Lite:"Hey, you were jus' hired last night?"
Nicholson:"Yeah, we had to came real quick: we needed job fast!"
Lite:"Awesome! Glad to have more people here, what's your names?"
Nicholson smiles
Nicholsan:"I'm Nicholson Bartholomew Jeeves! And this is my BFF, Victor!"
The huge man points to a shorter, spiky haired man behind him
Victor:"Yo..."
Lite:"I'm sure glad you guys are here! Yeste'day, there wos this crazy long haired guy that tried to kill us! That guy los' his damn mind! Good thing we have you guys here, now!"
Nicholson: "Long hair... You'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED MY RAYRAY BEAR!!!?"
Lite:"...No? ....."
Nicholson screamed as he flexed his muscles
Nicholson:"YOU FREAKING JERK, DON'T LIE TO ME!!! I'M GOING TO WRECK YOUR SHIT!!!!"
Victor:"C'mon, Nicholson... let's go outside first... don't wanna attract the cops again... They're annoying as fuck..."
Nicholson:"YOU BETTER COME TOO, OR I'LL FUCK EVERYONE IN THIS BUILDING ANYWAY!!!"
Lite looks terrified as he slowly walks out behind them, Azura and Gary notices, and follow him outside...
Lite:"(Damn... they're gonna fucking kill me!)"
Gary:"Hey Lite!!"
Lite jumped
Gary:"Don't worry, you guys helped me out, so I'm gonna help you this time♪!"
Azura:"We shoulda stayed in the restaurant..."
Nicholas:"Alright, you little fuckers!!! You're gonna get it!!!!"
Nicholas flexes, his uniform tears off, as electricity pops all over his pulsating huge body!!!
Lite:"I might have taken a actual freakin' shit..."
Gary:"I might have too..."
Azura:"I'm holding my shit... but I might still piss myself..."
Gary:"C'mon Lite!!! You can do it!!!"
He pushes him ahead!!!
Gary:"You can fight him!!! I saw you beat Raymond♪!"
Lite:"I ..just only held him..."
Nicholson:"You're gonna pay!!!!!!!"
Nicholson charges him!!! Azura freaked!!!
Azura:"Move Lite!!!!"
Nicholson suddenly hits and breaks Lite's arm!!!
Lite:"Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! Fuck, shit Mother of our Lord!!!! Dammmit!!!!!!!"
Gary:"Liiiite!!!!!!!!!"
Nicholson:"Hahaha, how weak you little fuck are, that's what you get for killing Raymond!"
Victor:"Now that he's disARMed, it'll be easy tear him LIMB from LIMB! I got to HAND it to you, Nicholson, you're like a 1 man ARMy!"
Nicholson:"???"
Lite:"I didn't kill him...*cries in pain*"
Gary suddenly leaps on his back!!!
Nicholson:"What the!!!? What's that thing!!!!?"
Lite:"Garebear? What ...the hell!??"
Gary:"I'm goin' to use Mephistopheles, to stop him!!!"
Nicholson starts slamming his back/Gary into the restaurant walls and cars!!!
Nicholson:"Get the fuck off my back!!!!!!
Gary:"Do... wr...y... Lite... I got... thi...s!!!"
Nicholson knocks him out!!!
Nicholson:"Finally!!! I got 'em!!! Now you fuckers, goin' to pay!!!"
Victor:"Don't go too far, Nicholson! We still need that Fantisista!!!"
Nicholson:"Don't worry, I'll only hurt 'em a litte bit!!!"
Lite:"I AM ALREADY VERY HURT... ALOT!!!!!"
Nicholson charged at them again, Lite and Azura ran!!!
Lite:"Listen dude, we hafta call someone to help!!!"
Azura:"I got a idea, Let's not run side by side, then whoever's not being chased can call for help!"
Lite:"Alright, I'm going a different direction!!!"
They split, Lite pulls out his cell
Lite:"Empath!!! Listen, bloke, you gotta come over!!! We're going to DIE!!!"
Lite notices Nicholson behind him!!!
