ocean between france and england 

 Rabbi Twinklestein 

Who is vat over the horizon?

No, I will weep no more. In such a night

King moss 

To shut me out! Pour on; I will endure.

In such a night as this! O Regan, Goneril!

Your old kind father, whose frank heart gave all,--

O, that way madness lies; let me shun that;

No more of that.

Zam

Hum… could be

 Rabbi Twinklestein 

It has the flag of oh no… its L’Olonnais the pirate King of death 

( thunder and rain sounds )

 Rabbi Twinklestein

What is that sound a voice coming from the heavens

Carmit

I have been over-negligent today,

In going to the Temple of my God,

However to  render thanks for all his benefits, like this magical yo-yo and my allies 

Which he miraculously hath bestowed on me,

In raising me out of my mean estate,

When as I was devoid of worldly friends,

And placing me in such a sweet content,

As far exceeds the reach of my deserts,

My Kingly husband, mirror of his time,

For zeal, for justice, kindness, and for care ... [

To God, his subjects, me, and Common weal,

That his gray hairs might go to heaven in peace.

And yet I know not how I him offended,

Or wherein justly I have deserved blame.

Oh sisters! you are much to blame in this,

It was not he, but you that did me wrong.

Yet god  may forgive me for what i am going to do to the villains that have become my sisters 

King moss

Oh it’s my daughter carmit, i hope she doesn't wish me ill

Zam

You did kinda kick her out of your Kingdom my lord?

King moss

Well there goes the Kingdom

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Scene 13 

Narrator 

Meanwhile back with riva and Gabriela at the old castle of King moss 

Riva 

How may I bless the hour of my nativity?

Which both unto me such happy Stars!

How may I think kind fortune, that old coot 

To all my actions, such desired event!

I rule the King of champagnecambria as I please:

Gabriela 

But dear sister we both rule 

The States are all obedient to our will;

And look whatever I say, it shall be so;

Not any one, that dareth answer no.

Riva 

My eldest sister lives in royal state,

And wanteth nothing fitting her degree: 

Yet hath she such a cooling card withal,

As that her honey sexy bod  much of great worship 

Gabriela 

My father with her is quarter-master still,

And many times restrains her of her will:

But if he were with me, and served me so,

Riva

I'd send him pacKing somewhere else to go.

I'd entertain him with such slender cost,

That he should quickly wish to change his host to me of course 

Gabriela

All my husband talks of is lust, sex and the like

Gabriela’s husband

I am right here you know

Riva 

Same with mine, they don't understand how we rule the Kingdom

Gabriela 

And them

Gabriela’s husband

I am still right here you know sitting next to you! Oh come on!

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End scene 

Narrator 

Lets cast back to the great King his ship has sailed past  the great pirate the King of death because of a shift of time and space

Zam 

Well that was a longer ride then i thought

Rabbi Twinklestein 

Look on the port bow its the ship they are sailing behind us, if we are not careful we might be hit

King moss 

Rabbi Twinklestein listen here When will these clouds of sorrow once disperse,

And smiling joy triumph upon thy brow?

When will this Scene of sadness have an end,

Zam

Again with the old speak we don't have time for this my past King

King moss

And pleasant acts ensue, to move delight?

When will my lovely Queen cease to lament,

Rabbi twickelstein 

Your queen happens not be alive, and look at yourself 

And look at the boat behind us ! The man in the captain’s chair..... he is wearing dress?

Zam

At least it's a black dress made for a man

Rabbi twickelstine 

What kind of man wears a dress at all!

King moss 

Cant tho see reason?

If of thyself thou reignest to have no care

Yet pity me, whom thy grief makes despair.

Oh may the cannons hit my chest and tell me when I can rest?

Zam

Look over there my King land, the land of france

Rabbi twickelstein 

At in good time too for the enemy ship she is attacKing 

Narrator

At the same time a hole and time and space was opened right next to the ship King moss was on and a mighty splash came to the bow of the ship 

Carmit 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

T-rex 

Aaaaaaaaa (  roar)

Dragon

Ahhhhhh

King moss

Mirror of virtue, Phoenix of our age can it be?

Carmit

Get us out of this water now ! Dad is that you?

