Tried to rhyme. Not sure I succeeded... Either way, learn my special traits aka oddities aka what-da-fuck-moments. This one focus on all the reasons you should wash your hair in your bathtub, head upside down. Yeah, I know, I am not trying to resolve all the world's problems but trust me, your ass will thank me. No need to show it by farting, I am good. Ja'Crispy gives me my daily dose of farts. And remember, this is a zero judgment area and a zero Karens area.
WHY SHOULD YOU READ THESE COMICS?
1. Great bathroom read
For those days when the probiotics aren’t doing shit and you have a tummy the size of a watermelon. These will keep you company throughout those hard times. No puns intended.
2. Better than counting sheep
The Xanax isn’t working? After reading three episodes you will feel like Anthony Joshua knocked you out. Hum, maybe thinking about his abs won’t make you fall asleep. Scrap that then.
3. Get to know the fucker who saved me
Ja’Crispy made me believe in myself and opened the world for me. He’s made me laugh at myself. Hard times are now brighter. Yes, we can be touchy touchy. Don’t let him know. His head can’t get any bigger.
This is a lot for you to take in so soon, we know. We have already flabbergasted you with some fucking awesome shit. But fear not. Just breathe and continue scrolling. This is the path to a better you.
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