cene opens to Bianca dreaming... she dreams of Victor entering the hotel... He walks inside with glowing red eyes...
Bianca:"W... wha.... what're you???"
Victor:"Spread 'em, bitch!!!"
Bianca:"Noooooooooooooo!"
Victor unzips his pants, his penis has Azura's voice? Coming from it...
Azura:"You'd rather me, right?"
Bianca suddenly wakes up, to see Lite and Azura rush in with Victor!!! She hides behind a table as Lite yells!
Lite:"See! We don't havva Holy Grail!!!"
Victor:"I HAD TO FUCKING LOOK ONE MORE FUCKING DAMN TIME!!!"
He grabs Bianca and shakes her....
Victor:"YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT WOMAN!!!!? WE WILL DIE HORRIBLY!!!!"
He hops back in the SUV
Victor:"WHY DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING, WE'D BE OUTTA HERE BY NOW!!!"
Lite:"We didn't know this shit could even happen!!!"
The teens hop back in the SUV too, then drive away...
Victor:"Dammit... you'll hafta drive, I'm too upset..."
Lite:"Victor? How would we know when we see the real thing?!"
Victor:"Simple... Artifacts with mystical energy would react to each other; even if someone made a replica of the grail; if that didn't have powers, it wouldn't matter when we bring the boring one close, you can learn just from holding the right thing too; but you have to know how to activate it in the first place."
The Scene cuts toward Peche levitating to the top of his UFO, then watches 5 cars driving up to it, then park... then 5 men float out, and land ontop his UFO and strike poses!!!
Greg:"Mighty Warrior Green!!!"
Bert:"Mighty Warrior Blue!!!"
Jèsus:"Mighty Warrior Red!!!"
Randolf:"Mighty Warrior White!!!"
Gambe:"Mighty Warrior Purple!!!"
All:"Together, we are; The Mighty Morphin Powerful Warriors!!!"
Peche blushed as he cheered and applauded!!!
Peche:"Perfect! I am so happy you could come♡!"
Gambe:"We're happy we could come, Master!"
Peche:"Please just call me; Peche!"
Jésus:"Here ya are, mate! The powerometers, yer ordered!"
The long haired man hands him a suitcase full of monocles
Peche:"Thanks, my friend! (Love that sexy accent!)"
Gambe:"Peche; What is our mission!?"
Peche:"Oh... yes... my dear Victor has been quite mean...stop him, and bring back my Grails..."
Gambe:"Vikky's being bad? ...hmmmmm...."
Peche:"Don't call him that! He's our friend!"
The purple warrior checks powermeter/monocle
Gambe:"Sorry...I see he's North by North South: let's go!!!"
Peche:"WHAT???"
They huddle together...
All:"WE WILL FIND THEM, WE WILL BEFRIEND THEM!!! FOR WE ARE THE MIGHTY MORPHIN WARRIOR RANGERS!!!!"
They get back in their cars and drive away!!! Meanwhile... Victor, Lite and Azura find his grails hidden in a excavation site...
Victor:"Finally, we can see..."
Five cars suddenly drift in front of them, then stop... Then the Sentai walk out...
Victor:"NO... DAMMIT!!! WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!! THEY'RE GOING TO RAPE US, EAT US, THEN KILL US, THEN WE'RE GOING TO DIE AGAIN IF THEY DON'T LIKE RAPING US!!!!"
Lite:"Wait wot!!?
Gambe:"Hello Vikky we haven't seen you in years..."
Victor:"H... h... h... hello... Mr Gambe..."
Lite:"(Shit... we're in fucking trouble: He's sweating fucking bullets!)"
Gambe:"Peche said you've been being bad... but that couldn't be true... correct?"
Richard yells and pointed beside the group
Richard:"I see his Grail back here!!!"
Gambe:"Oh... it IS true... I want to kill you for this, but Peche says not to... So instead I'll befriend you..."
