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UBERNATURA

Part of the Job

Part of the Job

Mar 22, 2022

This content is intended for mature audiences for the following reasons.

  • •  Physical violence
  • •  Cursing/Profanity
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Lite and Azura walk outside of Kristelle's

Lite:"We hafta beat that creep, and save Gary!"
Azura:"Alright... It should be easy, even if this is our first real fight"
Lite:"Don't worry it'll be easy; he looks like a wimp! Even wit' his muscles!"


They walk across the street


Lite:"He won't be expecting us to really for real come either, we'll have tha drop on him!"
Azura:"I forgot to tell you... I saw them earlier, they called me a girl then drove away when the police came up.. He might be dangerous..."
Lite:"Azura!!! Ya shoulda told me... Dammit! Maybe we can just distract 'em, grab Gary and run!"


They walk up over the middle of divide between the highways... Meanwhile Raymond finished off eating a dog leg, until he hears talking


Raymond:"What the fuck?!! Who's that?!"
Gary:"I'm trying to summon a demon, to get you!"
Raymond:"Maybe he'll 'get me' a blow job!!! Hahaha!"


Then he yells through a window


Raymond:"Shut up, you fuck!!! I'm tryin' ta hear if the other guy's coming!!!"


He then turns back around to see Lite and Azura staring...


Raymond:"Ooooooooooha... I see you finally accepted my proposal!"
Lite:"No, we're here to save Garebare!!!"
Raymond:"Dammit!!! Listen, the artifacts my company and me find, could benefit all mankind greatly! If you come, it'll be great for us everybody!"
Lite:"I can't even I wanted to, you freaking kidnapping pedo!"
Azura:"We obviously came for the boy, why would  we join after seeing you're a sociopath?

Raymond glares

Raymond:"Forget it!!! I don't want you to join us, you're too stupid!!! Just for that!!! I'm going killing you, and take my time enjoying it!"
Lite:"Th' fuck?!! Bloke, you can't kill people just for not wanting to..."


Raymond aims his gun...



Raymond:"Fuck... it's outta bullets... Looks like I hafta break you myself!"


He charges them, the teens quickly dodge as he swung from behind!!!


Raymond:"You're pretty quick... that'll keep you alive, but only for a little while... Heheheh... I'll tell you a secret too: to instill how hopeless your resistence is... My friends are coming soon, and once they found out you're a Fantisista... even IF you do beat me, they'll make you wish you were dead!"


He then turns around and screamed jovially...




Raymond:"Alright, let's do it♡!"


He charged them again, the teens dodge, then rush back to him!!!




Lite:"C'mon, he can't beat us both!!!"
Azura:"Alright...(sighs)"


They both punch at him, he dodges their barrage of attacks, then backflips away... and aims his hands at them


Raymond:"DoubleSundea!!!"


He shoots two beams fire at the teens!!! Lite dodges as Azura's nicked by one!!! The beams cause a HUGE explosion in the background!!!!?

Lite:"Wot... the living... fu... fuck???!!!!!"
Raymond:"Hajahahaha! You see?! That's what  artifacts do for ya!!! I'mma martial artist, but my power increased to this, because of a magical power from it!"


Lite then notices Azura


Lite:"Azura!!! You're arm's off?!!!"
Azura:"No, I just had it bent behind me, because I can't move it back to my front..."
Lite:"*Sighs heavily* Damn... this is my fault... Do you have any ideas how we get outta this?!"
Azura:"Yeah..."


He talks lower...


Azura:"Alright... Listen... I can charge my energy into one arm, then fire something that should incapacitate him for a while, then we can grab Gary and run."
Lite: Awesome!!! Let's kick his freaking arse!"
Azura:"I can not use it until I charged for at least...5 minutes, you'll have to distract him until then..."
Lite:"Dammit!!!! Are you sure...(I better not keep complaining Azura might aim at me...)"
Raymond:"What're you doing?! A strategy session?! You're puny attacks won't hurt me!!!"
Lite:"Alright... you ready?"
Azura:"Keep him away..."