Lite:"Dammit!!!"
Nicholson:"I'm going to FUCK YOU!!!"
Victor:"Calm down, you woulda caught them already if you hadda fought with a clear head!"
Azura runs back by Lite
Azura:"I'm ready, turn back around, now..."
Lite:"Wot!!!? Why I hafta turn!!!?"
Azura ran away, as Lite turns to see Nicholson standing behind him
Nicholson:"It's time to fucking die!!!"
Azura suddenly kicks him HARD!!! Lite notices whats he's doing then creates a Gotic pole to knock him back to them!!! Azura tries to run ahead of him, but misses as the huge man flips erect!!!
Nicholson:"Dammit... You tried some bullbullshit on me, but I ain't havvin' that shit!"
Azura:"Alright... I have another plan!"
Lite:"This better work, Azura!!!"
Azura:"It will, charge as fast as you can..."
Lite:"Say wot... I ain't gonna charge that fucker!!!"
Azura:"All you need to do is distract that the bald guy, then I'll sneak behind him, he'll notice then try to attack me. You use your brace, and I'll attack at full power! Then he'll be too weak to fight as both..."
Lite:"Alright... That shit might save us... As long as I don't straight up have to fight him..."
Lite rushes him, Nicholson smirked evilly, until the teen diverts away? He looks in question and hears Azura behind him, he then prepares to turn and swing, when Gothic Braces suddenly hold him!!!
Lite:"We did it!!!"
Azura:"Good, now time for Fighting..."
Nicholson elbows his head!!! Azura falls as Lite stares in horror!!!
Azura"....ch...."
Lite:"Azura!!!!"
Nicholson:"You think that'll work???!"
Victor:"We're not as weak as that trash Raymon was!!!".
Nicholson:"Hey, don't die on me, yet! We still need you and that girl, too!"
Victor:"No... we don't need him! I have a idea! We can get "it" without using him or the Fantisista, finish them off!"
Nicholson:"Well, time for RAPE!!!"
Lite:"Stop it, you pedophilic dumbass!!! If our friend, Empath was here!!! You'd already be beaten!!!"
Nicholson:"Some guy who don't have a real fucking name?! What the fuck can he do?!!!"
Victor:"Empath?! You really believe in some nameless fuck, that has the vocation of one of the weakest, retarded, idiots on earth!?
Nicholson:"You're the dumbass!!! I bet that `Empath` is just some narcissistic scammer, that had a gender change some years ago, but has second thoughts now that he's gay, but he can't tell you, because you're close minded. So now he tried to change back, but his penis got stuck, and now it's half a quarter inch, and his balls are as soft as marshmallows!!!"
Lite:"You fuck!!!!!!"
Lite suddenly kicks him HARD, through a car!!! Nicholson flips off it, and breathes heavily in rage!!!
Nicholson:"You!!! M, my beautiful face... I'm going to WRECK YOUR STUPID ASS!!!!!"
He fires a huge beam!!! The parkinglot illuminated so much, it blots out the sunlight!!! Lite stares in terror until Azura suddenly ran in front of him!!?
Azura:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He falls, Lite kneels by him
Lite:"Azura, why did you do that?!!!"
Azura:"I don't know, I hate you so much..."
Lite stood
Lite:"I'm going to avenge him, you bald turd!!!!"
He holds his hand over his head!!!
Lite:"Masenranpu!!!!"
Azura:"What the hell..."
Lite:"It's:`Demon lamp glow` I think..it sounds cooler in Japanese!"
Azura:"Yeah..."
A glowing ball of Gothic style letters grows in his hand, he then throws it!!! Nicholsn leers, and slaps it away into a building!!! Lite stared as Nicholson rubbed his wrist!
Lite:"Wot!!!!?"
Nicholson:"You put alota shit in that, that actually stung a little!!!"
Lite fell on his knees
Lite:"Dammit... I used all the energy I had left..."
Nicholson:"Heheheh, you used up everything huh? Too bad, fucker! Once your friend sees you squashed under my foot like a bug, I'll tell him how cool you were!!!"
