You might be thinking that the centipede should have known something was off, because why would he be being hired for a party?
Well as it happens, Ricardo has many, many party bookings, and I think it's fairly obvious why. Firstly, you can put platters of food and trays of drinks on his back, and he'll expertly weave amongst your partygoers, keeping them refreshed with minimal effort.
Secondly, he will take your conga line to another level. In fact, he can conga solo, that's how good he is.
Thirdly, he is amazing at karaoke- his rendition of "I Will Survive" will bring a tear to your eye.
He asked me to tell you that he's fully booked up for the next 3 months, but is available beyond that (book well in advance for Christmas).
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