It's been a long time ...

I've been waiting for it for so long ...

There's a saying "The things we can't obtain are the most beautiful ..."

It's finally here !!! THE MOST LIMITED ULTRA RARE MECHA SUPER WAIFU !!! It's been 3 years since I played this game , and now it's finally the third anniversary , the dev finally release the mecha waifu character that have been the main boss for the first arc of this game to be playable ! At first it was just a full mecha armor android boss but it's been revealed that the mecha robot android is actually a "she" and every degenerate weebs with crippling h*ntai addictions knows that this unit is a MUST PULL !

AND SO I AM !

I HAVE GATHER OVER A THOUSAND FREE GEM

DIRE IS MY LUCK

F2P IS MY HOBBY

UNKNOWN TO PITY

NOR KNOWN TO WIFE

UNLIMITED FREE PULLS

"Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora !"

The young man without a single hesitation pulling for a character with free pulls he collected since he first played the game .

[Super Mecha Alliance Smashing Brother Step 2]

It's a Virtual Reality MMORPG with a Fighting mode and MOBA mode , it's the most famous game these days made with the latest technology made by Awakeners . In the past humanity couldn't fully grasped the concept of Full Dive but ever since humanity has arrived into the Awakened Era , things that are deemed possible are now possible just like when the concept of small phone that can fit inside your pocket , now phone doesn't need to be inside your pocket because in this age you can just wear your smartphone and also computer as a wearable glasses , as humanity research grows on technology , many things that are consider impossible are now possible .

I've been playing this game as a Free To Play for three years now , ever since it was first released . It's a shitty game that implemented gacha as it main attraction . Not only the single story mode are Pay To Win , during pvp most of the players you played against are mostly a whale or a dolphin , sometimes if your luck are so bad you will meet a Full Geared Leviathan which is equivalent to eldritch horror in my opinion . I lost count how many times I go insane due to this game .

However they also gave you lots of free pulls for the character and gear but that said , this game should have been boycott due to the lack of pity or guaranteed summon ! But it's the only game out there that are like this , although players have been complaining a lot and lot's of controversies and drama going on , as time passes so will the spark .

But that said ... what makes this game so hated in the first place are due to its 0.1% of getting limited characters on the limited banner . That's why when I first read it , when I first played the game , I've decided to pull only to my most special "waifu" . As expected I am a genius after all . I fell in love with the cool mecha robot design in the first place , I didn't expected that it would have a tragic back story for an android .

That's right and now I can only pray . I've been playing this game in lunatic mode in the first place , majority of players that play this game at least have spend few dollars for monthly subscription , only small majority of player are now f2p , most f2p players either they are lucky or they spend money or they retired due to the difficulty of this game as time passes . In the end in this era money controls even the place where we escape .

1000 pulls ...

That's the number of pulls ... that I have collected for 3 years ...

and that is also ... the number of pulls I made ...

without getting a single ... 6 star unit ...

The young man laugh …

The young man laugh like a madman …

The young man cried …

The young man cried like a baby craving for milk …

The young man laugh again …

“I must be … extremely lucky …”

And so the young man thought .

“Dear Dev , you won’t be getting a single cent of my money until you fix your gacha rates .”

Like a child the young man complained to the customer support without expecting replies .

That day … one of the legendary f2p players … finally decided to step down … due to failures getting his first “waifu” in the game … In this game , not only ones need to have great skill , they also need a good character , for f2p player they only use the Main Character of the game , which is the only free unit in the game which boast a shitty weak stats and very terrible skill set . It is not an exaggeration to say , f2p players in this game are a Legend . Either they are a Legendary Masochist or a Legendary Skillful Player .

And so the young man is definitely a … Legendary Masochist … no players can compare dying in this game as much as him .  But even so … he never gave up just like the dattebayo boy . Though he has planned into becoming the first hokage for the game , that dream are now shatters due to failure getting “waifu” .

“I finally understand , It feels like I have gained enlightenment .”

[When Life Feels Shitty]

[It Is Time To Sleep]

I have been grinding like crazy for these past few years inside the game , now it feels like I’m finally free with the chain that’s holding me back . Luckily I’m not so addicted to this game , if I were I don’t know how much I would spend in this . I have regret enough to spend lots of money in the prequel of this game , although it doesn’t have full dive yet on that . Thinking back that game are very shitty too …

The young man looking at the clock which shows 9 A.M .