Nicholson stomps at him!!! Then looks in surprise to see him and Azura by Kristelle's drive through... He then turns to see Empath
Empath:"Thank you, for saving them..."
Nicholson:"Who's that?!!! Are you Empath?!!! You better step the fuck back!!!"
Empath rushes to him, Nicholson punched!!! Then noticed the teen was already by his friends????
Empath:"Are you okay, my friends?"
Lite:"Dude!!! I'm so glad you're here!!! No, my arm's broke, Azura gotta fractured ribs, and Gary's fucked up because those guys actually for reals wanna avenge that kidnapper from yesterday!!!"
Empath:"I'm sorry... You only wanted to help a child, and this happens... Azura... Are you alright? You still seem mobile..."
Azura:"I'm fine except my ribs hurt like shit... "
Lite:"Would you help Gary, too? He's been lying over there by himself!"
Empath looks at him, then bows...
Empath:"Please forgive him, my Lord...
Gary gets up, fully healed! Then quickly ran to his friends
Gary:"What's go'n on!!? Why is everyone here, and those guys still up?!"
Lite:"They beat the fucking shit outta us, but you don't hafta worry about it anymore!!! Empaths's here!!!"
Empath:"Please forgive them for fighting..."
Lite and Azura heal too, their bones crack and pop as they repair!!
Lite:"Alright!!! At full power, I'm sure the 4 of us can take him!!!"
Empath:"No... I'll fight him alone..."
Lite:"Dude, you're stronger than shit, but I don't think even you can beat him!!!"
Empath:"Please Lite, make sure Gary is safe?"
He stood, then glares at Nicholson... then walks to him and calms down...
Nicholson:"Hey, don't you be looking at me with such a puny face! Do you want to greet everybody in hell with that face?!"
Empath:"Dear God... Forgive me, or what I'm about to do..."
The ground shook, electricity pops off Empath as Nicholson turns toward Victor
Nicholson:"Victor, what does the thing say about his Power Level?!!"
Victor holds a speedometer...
Victor:"It's... over 9000???!!!!!!!??? or, 6??? Wait, there wouldn't be so many 0s if it was just 6... it's over 900000?!!!"
Nicholson:"Over 9000, impossibrrrrre!!!!"
Victor crushed his thing
Visctor:"Dammit... he's insanely strong..."
Nicholson:"Again; Impossibrrr, I can beat that pussy!!!"
Empath:"I'm not strong, nor powerful"
Nicholson: "I don't care what that thing says, that shit must be broken!!! I can beat 'em, because I'm the allmighty; Nicholson Bartholomew Jeevus!!!"
He charged to Empath!!! Then looks around as he seems to the vanished... Everyone looks to see where he is also, until Victor shouts
Victor:"He's up there!!!"
Nicholson looks up to see him on his head, then tries to grab him!!! Empath appears in front of him, then uppercuts HARD!!!
Nicholson:"*Cough, coughs Vomit...*
Empath:"That was for my new friend; Gary..."
Nicholson coughs blood... then tries to stand when Empath kicks him away!!!
Empath:"That's for Azura..."
He appears behind him, roundhousekicks him straight up into the air!!!
Empath:"That's for Lite..."
He appears over the huge man, and double-axehandles him through the parkinglot!!!
Empath:"That's for everyone you've killed..."
Nicholson:"RRAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHHAAHAAHH I'm the mighty Nicholson Bartholomew Jeevus!!!! I can't be beaten by a twig!!!! I'm Martial Arts Talented Elite, I can't be beaten by something so puny!!!"
He tries to hit Empath, as the teen easily dodges... Until Victor yells
Victor:"That's enough!!! Calm down Nicholoson!!! If you think calmly instead of crying about no more buttsex with Raymond, then you'll see that he's NOT THAT HARD TO BEAT!!!!"
Nicholson:"I'm sorry Victor... thanks... I lost my cool there for a second..."
He walks to Empath
Nicholson:"Alright man, I kinda lost my cool for a second... but if wait, I'll show you what I can really do..."