King moss 

Yes it is i! Too kind a daughter for an unkind father,

Be of good comfort; for I will dispatch

Ambassadors immediately for France 

Unto the King of frenchl's Court, whereas 

Your father keepeth now his residence,

Carmit 

I have no idea what you're saying dude, but help me and my friends up it would be totally righteous of you

Dragon 

For sure 

Zam

What type of …. Just get her out of there men

T-rex

Don't worry about me I got on the deck just fine rowr!

( father and daughter embrace )  

Dragon 

Don’t forget about us 

Carmit 

Sure, why not come here you Scaly Friend

King moss 

Sure ? 

End scene 

Narrator 

Now as father and daughter have been reunited they sail downstream to France

King moss

Set sail to france!

Rabbi twickelstein 

Isn't that what we are doing? Honestly carmit these new outfits the colors seem very strange to me 

Carmit 

That is not important, right now we need to find my husband the King of France!

Narrator

Meanwhile the King of france stands in front of his army 

King of france

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;

Or close the wall up with our English foes

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man

As modest stillness and humility:

We shall find my queen who has been kidnapped by  evil forces and we shall search for her as we shall make sure the english dogs never knew what hit them!

Croud

Ah-zah!!!!

Guard 1

Um, my King i have news!

King of france 

Yes what news do you bring, bring it right now if you must!

Guard 1 

We found a ship heading to our harbor with rumored to have your queen abord 

King of france

This news! It could be great or horrible! Horrible i say! Well anywho, lets find out and if this news is true we must find that ship and change the flag to france once my beloved…. What was her name  again?

Guard 1

Carmit sir

King of france

Right, carmit,  to get her back in my arms once again!

Guard 1

Look sir the sales are pink

King of france

That’s no sail that my queen’s bra!!!

Narrator

That’s right friends from the King of france's binoculars  he sees large  pink bras as sails flap in the wind 

Carmit

Full the highest mast we will make my husband see this boat

Rabbi twickelstein 

Its a ship!

King moss

It's all right rabbi, as A plague upon my evil daughters 

I might have saved them ; now they will be  gone forever!

Riva ,gab! stay a little. Ha!

What is't thou say'st? Her voice was soft,

Gentle, and low, an excellent thing in woman.

I kill'd the former daughters that i hav given into the world !

Forevermore i shall meet your husband and justice shall be met 

A plague on both their houses 

Carmit 

Look father it's one of France’s great ships bearing the flag of France

Rabbi twickelstein 

You said france twice even

Carmit

I know i am just so giddy 

Rabbi twickelstein 

 Hey have you heard about my baseball team

Carmit

You know about baseball?

Rabbi twickelstein 

 Of course don't you know anything about the nature of …

King moss

 Cant we just get to france all ready

 Rabbi Twinklestein 

I am going to buy these melons!

Captain Renoir

 Oh mon dieu did i come at the wrong time?

Carmit 

No no no, captain renior i was trying to get your attention with these large….

 Rabbi Twinklestein 

mellons , have you seen my mellions?

Carmit 

Not in public 

King moss 

At least show them to this captain 

Captain Renoir

Can you at least do a photomontage of the plot?

 Rabbi Twinklestein 

Honey or cantaloupe?

Carmit 

I like them when they are sort of round a bit smooth 

Rabbi twickelstein 

This is what i have to put up with 

Captain Renoir

Let us travel to main land your husband is expecting you carmit 

Carmit 

Lets do this ! 

Narrator 

Now after more randomness we reunite our love birds the King of france and awkwardly her father is there watching 

King of france 

Oh! Carmit let me embrace you while i run towards you 

Carmit 

Come here my love ! 

King moss 

Whar about me? 

Carmit 

Come on  papa join the hugs 

King of france 

Oh hi again King moss 

King moss 

Well that was nice 

Rabbi twickelstein 

No time for this we must adress your troops 

Narrator 

Five minutes later after setting up the stage and balloons and chorus girls

King of france 

Man I know we’re going to fight the English in a.m.

Rabbi twickelstein 

[ interrupts ] Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

To the last syllable of recorded time;

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

Life's but a walKing shadow, a poor player,

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

And then is heard no more. It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing.

King of france

And  now my wife will give a speech to you men in the good fight 

Troops

Fuck you get off the stage 

Carmit 

This story shall the good man teach his son;

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be rememberèd—

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he to-day that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition;

And gentlemen in England now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks

That fought with us upon todays of days  

Soldiers

Yea!!!!!!!!!!

End scene