Scene opens to Empath flipping from Gambe's kick, then standing up and wiping blood from his mouth...
Empath:"Dammit Victor... !!!.."
Gambe:"You shouldn't look away for even a second while on the battlefield, Empath..."
He charged to him again, Empath tried to dodge as the man quickly swung at him, but once he's struck, the teen quickly parried! Gambe slid back, then drop kicks him!! Empath caught his leg and threw him to the ground, but the man quickly kicked to him, Empath backs away, then feels Gambe grab him from behind!!? He struggles as he thought...
Empath:"(Dammit, he's fast also... I can't...physically he's too strong, I can't muscle... I...)"
Gambe:"Empath... stop playing around, Jésus told me about your full power! Don't pretend like you can't get away!!!"
He let's go of Empath and walks backward
Gambe:"Stop holding back..."
Empath:") I don't have any power... But I will show you what I could do..."
Empath suddenly glows a bright red color!!! Gambe measures him with his Powerometer...
Gambe:"J..j...j.... Jésus, do... you see his power level!!!?"
Jésus:"Th... the fuck!!!? This is MUCH stronger than before!!!?"
Gambe steps back, then flies over the ground!!!
Gambe:"No... that's impossible! How could you be THAT strong!!!? You couldn't have THAT kind of power, the meter doesn't even say you have a Talent!!! Your power's much mine than mine at that age!!!"
He then calms down...
Gambe:"No matter, I still have a special power; rather... I still have my Talent from before I transformed into a Duel Wielding Talented Mother Fucker you know and love today!"
He suddenly pulls out a HUGE piece of glass!? Then stabs himself!!!?
Empath:"What the fuck!!!? Are you a..."
Gambe:"Heheheh, That's a fine body!!!"
A Unearthly light flows from Empath's body, as a ungodly one flows into it!!! Empath then looks up in pain to see himself/his known body!!!!?
Empath:"Wh... why am I over there?!"
Gambe:"We switched bodies!!! Now I have all the powers you have!"
Empath:"Wai... Ow!!!!"
Gambe:"I'll just go kill your friends, get the Holy Grail and leave you to die..."
Gambe jumped to try flying away, but fell on his face... and ran away with Jésus!
Gambe:"Dammit! I shoulda known he couldn't fly..."
Jésus:"At lest your stronger now!"
Gambe:"Shit!!! I just remembered..."
Meanwhile Lite and Azura came to Peche's UFO...
Lite:"Awesome, Bianca's thing is saying there's trails here!"
Azura:"Yep... then all we need now, is Victor's thingy and some freaking chicks..... It's like we're in dude nation..."
Lite:"The gem's glowing too!? Maybe the real Holy Grail really is here?!"
Azura:"You'd know for sure... You got that thing..."
They find the Grails behind the UFO...
Lite:"It's like someone was too damned lazy to actually try to hide the fucking things..."
Azura:"He might've had someone to fuck..."
Lite:"Yeah... that dickhead probably got girls...no dudes, it has to be dude; all over him!"
Gambe in Empath's body and Jésus walk up to them, while in conversation
Gambe:"Forget it... I don't really need it, I'll just buy ano..."
Lite:"Hey Empath!!! Look, the gem thing's glowing! And we found Victor's stash! The Holy Grail might be here"
Azura:"Yeah, everything..."
Gambe:"Um... good work friends(?) Gee, Let's check em out, buddies?!"
Lite:"Are you okay, Empath?! And why do you have that bastard following you?! Did you help him like you did for us?! That arsehole is gonna stop killing people like a fucking Grim Reaper?!"
Azura:"...Lite, I can't sense energy and shit like in a anime, but I think that's NOT EMPATH..."
Lite:"What'dya talkin' about?! This hasta be him, it looks JUST LIKE EMPATH... He ..only just sounds creepy tho..."
Gambe suddenly kicks him away!!!
Lite:"What the hell?! Empath would never kick me in the face!"
Gambe:"You retarded, annoying English dumbassed shit!!! I'm Captain Gambe!!!"
Gambe bends over in their faces and picks Empath's body's leg!!
Lite:"Wot the fuck!!!? How the hell did you get in his body?!"
Gambe:"I have my own Talents! Now it's time to use his oceans of power!!!"
He tries to fight them, Jésus almost joins when Victor walks from behind the UFO
Vicor:"Oh, hohohoho!!! You're mine Mofo, Ranger Sentai!"