It’s 9 A.M already , how many hours have I been awake . The event that they released before the anniversary are hella difficult and it took me many hours to beat it  just to get a single pull from it . Full Dive . This kind of system makes full use of your real life spec . It scans your body and implement it in the game . All movement that you can do in real life means you can do it inside the game too . This shitty game have insane difficulty and the Main Character that f2p player can only use are also so weak due to it’s terrible stats , despite building this dude to the max level Lvl99 , he still keeps getting one shot by normal monster . The only way to overcome that are by training my real body . However that’s one thing , the most terrible is this dude attack power … He can only use sword which is a beginner sword that are called “Dull Sword” the most shitty weapon in this game , not only it is weak , it is also so dull !!!

Imagine it would took me 10 minutes to kill a single mob monster … what about boss monster ? 30 minutes ? WRONG ! It’s 4 hours ! That is only if I didn’t die ! Luckily most mob monster can be skipped , so I just normally doing a speedrun towards the boss … but that itself is not an easy feat … That said … I kinda wondered what makes me played this game like that in the first place …

I’m sleepy and tired … but I didn’t take out the trash yet … Would be trouble some if maggots start walking around me when I’m gaming or sleeping …

The young man proceeds to wash his face because he looks like a living zombie .

My face looks like a mess … but it does look cool though , as usual when going out , I gotta keep my image straight …

The young man cover his eyes with his bangs .

“Perfect . Now no one will talk to me or bother me outside since I look like this .”

The young man is living in an apartment alone . He doesn’t go out unless necessary . He mostly cook for himself or fasting most of the time because he just find eating are bothersome .

“I have read something on the internet , which they said by fasting you can get enlightened and by enlightenment you can become awakened .”

Or so he said .

The young man proceeds to collect all of the trash inside the house , he look a little relieved because he can’t find any maggots around . It’s been 2 weeks since he last taken out the trash . The young man carried two large plastic bag outside . As he walk through the door , he starts looking towards the surrounding . Worried there might be (bothersome) neighbours around . He felt relieved when he saw no one around .

As he goes down holding the two plastic garbage in his hand , he felt wary … he start feeling his steps getting heavier . As if something is waiting him below … But the young man ignored that feeling because he’s very sleepy and tired . And so the young man keeps going down the stairs to reach the garbage sites . As he walk out of the apartment area … sirens could be heard …

“Shit … What a timing , I must be hella lucky today aren’t I …”

*Warning To All Citizens . A monster have been roaming around the area due to it’s escape from Dimensional Cracks . Please be careful and report immediately if you seen any wild monster .

As he heard the sirens and the warning , he could see in front of him … a dog-like monster are currently attacking and leaps to a young girl . The beast are as big as an adult man , its fur are long , the fang is sharp and long and the claws are big . A typical dog-like monster has appears in front of the young man .

“Kyaaaa help !!!”

[Don’t make an eye contacts , don’t make an eye contacts , oh wait they can’t see my eyes ,phew ..]

As the young man are feeling a little relieved due to that , the young girl are looking at him .

“Help me , please …”

The young girl are looking at him with a teary eyes pleading him to help her hopeless self .

The young man are flustered by the situation , and he acts like he didn’t see the young girl and start whistling .

“Hey don’t act like you didn’t see me and start whistling !!!”

The girl suddenly snaps as she’s on the ground .

“What do you want me to do ! I didn’t see anything ! Look my eyes are cover with my bang ! You guys can continue what things you guys are doing , I didn’t see anything , okay ?”

The young put down the garbage on his hand down to the ground and put his arm into the air , as if there’s a police telling him to raise his hands and start walking slowly away from the scene .

“Hey help me ! And also why did you put down your trash , throw it away !”

The young girl snaps as the young man trying to leave the scene .

“sighs … fine .”

The young man proceeds to throw the trash away . And it accidentally hit the young girl face .

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACCIDENTALLY !!! THAT WAS DEFINITELY ON PURPOSE !!!”

Seems like the young girl can heard the narrator .

“IT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE THAT MONOLOGUING YOU CRAZY MAN !!!”

However due to that , the monster that are on top of the young girl are now fixed its attention to the young man .

“Yeah that’s right ! I choose you Doggo , go kill that crazy man !”

The young girl who are on the ground suddenly standing proud and order the monster to attack the young man .

And so that day the young man run as fast as he could while being chased by the dog-like monster despite being very tired till he got saved by an Awakener Police .