Jésus:"No fair, Captain Gambé! You always kill the strongest!!!"
Greg:"Yeah, you always get first dibs!!!"
Richard:"Yeah, that's unfair Captain!!!"
Bert:"That's mean!!!"
Gambé yells and floated some!!!!
Gambé:"Because I'm the fucking Captain, you freaking insignificant fucks!!!! Fine!!! If you wanna kill him SO FUCKING BADLY!!! You divide them yourselves, I'll deliver these to Master Peche!!!"
Mighty Morphin' Powerful Warriors:"Yay!!!", "You're the best!!!", "I want to have your Babie Captain!!", "Fuck me capatin!!!!"."
Gambé levitates the Grails over him and fly away... Richard turns toward the heroes
Richard:"Alright, since I'm the next strongest, I'll fight Vikky!"
Greg:"Fine... I'll take the squirts! I'll take them out since no one else will do it! And you'll need to learn how to take care of something so weak!"
Richard:"You go first, and leave the best for last!"
Greg:Alright, but only because I'll be teaching a important lesson!"
Azura whispers to Lite...
Azura:"Dammit...I know how our potential's unlocked, Lite... but we haven't been working out to actually use it; they going to kill us..."
Victor leans to Lite..
Victor:"Another damn thing... Watch out for that Greg fuck, he looks weak, but he can control time and space with his psychic abilities..."
Lite smiles wryly, Greg then demanded
Greg:"Alright, bring it, you lumbering morons!!!"
Lite and Azura rush to him!!! He freezes everyone within a mile....
Greg:"Oh shit... I forgot this attack's too stressful, I hafta just get closer.. I hope they don't catch on!"
He let's them go, Lite turns toward him immediately, then rushed again!!! Greg froze time and hid once more, Lite turns toward him leering as he ran to him!!!
Greg:"How tha fuck are you finding me so fast?!!!"
Lite:"Easy! Thanks to Victor! We just do wot we usually do while in danger; we know to expect you to be anywhere!"
Greg:"Fuck you, annoying Gothic dickwad!!!"
He ran as Lite fires a Gothic Beam!!! Greg froze time again, but is STILL almost struck since he could barely hold time again!! He then yells in anger!!!
Greg:"Enough!!!!!!!!"
Only Lite and Azura are frozen in place?!!! A tree suddenly levitates out of the ground and shapes into a sharp point, and aims at them...
Greg:"You punks are going to pay for making fun of me!!!"
Lite:"Dammit... I can't move..."
Azura:"Can't you use your Talent and push yourself or me?"
Lite:"No... it's like he froze nerves in my brain too!"
Greg:"I did!!! While I STILL can't move like I like, I can still focus enough energy to make a shish kabob outta you!!!!!"
Lite:"Azura... I don't wanna die with a shit conscience... Remember all those girls that turned you down before? It's because I wos I was playing a elaborate prank that you actually were a woman!"
Azura:"...Why couldn't the lesbians still fuck me!?"
Lite:"They saw your bulge and thought we were in cahoots to get a buncha women in bed..."
Azura:"....... My thing was that I crossdress because girl clothes feel softer, your thing just reminds people are sheer crap, prank or not; what happened to all that don't judge people junk everybody preaches????!!!!"
Greg:"I don't care about your emotional shit!!!! It's time for some Grilled pissa..."
Victor suddenly chops off his head!!! The tree flung at the teens, though they easily rolled away before it hits!!! It splinters on the ground from the HARD IMPACT!!!
Lite:"He was going to fucking explode us with that!!!"
Victor smirks at Greg's still moving head?!!!
Victor:"Oh... Greg... you always had your HEAD in the clouds! You were so ABSENT MINDED, that you'd forget everything your HEAD if it wasn't attached!!! Hahahaha!!! Looks like your HEADED for new heights now!!! HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Greg:"Vikky You.. really steam my broccoli!!! Why did you interfere... with my fight?!"