Jésus:"WHAT THE FUCK!!!? DUDE YOU MADE ME LEGIT SHIT...FUCKING HARD!!!"
Meanwhile, Empath staggered to Gambe
Empath:"Good... thing... he left... his powerometer on his body... and more so... a part of me still exists in my body... it's calling to me now..."
Meanwhile, Lite, Azura and Victor fought Gambe and Jésus!!! Gambe glared..
.
Gambe:"What the hell?! This body was pushing to; 240000 before?!! What's wrong with it!!!?"
Lite:"I don't know, maybe it's because you're NOT SUPPOSE TO USE THAT BODY?!"
Azura:"Empath DID tell everyone so far he DOESN'T HAVE POWER..."
Gambe:"C'mon, what the hell?!"
They suddenly notice...
doubeingts... no... Empath?!!!"
Azura:"Empath?"
Empath:"Guys! That's NOT me, Gambe pushed me in his body!!! Don't be afraid to beat him outside of it!!!"
Lite:"Alright, now that we saw for ourselves, we'll go full power!!!"
Azura:"Empath... Forgive us for what we're about to do..."
Jésus:"Vikky... Seriously you were just watching those kids for the Grail?! You think I'm goin' to buy you're not really a pedo!?"
Victor:"Yes, you Australian fag fucker! And stop calling me Vikky!! Your groups are the ones who gangraped people, and how do I know you aren't pedophiles?! Empath isn't legal, and it's not beyond you guys to steal kids' bodies for some gay orgies!"
Jésus:"Hey, at least we all ARE men with dicks! You pissant..."
Victor:"Suck my..."
Victor quickly pushed his fist in his abdomen, and fired an ladder beam!!!
Victor:"Diiiick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Empath:"Victor! He wasn't able to fight with your whole fucking fist in him!!! You didn't need to implode him!"
Victor:"You should've heard our conversation!!
He then turns towards Lite and Azura!
Victor: "Hey, fuck punks, you havin' trouble because that's Empath's body?!"
He suddenly ran between the fighters,
Victor:"Leave it to me!!!"
He quickly kicks Gambe straight upwards!!! Then floats over him, and doubefists him back into the ground!!! Then drops down and knee the man in the stomach!!! Gambe coughed blood and leers
Gambe:"Fool... His body is in MUCH better condition, especially since he just learned how to fly..."
He opens his mouth, a ungodly light floats to Victor!!! Empath sees it!!!
Empath:"Dear God... let me... please... please..."
He somehow leaps over it, the unearthly light enters Empath's body, as the Gambe's soul return to his as well!!! Victor stops upon seeing the bright light!!!
Victor:"WHAT THE FUCK!!?"
Empath:"I'm back! Ha... ha... ow..."
Gambe:"Fuck eater... I don't want this old broken shit again!!! I... still can get that one though..."
He opens his mouth at Victor, who's still confused!!! Empath notices, and grabs a frog that hopped in his hand...
Empath:"Dear Father... please forgive me..."
He tosses it into the light!!! It blinds the onlookers, then dispersed; revealing Gambe in the Frog... Gambe's body/ the frog sat up and hopped away... Victor stares
Victor:"What... the... fuck..."
Empath:"Long story short... Gambe's in that frog..."
Victor lands
Victor:"Awesome!!! That's as funny as shit!!!"
Empath:"Please... don't kill the frog, he can't defend himself now!"
Victor:"Alright pussy! It's too fun to do this instead!!!"
He kicks Gambe FAR away as he laughed hard!!! Then noticed Lite and Azura helping Empath up... He walks up to them...
Lite:"Oh shit... you ain't gonna be the dick are you?"
Empath:"Don't worry, he still need us to help fight Peche..."
Victor:"How Astute! Yes, I'll need you in top condition to kill him, even if he's still not possession of the Holy Grail..."
He floats on top of the UFO
Victor:"C'mon! Hurry up!!! We need to get him in perfectly fine too before Peche notices we're alive!"
They go inside and into a restoration pod...
Victor:"Alright... this should be enough for him, even though it's a older model..."
Lite:"Will he be okay in that?!"
Victor:"Yes, it's a little slower than human doctors and healers, but your wounds won't reopen from immediate movement; though it's less efficient than a Artifact and multiple healers going at this at once.."
The capsule fills with healing liquid, as Empath slowly falls asleep....
Victor:"Alright... we'll need to get you two new clothes, you can't fight Peche in the rags you have..."
Azura:"Dress like you? That'll make us look like idiots..."
To be continued...
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