Yeon Asked For It 

Top Secret Internal Blog Update — Hurricane Carl Evaluation

Grade — A+++

At the request of the most honorable and beautiful Ri Song Ae, we are pleased to report on the great success of the initiative to inflict great pain and embarrassment upon the pathetic former superpower that is now trembling before the prowess of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea. Of even greater majesty is the fact that the enemy is not even aware of who has brought it low. They are like lost children in the woods, searching for crumbs to survive. All here should revel in the superior intellect and technical prowess of our great leaders, who have made the Americans cry like little babies torn from their mothers. 

So clueless were the Americans that no preparations were made before Carl made landfall and much suffering did ensure, but of even greater pride is the embarrassment of the American President who like a baby could not protect his people from the great rain and wind.

Our technical capabilities are only getting stronger and we will soon be able to redouble our attacks so that there will be no rest, no safe place, no understanding even of who they are fighting. They are blind to our capabilities and will remain so. 

As always, we will not accept feedback or any comments related to this post. It is written without error and will remain so unless changed by the Honorable Ri herself. 

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“Most of that doesn’t sound like you at all,” noted Jin. Chang-ha nodded.

“I wrote an app that translates regular speech into propaganda, threats, and quotes from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. If I ever get out of North Korea, I will make much money in the app store,” Yeon said.