Victor:"Because all's fair in death and war!!! I saw my chance and took it!!! Now you'll die!!!"
He pulls out a gun, and starts shooting his head!!! Greg yells as Lite and Azura stare in horror... Victor sighs
Victor:"Dammit... Forgot guns don't work on anyone anymore!!!!"
He fires a powerblast through the head, killing Greg!!!
Richard:"Finally..."
Lite:"Oh shit... They're gonna be mad!!!"
Richard:"Finally, Greg's gone!!! That leaves a empty spot for me to go up the Ranger Sentai ladder!!! I'm 2nd in command!!! Richard; strongest/psychic on MightMorphinPowerfulWarriors!!!!"
Lite:"Oh...they were competeing with eachother..."
Richard leers at Victor
Richard:"Alright it's my turn!!! You 2, feel free to help him whenever, to make it interesting!!!"
Victor:"Fuck you!!!!"
Victor and Richard charged to each other!! Richard punched, Victor dodges and grabs his arm, then slings the man around in circles and throws him away, and used OneLastFlash!!! Which hits on target!!! The explosion blinds everyone around them, then the smoke clears to show Richard still standing...
Richard:"Hey... that tickled Vikky, that makes me wanna scratch my itch!!!"
Victor tries to run, but Richard speeds beside him, then punched him in the air!!! Victor tries to turn out of the force and attack, but the huge muscular man flew past him, and kicked him higher, then leaps over and piledrives the man back into the ground!!! Lite and Azura stares in horror as Richard then pulls him out of the ground and stands him up...
Richard:"Alright... Time to finish it up! Peche won't be mad if I say it was a mistake!"
He poses
Richard:"Time for my strongest move!!!"
Lite:"Azura... We hafta help him!! You get Victor... I'll stop that fucker!"
Lite slams Richard's head with a Gothic Hammer, while Azura pushes Victor from the explosion coming from him closing down on the laser he was going to spit!!! Lite looks up from under a Gothic shield to see Richard standing there naked!!!!?
Richard:"Ow.... That broke my teeth... you know what... That makes me mad!"
He quickly kicks the Goth into Azura, giving him a severe Spinal injury!!! Azura looks at his best Friend in horror!!!
Azura:"Lite! Are you okay?"
Lite:"Yeah... I just don't feel my body... or any muscle besides my eyes and mouth..."
Richard walks to Victor and punched him away, then almost kills him when Azura says
Azura:"Hey! If you think you can kill them, you got to get through me first!"
Richard:"Haha! There's no reason little girl! Women can't fight!!! I'll over look you so we'll have a perfectly working vag later!"
Azura rushes to him!!! Meanwhile, Gambé gives the Grails to Peche and danced...
Gambé:"We have them Master♪!"
Peche:"Yes, and it's all thanks to you♡!"
Gambé:"Now you may have eternal power!!!"
Peche:"Yes!!! W,w,wait these aren't it. If they are, I woulda felt my Wuta blood would tingle..."
Gambé:"Perhaps Victor's hiding a true one...or there's a different way to turn them on."
Meanwhile, back with other fighters..
Lite:"Azura, stand down..."
Azura:"No... Not until Empath comes... I have to keep us alive until then!"
Richard:"Whoever that guy is, it doesn't matter! We'll rape you guys, then wreck his shit too!"
Azura:"No...you'll never touch him, he won't fail to you..."
Azura rushed to Richard once more, full of scratches and bruises!!! Richard leered and jumps over the Emo, then kicks his neck!!! Azura ragdolls to his friend!!! Lite freaks as Azura's head only twitches...
Lite:"Azura... no... Why?!"
Bert:"That's what happens when you have a broken neck... It ain't like some kinda anime where fatal injuries mean shit..."
Lite:"Azura... AZURAAAAAAA!!!!"
Lite watches in horror as one of his best friends starts to die in front of him...
To Be Continued
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