Rad: *wakes up*

Rad: Da f_ck? :/

???: Shadow Rad will now be generated....

Rad: What the f_ck is happening? :/

*a shadow version of Rad generates :3*

Shadow Rad: *is holding a scythe*

Rad: Oh look it's me but uglier :>

???: First one to kill the other one wins...

Rad: Bish hold up I didn't sign up for this sh_t o-o

???: 3....

Rad: Uhhhhhh

???: 2....

Rad: (quick Rad use your big brain to think of how to get yo _ss outta here)

???: 1.... Begin....

Shadow Rad: *runs towards Rad*

Rad: Oh sh_t- *starts runnin*

Rad: Wait a minute- *stops*

Rad: Why the f_ck am I running? I ain't no p_ssy :>

Rad: *whips out her scythe turns around and runs towards Shadow Rad*

Shadow Rad: *disappears*

Rad: Huh? *stops running and is confused*

Shadow Rad: *appears right behind Rad*

Rad: O-O *turns around*

Shadow Rad: *slices off Rad's head*

Rad's head: *goes flying and lands on the ground*

???: And the winner is-

Me: Wait! *whispers somethin in ??? ears :3*

???: Oh uh never mind....

Shadow Rad: ?

Rad's body: *goes over to where her head is and picks it up the places it back to normal likes nothings happens :3*

Rad: >:)

Rad: So you thought you can kill me b__ch? :>

Rad: Well think again!! >:D

Rad: *runs towards Shadow Rad and starts going ham on her (basically hitting her buts Shadow Rad keeps dodging them :3)*

Shadow Rad: *grabs Rad's scythe and throws it far away then grabs Rad by the neck and throws her to the ground ands then gets on top of her :>*

Shadow Rad: *is about to kill Rad

Rad: WAIT

Shadow Rad: ?

Rad: *takes out a bottle of beer*

Rad: Want some? :>

Shadow Rad: :0

Shadow Rad: *nods* :>

Rad: Alright :> *gives Shadow Rad the beer*

Shadow Rad: *gets off of Rad ands starts drinking the beer*

Shadow Rad: *starts feeling weird*

Rad: Oh what's wrong other me? :> *puts her hand on Shadow Rad's shoulder*

Rad: It's only poison :>

Shadow Rad: O-O

Shadow Rad: *starts coughing up blood*

Shadow Rad: *falls on the ground*

Rad: *steps one of her feet on her*

Rad: *takes out another beer bottle and drinks the whole thing*

Rad: *burps ands breaks the beer bottle so its nows just pointy :3*

Rad: *stabs Shadow Rad in the head with it*

Shadow Rad: *turns into dust and dies*

???: And the winner is Rad....

Rad: *throws the broken glass bottle away*

Rad: *takes out another beer bottle*

Rad: Alright bye b__ches :>

Who do yall wants next? :3