Scene opens with Lite, Azura and Victor in a dressing room on Peche's UFO... The teens try on different alien suits of armor as Victor says
Victor:"These are from the midgets in the Ukraine... it's perfect for you 2..."
Lite:"Hey! We ain't that fucking damn short!"
Victor:"Just put them on! You'll be safer with those..."
Lite:"Hey... we had you misunderstood! You're our buddy! You saved our lives, now you're preparing us for the fight against a killer alien!"
Azura:"Thanks... Even with all the ass beatings..."
Victor:"I'm NOT YOUR FRIEND... I... just need someone to help... just in case Peche finds the Grail before us..."
Lite:"Uh... huh... yeah.. Hey, this shit's too tight!"
Victor:"Force the damned thing on... It's tough but flexible; how do you think I turned into a werewolf in that without tearing it?!"
Azura:"He's right... it feels light and flexible... I'm surprised regular shit like this is actually armor..."
Victor:"That aside; We need to prepare to find the trail before that asshat finds it, as well as one in case he does!"
Lite:"Hmm... lemme go check something 1st..."
Victor:"What?!"
Lite:"Something very important! I wanna make sure we don't have to worry about Peche coming back here before we're ready... Um....Azura... Would you call me when Empath gets up... It might not take that long..."
Azura:"Okay... becareful..."
Lite ran outside... and Victor walks away
Victor:"That idiot dumbass..."
Azura:"What're you doing?"
Victor:"None of your damned business!"
Azura stares at him in annoyance, then walks outside... Meanwhile Victor walks back into a bedroom in the UFO...
Victor:"That Talent of Empath's works better than any healer or machine... What the hell?! Nevermind... I need to sleep; Running around all day and learning how to fly takes alot outta me..."
He pulls a small cuckoo clock out of his pocket, sets the alarm, then falls asleep... Meanwhile Lite ran outside and sees Demetri running to him!!!?
Lite:"Demetri?!"
Demetri:"Lite!!!"
Lite:"I thought I heard someone! What is it!?"
Demetri:"The Guru said to tell you where the Holy Grail was! He didn't tell you before because he didn't want Peche's men to find and torture you for the location! But he said he's send me the exact location telepathically when I find you!"
Lite:"I understand! ...Telepathy guys make things so much easier! Let's go get Azura before we go!"
Demetri:"Yeah!!!"
They go get Azura...
Azura:"What the fuck! You scared me..."
Lite:"Sorry bro! But we know where the Holy Grail is!!! Let's hurry and get it before Victor or Peche finds out!!!"
They go outside and to Demetri's SUV, and drive it to a empty area... Demetri pulls it out from under a rock!!!?
Demetri:"Set the Gem inside!"
Lite:"You had it the ENTIRE TIME!!!?"
Demetri: "I just now found it when I was coming over here! Now we can use it without anyone else knowing!!!"
Lite:"Awesome!!! Now we can help Empath and everybody else!"
He sets the gem in... a bright light suddenly engulfed the land, then a `face` floats high over them!!! It then says in a thundering voice...
HolyGrail:"THOU HAST ACTIVATED THE HOLYGRAIL... CHOOSE THY DESIRE..."
Lite:"Whoaaa.... It's... freaking creepy..."
Azura:"It reminds me of that creepy face thing on mighty morphing power..."
Demetri:"Wait! We need to hurry and make a wish; someone with good intentions must wield it so they can make up to 3 wishes... it's too much to constantly use..."
Lite:"Why can we only have 3?"
Demetri:"Because most people are too sinful to wield the Holy Grail... I'd try to wield it now, but I'm still ANGRY AT Peche for hurting my father..."
Azura:"I can't use it..."
Demetri:"I thought you AND Azura could... but I guess only you can, Lite!"
Lite:"I... couldn't... I'm not..."
Demetri:"You can! You came here with good intent; to help your friend! You're the closest to good of us 3! Anyone who isn't good enough will be hurt right away from just touching it... Though... you should be able to make at least one wish!"
Lite holds the Holy Grail... he kind of looks weak as he holds it...
Lite:"I.... wish... that you'll increase Empath's power!!!"
HolyGrail: "I canst do this, but one must be conscious before I changest their life on a wielder's behalf..."
Lite:"Fuck... I... can't change it... Wot, I guess it makes sense, since it would do something drastic to him, and something called the Holy Grail WOULD be a stickler for a innocent person's privacy...."
Demetri:"Hurry! We need to do something!"
Azura:"If we can't give him power yet, we need to do something to fix the situation we're in..."
Lite:"Alright... let's think..."
Meanwhile, Peche flies to the Guru's house...
Peche:"Ahha! There he is!"
Nelson:"What the fuck, you doin' here, yellow stankassed alien?!"
Peche:"I just wanted to know if your friend here knows where the Holy Grail is... I'd hate to pull it outta him..."
Nelson:"Even IF he did; if you do anything to him... No one else can help you find it!"
Peche:"Oh ho! He DOES know where it is!"
Peche uses telekinesis to peel the wall open and look inside at the Guru, scaring him!
Gilly:"Oh shit!!! Wussup, Peche!"
