The camp counsellor had lunch.

Afterwards, Alice was cleaning the cabin. 

She saw a snake. 

'Bill!'.

Bill grabbed a machete, and used it to attack the animal. It slithered towards the dark woods. 'At least we'll know what's for dinner', Marcie said. 'Oh, Marcie! Marcie! Marcie!', they said. Alice walked towards Bill. 'Do you  think we'd last all summer?', Bill asked her. 'I don't think we'd last all week', Alice quipped. And they were approaching the dirt road, as Crystal Lake Police Officer Jon Dorf, 33, appeared on his motorcycle. 'Who are you kids? And what are you all doing here?', he asked them. 'Can we help you Officer?', Brenda asked him. 'I'm looking for someone. Crazy Ralph, the town loony', he answered her. 

'There's no one that's crazy around here, Officer', Ned said. He was dressed as a Native American Indian. 'Cut it out, Tonto', Officer Dorf said. 'Hey, nice bike', Jack said. 'What are you smoking, boy? Weed, marijuana...'. 'I don't do drugs, Officer', Jack lied. Suddenly the radio mike burst into action. 'Officer Dorf. The Sheriff wants you back at the Police Station. Crazy Ralph is in the vicinity'. He grabbed the radio. 'This is Officer Dorf. I am at Camp Crystal Lake, over. Crazy Ralph is saying The Lord's Gospel, and saying everyone's doomed. If I see him, I want to haul his ass into jail. Over'. He added: 'Keep your noses clean, and don't get into trouble. I won't hear of any weirdness out here'. And he rode away, and everyone laughed.

***

Alice, Ned, and Marcie, saw someone in the larder. 

The brown colored door opened, and Crazy Ralph appeared. 

'I'm the Messenger of God. You're doomed if you stay here...Doomed!'.

'Get away from here, man', Ned said.

Crazy Ralph opened the cabin door, and rode his 1930's era bike.

'You're alll doomed!!!', Crazy Ralph warned.

As he rode away, Ned said: 'That was Crazy Ralph'.

'God, that's all we need to see', Alice said.

***