Narrator 

meanwhile back at the former castle of King moss also known as the fortress of gabby and riva

Riva

Oh, Gabby do you have a moment, you’ve been so busy for the last couple of weeks 

Gabriela 

Well, shopping and other kinky things does take the time away ha ha

Riva 

*laughs* Did your husband done anything naughty yet?

Gabriela

Dear sister, you know how we both play with our men

Gabby’s husband

I am right here, you know!

Gabriela’s husband

I should have been King by now!

Gabriela

Oh boys will be boys

Riva 

I know right, so much and yet…

SKALLIGER

My queens, I hast urgent tidings, it is quoth that carmit lives and so doth the former King they hath rallied the french power against thou

Riva

What about the French?

SKALLIGER

Allow me speak slower so thou may understand me! thy father the former King means to attack this castle

Gabriela

Well, why didn’t you say so!

Riva

Raise the archers, get the battle plans this time we give them hell!

SKALLIGER

what is thy purpose cant thou see he is thy father as much as the former King? didn't thou say thou lived to love him, and his good book of the bible so pure? what befell thee girls? and thy father's love?

Riva

Any idea what he is talKing about?

Gabriela 

Not a clue , Let’s get these Frenchices (kind of said like french fries)

Husband of Riva ( riva’s line)

Maybe we should think about this baby, how’s it going to be used for your something? Like maybe have a peace treaty? 

Riva 

With that Old, Two timing stinky deezer Geezer? 

SKALLIGER

do not  thou see what thy doing is fundamental wrong all of the nature of the universe is at stake hither !

Riva

What’s the plan girlfriend ?

Gabriela

Lets sound the horns

Riva 

Really….Don't you have any plan at all dear sister?

Gabriela

nope

Skailiger 

Content thy breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight, we dine  'i  hell!

Riva 

Ok, whatever ….

Gabriela

We really need the men of this Kingdom to rally together 

Act 5

Narrator 

Meanwhile, on the open sea:

King moss

Oh hardy new orb, witch such people  'in it, oh t-rex forbear eating the little man, soft  didst we bring any wine?  Didst we bring any sausages?  Did i  forget to bring mine toothbrush? i want it back

Carmit

No dad we are not going back

King moss

But i lost my tooth brush

Narrator 

As the scene starts we find our heroes in combat, sword to sword on the edge of battle 

King moss

I searched through mine suitcase  hast thou seen tho toothbrush?

 Gabriel 

Face my steel father

King moss

Can't you see i am busy trying to find this toothbrush

Zam

Have you checked your luggage

King moss

'tis nowhere to be found

Narrator

As we see the fighting continue we see King moss still searching for his too brush

( an arrow kills a man behind King moss)

King moss

Look, I found it ! 

T-rex 

Eek do you mind i am trying to take a shower does anyone believe in privacy? 

Zam 

Don't you see we are trying to have a epic battle here

T-rex 

sorry i was just trying to do my hair!

Dragon 

Here my dragon breath ( roar)

Gabriela 

 Man o man dragon breath ugh!

Riva

Can't you see I’m on fire?!Cant you see i am on fire

Gabriela 

On fire? Not in that outfit sister!

Narrator 

Out of nowhere a wild Neil deGrasse Tyson appears ( pokemon music)

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Recognize that the most molecules that compose up thy corporal agent , the atoms that construct the molecules, are traceable to the crucibles that were once the centers of high mass stars that exploded their chemically rich guts into the galaxy enriching pristine gas clouds with the chemistry of life.  Hence that we are all connected to each other biologically, to the earth chemically and to the rest of the universe atomically.  That’s kinda cool! that causes myself smile and I actually feel quite large at the end of that.  It’s  not that we are better than the universe, we are part of the universe.  We are  'i  the universe and the universe is  'i  us. ”

Carmit 

Well that was weird……. yo-yo  girls attack!!!!

Group 

Ahhhhhhhhh! 

Narrator

Then the group under riva and gabby attacked as well 

Sword sfx clang together

 ( slicing sound effects) ( carmit yelling) (King moss yelling) ( dragon yelling ) (riva yelling)

Gabriela 

 why don't you die? Your allies are are like the undead 

Riva 

Death death, and more death!

Carmit 

 To my Fromer sisters, may i see you dine in hell

Narrator

After an intense battle (which we don't have the budget for) 

Carmit 

Don’t blame me!

Gabriela

You betrayed us carmit

Carmit 

You betrayed your sleeves

Riva

It doesn't have to be this way, for I have the high ground! 

Gabriela

Why am I even in this scene of death and  destruction!?

Rabbi twickelstein 

Dragon But it does and it shall be breath my dragon fire!

Dragon 

Huh?

 ( dragon breath sfx)

T-rex 

Yes it does, do we get to eat them?

Carmit 

I have a better fate for them mr. shadow can you hear me?

Shadow

I hear you carmit, let me get from the year of 2000 a nice rocket ship! 

Sfx magic sounds)

Narrator

As the magic yo-yos and the dark shadow’s time powers  push our villains into the rocket ship that materiales infront of them

Shadow

Hahaha, the fools won’t know what hit them!

Dragon

Where did this rocketship come from?

Shadow 

From the year 2000

T-rex

Sure why not

Carmit

Father why don't we send your bad seed back where they came from

King moss

I hereby decree my last act as a former King. Throw Gabby and Riva into the moon!

Riva

Father, please!

Gaberia 

Nooooo!

Sfx

slam!

( x-one effects)

Dragon 

x-6

Gabriela

 X-5

Zam

X-4

 Rabbi Twinklestein  

X-3

Gersham

X-2

Riva

X-1

Carmit 

Blast off!

Narrator

Tune in next time space fans this is the end new time radio  productions of King lear with dragons and rocket ships