Lite rushes Raymond, and tries to hit him as the man easily dodges his attacks, he then starts swinging back!!! Lite's hit, then punched him back...


Lite:"Fuck... he didn't flinch..."




He ran back as Raymond laughs, the teen then says



Lite:"I kinda played around with my powers a few years ago, we were trying to start a band and I was gonna make th' instruments, but it turned into this!!! Haaaaaaaa!!!!!"


Hundreds of gothic spiked beams flies at Raymond, the man ran as Lite twisted it, so it would follow him. The kidnapper then stops and holds his hands to it


Raymond:"Alright, let's have it!!!"


A huge explosion happens!!! Lite stares as the smoke clears, revealing Raymond's silhouette

Lite:"Dammit... he didn't even feel it?!"
Raymond:"Oh god!!! That was fun, A'ight it's my turn!!!"


He suddenly tosses a beam at Lite, it knocks him on the ground, while it tore his clothes and scratched the teen up!!! Raymond walks to him..


Raymond:"Hahaha! You straight garbage!"


He turns toward Azura


Raymond:"C'mon, you creepy girl, toss that thing it wouldn't hurt me!!!!"
Azura:"Shit..."


Many gothic braces suddenly grab Raymond!!!?


Raymond:"OMG, that scared the piss out of me!!! What the fuck?!"
Lite:"I made this in case I ever date a freaky girl!"
Raymond:"Sounds hot... Now let me the fuck go!!!"
Lite:"No! You were going to hurt Gary, and fucking kill us for not going with you!!!"
Azura:"Perfect, this hit will feel SO good when it lands..."
Raymond:"Listen, little guy! I won't come back ever again! I did alot of bad things, but if you let go, I promise to leave and never come back!"
Lite:"Well"
Raymond:"Please!!!? You don't wanna be murderer, do you?!!!"
Azura:"Don't Lite!"
Lite:"Dammit!!! You'll never come back?!!!"
Raymond:"Never!!!!"

Lite drops the braces, Azura quickly fires his beam

Azura:"Dammit! Specialightcannon!!!"

Raymond freaked as it nicks him, then causes a HUGE explosion in a empty park, blotting the sunlight!!!?

Lite:"What... the hell!!!? You're THAT POWERFUL!!!!?"
Azura:"My Talent's based on emotions, when I hold them in then let go, they'll be stronger."
Lite:"Good thing we're friends!"

Raymond suddenly kicks back to the ground, and stomps on his chest!!!

Raymond:"But we're not friends, you idiot; you tried to kill ME!!!! And that ugly girl nicked  my tshirt!!!!!!"


He stomps Lite's chest as he screams in pain


Raymond:"Come on and help your `boyfriend` or you're gonna wait your turn?"
Azura:"Shit... Even if I charge it in time, it still can't touch that quick maniac, he'll be ready ....."


Raymond stomps until he hears his car explode!!!


Raymond:"My car!!!!!!!!!!"


He sees Gary flying out, with red glowing eyes!!!


Raymond:"You broke my baby, you fuck!!
Gary:"Leave him ALLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!"

He flew to him at EXTREME speed, and busted his ribs!!!

Raymond fell backwards

Raymond:"Dammit, you fucked my shirt!!! My BF got it for me... ouch... an' you got my ribs too, you smelly lil' shit!"
Lite: You were flirting with me and you're already dating!? Where do ya come off saying anything to anybody at all!?


He walks to him, as the boy trembles...




Raymond:"All outta power now, aren't you?!"


He kicks Gary away, the boy faints as Raymond walks to him...


Lite:"Wait you fuck... he just..."
Raymond:"`Just a boy`??? Is that what you were going to say? Little fucker summons demons!!! You think either of us should someone that dangerous live?!"


He continued walking to Gary, until Lite suddenly grabs him in a half-nelson!!!


