Lance flew away to a nearby shelf next to the front door of the room I was in. I marched out of bed and grabbed Lance by the wings. As I pulled him close to my face I started to shout:

“ You have five seconds to tell me what the what going on!  In this world, I don’t know what’s up or down or who to trust, or what to do! So help me out here would ya?” I paused, looking down at my hand tightening his wings. Feeling guilty  I quickly let go. “ Sorry, I’m just a bit uh..jumpy these days…” I smiled and laughed nervously. “ Please reframe from pinching my wings and we shall put this behind us.”

Lance stumbled a bit but he landed safely and began to make his speech. “ Hi, there new player! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lance, your personal game tutorial buddy, and pixie in training.  It’s important to note that I am not seen by any other players. Also, I have a feature where I can pretend to be anyone you wish so you can practice instructions and make love confessions effectively. “ He explained.