Empath:"I can't wait, my friend!"
They trade punches, each throwing hits, but the other dodged easily until... Nicholson says
Nicholson:"Looks like we're evenly matched..."
Empath:"Yeah... but I enjoyed this fight, it's been fun!"
Nicholson:"I'm going to cram those words back into your throat, with a few of my own..."
He opens his mouth
Nicholson:"BlitzLaser!!!"
Empath hurries and fires a bright white light!!! A huge explosion engulfs them, but both seem unhurt!!?
Nicholson:"What the fuck???! That was my strongest attack!!!"
Empath:"Good thing I was blessed to use that when I did... or that would've seriously hurt me."
Victor:"Nicholson, it's obvious you 2 are completely evenly matched, you ain't winnin'! Withdraw!!!"
Nicholson looks at him
Nicholson:"But Victor, I almost have him!!! Just let me try again!!!"
Victor:"Get back by me, bitch!!!"
Nicholson:"C'mon Victor, I almost got 'em, you don't know WTH you're talking about!!!"
He turns toward Empath... Victor shouts
Victor:"Nicholson, are you disobeying a direct order!!!?"
Nicholson:"Sorry Victor... I don't know what came over me..."
Lite:"Shit... that big guys trembling like he was ass raped by that little spiky haired guy!!! What the fuck????"
Nicholson:"I can't fight you anyomore, rule are rules... But..."
He turns toward Empath's friends...
Nicholson:"He didn't say anything about them!!!"
Empath ran after him
Empath:"Dammit!!! I have no choice... Father, forgive me!!!"
Empath rushes into him, injuring his spinal cord!!! Nicholson ragdolls at highspeed into Lite, Azura and Gary, but Empath hurries around him and caught him in his left hand!!! He holds the huge man straight over his head, then kneels and lies him down in front of Victor...
Empath:"If you promise to leave... He'll be healed completely..."
Victor:"Fuck... what was..."
Nicholson:"Help... me... V...ictor..."
Victor reaches down to him
Victor:"Sure budddy..."
Nicholson:"Thanks, you're a real friend Vic..."
Victor suddenly pulls out a gun!!! And starts shooting Nicholson in the head!!!?
Nicholson:"Ow!!! Oww!!!! Victor, what the hell you doin'?!!"
Victora: Dammit, he's so strong it won't go through his skull?!"
Empath, Lite, Azura and Gary stare in surprise!!!
Lite:"Wot the fuuuuck!!? He's SHOOTING HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD?!!!"
Victor:"Dammit, guns don't work on anyone anymore!!!"
He tosses Nicholson in the air, then stretched out his arms as a bright blue/white light glows off him!!!
Victor: LastFlash!!!
He fires a beam at Nicholson, piercing and imploding him and the entire parking/all surrounding stores in one hit!!! Empath, Lite, Azura and Gary stood far away... staring in horror!
Lite:"Fuck.... What the hell..."
Empath:"Dammit... Guys... Please, go... you can't stay here..."
Lite:"What the hell man?!"
Gary:"You'll be killed!!!"
Victor:"Are you going to stare at my perfect body forever?! Or are you going to grow some balls? The artifacts give us the extra power, and your dumbass friend ignored his chance to earn one! So now you ALL will pay, starting with you scrawny Hotshot!!!!!!!"
Empath:"I have to... He'll destroy others if I refuse..."
Lite:"I understand... Listen, becareful buddy!"
Azura:"Don't get your ass wrecked..."
Gary:"Becareful!"
Empath:"Don't worry, the police are coming; it'll only be a little while now, I'll distract the man until they come..."
Azura:"...shit..."
Lite:"Don't worry, we'll find them and bring them to you guys!"
Empath:"Thanks my friends "
He walks to Victor
Empath:"Can we fight away from everyone?"
Victor:"Who fucking cares? It doesn't matter where we go..."
They walk away to a mountain by a intersection... as police cars pass by in the background...
Victor:"Heheheheh, now you'll see the difference between a weak talent, and a elite!!!!!!!!!"
To Be Continued
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