Raymond:"What the fuck!!!?"
Lite:"I didn't have enough energy to do another whole brace, so I used this with a handbrace!!! Heheheh, worked perfectly too! Get 'em Azura!!!"
Azura:"Perfect, keep him there. Don't let go this time!"
Raymond:"Listen, little guy! I won't come back ever again! I did alot of bad things, but if you let go, I promise to leave and never come back!"
Lite:"Dude, that sounds like a writer just copy-pasted what you said earlier!"
Raymond:"Dammit!!! You don't wanna be a murderer, do you?!"
Lite:"I'm not shooting you!!! You just going to be shot while I'm giving ya a bearhug!!!"
Raymond:"DAMMIT, LET GOOOOOO!!!!"
Azura:"Specialightcannon!!!"


Azura fired a spinning beam, that implodes on Raymond's chest, breaking all his ribs, the man fell as Lite's knocked back from him via impact! Lite lies on the ground, then looks up to see Raymond lying in a pool of his own blood!

Lite:"We... did it..."
Raymond:"Damn you both..."
Azura:"You wanted to take him so badly you kidnapped someone..."
Rayomnd:"Oh yeah!??? Well I gotta secre...t..."
Lite:"What?"
Raymond:"My...(cough) friends and I bought these badass walkie-talkies and mines was on!!!"
Lite"...shit..."
Raymond:"They heard what you dif; and now they're gonna come kick your ass!"
Azura:"Dammit... I shoulda kille..."


The police and ambulance show up, Gary explains what happens and Raymond's taken to a hospital and sentenced with 59 years, in a maximum security prison. Lite and Azura tell their sides, and are sent to the hospital free from charges...


Lite:"Damn... that hurt like shit..."
Azura:"But we're still living..."


Lite looks at the hospital ceiling

Lite:"I hope Empath gets here soon, my dad'll kill me if he sees the bill..."
Azura:"I didn't give either of our last names, we shouldn't have to worry if he gets here before they start..."
Lite:"(sigh) I really hope he comes first, it'll suck if my adrenaline wears off before.. fucking OUCH..."


Empath walks into the room, his eyes immediately tear...


Empathe:"Lite... What happened!!!?"
Lite:"Hey Empath! Me and Azura just got fucked up, trying to help some kid..."
Azura:"We're alright... :/"
Empath:"I'm so sorry... I hope the boy's OK, too..."
Lite:"Don't apologize; It isn't your fault!"


He smiles as Empath walks close


Lite:"Heal Azura first, he got hurt before me, bitch's been writhing in pain longer than me!"
Azura:"(Sighs) I'm fine..."


Empath puts his hands on Azura and Lite


Empath:"Please forgive them for any sins commited, and get rid of this suffering they endured for their friend."


Azure's arm pops back up into it's correct place, with crunch sound. Lite's chest fixed, he sat up as it made a loud crunch sound too!


Lite:"Thanks man! "
Azura:"Thank you "
Empath: Don't, I only visited you guys..."
Lite:"Hey man, why don't we all work together at Kristelle's?!"
Empath:"I'm sorry..."



He walks to the door


Empath:"If it was peaceful, I'd go. But for now, everyone needs me on the site. I have to help them,p; you know how much it means to me "
Lite:"Okay, if ya need to! See ya later, bloke!"
Azura:"Tell us if there's hot girls around there..."
Empath:"I will; see you later, my dear friends!"


Empath leaves...


Lite:"Empath's the coolest Bloke... Man, we owe so much to him!"
Azura:"If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be where we are... well, wait not in a hospital, but you know..."


Lite stands and walks out with Azura


Lite:"Yeah! He taught so much! Now I know how ta get some butt!"
Azura:"I was ready to fight before Robby smacked Bianca..."
Lite:"I know, the doctors were askin' how you maintained a erection after getting your arm broken, ha!!.."
Azura:"On top of all this; we'll get our paychecks..."

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Lite and Azura save their coworker: Gary, from the Kidnapper, Raymon!
They then meet another friend in the hospital; Empath!

#UBERNATURA #kidnapper #Fight #healing #healer

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