Peche:"I see you're telling the truth... but, I don't suppose you'll let me ask him, do you?!"
Nelson:"Hell no, but let's get away from here, so he won't get caught in the crossfire!"
Peche:"Oh well, it'll end the same either way..."
They drive far away from Gilly's house, then stopin a field...
Peche:"Alright, that's far enough! Let's fight!!!"
Nelson:"Alright, you'll pay for everyone you've hurt!!!"
Nelson fires many beams at him, then launched a huge beam into the mushroom cloud explosion!!! The dust clears to show Peche perfectly fine, yet the area around him on fire from Nelson's attack!!!
Peche:"Oh... that's it?! I guess it's my turn!"
Peche charged to him!!! At that exact moment... Victor wakes up as his cuckoo clock goes off!
Cuckoo:"Cuckoo... Cuckoo!!!!!"
Victor:"Ah... That was awesome... enough.. what the hell!? Why's the sky dark?! It's 3:00 in the afternoon!!!!"
He looks outside!!!
Victor:"What's that?! That... no... that couldn't be... that couldn't be from the Holy Grail, could it?! ...No Victor... keep your cool... GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Victor flies to the MCs!!! At that moment, Nelso attacks Peche!!! Peche easily grabbed his arm, and tore it off!!! Nelson screams in pain!!! He fell backwards, writhing in pain!!!
Nelson:"AAAAAAAAH!!! FUCK!!!! Wha... the fuck, cracker!!!?"
Peche:"Relax, you're still alive!"
Nelson:"Haha... dammit... hahaha!!"
Peche:"Why the fuck are you laughing?!"
Nelson:"Because your enemies have the thing you wanted so badly..."
Peche:"WERE YOU JUST BUYING TIME!!!!?"
Peche flies away, leaving Nelson to bleed to death!!! Then tried telepathy, then his cell phone...
Peche:"Captain Gambe... The MotherFuckingSuperSentai?! They're dead?! Theres no way Victor could've killed them... Dammit... I need that Holy Grail!! Those humans will fail they're world!"
He notices the sky turning dark... then few at full speed!!!
Peche:"Dammit!!!! I can feel that tingling sensation all over... I hafta hurry up!!! If they use it, they'll doom their race!!!"
At the same time, Lite held the Holy Grail... unknowing what was coming...
Lite:"Alright! I have a new wish... I wish that everyone killed in the battles that us and th..."
Victor suddenly shoots at them, knocking everyone back!!! He walks to them...
Victor:"You puny, stupid, stupid little fucks!!!! How DARE YOU use the Holy Grail while I'm asleep! After everything I did for you!!!?"
Lite:"Victor!!!? Listen, dude.. we..."
Victor grabs him by the throat!!!
Victor:"After ALL THE HARD WORK I POURED INTO THIS, THIS IS WHAT YOU DID!!!?"
Azura:"You didn't...All this was solely so you could have it, and we all know it..we had to before you woke up..."
Victor:"Shut up, you little gay fag!!! I deserve to have the Holy Grail!!! After I rape Peche, your assholes are next!!!"
He drops Lite and holds up the Holy Grail!!!
Victor:"I wi..."
He suddenly screamed and drops the Grail, he writhed in pain as he asked
Victor:"What the fuck?!!!!!"
Demetri:"Only good people can use it!!!"
Victor:"Oh prissy fucking godforsaken cup!!!"
He grabs Lite by the throat again!!!
Victor:"You were holding the damned Grail, tell it to make me immortal!!!"
Lite:"Dammit... I..."
Demetri:"Go ahead!!! We can have him fight off Peche, while you wish for Empath power to increase!"
Lite:"Sh...it... I wish... Victor was immo..."
The face suddenly disappears, and the Holy Grail stops glowing... the sky turns back bright...
Victor:"WHAT THE FUCK!!!?"
Demetri:"When you shot at us, you must've cracked the Holy Grail!!! It can't use it's power if it isn't whole!"
Victor:"Oh fuck!!!!!! Can't we sear it back?!"
Demetri:"You think it'll be easy to fix it accurately?! It has to be whole when you weld it!!!"
Victor:"Alright, I'll try ta weld the gem b...ack!!!"
Demetri:"Becareful... we can't halfway do it, could we even fix it in time?!"
Lite:"Dont freak out... we can still..."
Aura:"...fuck..."
Lite:"We took TOO long to run, right???"
They turn around to see Peche staring at them...
Peche:"Oh fuck... you dun it now... You just went and threw away my last chance at saving you guys...my immortality, and your chances at living in peace are gone..."
Victor:"We ain't falling for that bullshit!! I know your true nature, stop that crap!"
Peche jumps off the rock, and walks to them
Peche:"There's no forgiveness in humanity, is there? I watched earth... and I know the most precious thing in the world is; Life! You all need to live, if just one person dies; it's a crime... So I won't kill you...but I'll show you why you shouldn't mess with a pure hearted hero like me! I'll make you pay for possibly dooming your own people!"
Victor:"Did your monologue anyway.. Bull aside! We're not afraid...there's 3 of us, and 1 of you!!! ...we could take you!"
Victor sweats bullets as Lite and Azura gets ready to fight!
To be continued...
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