Transcript 002 - June 21, 2000 - 00:07

Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Caller: I swear I'm not crazy!

Operator: What, do you have a dragon too!

Caller: Someone got a dragon? Huh. That really puts it into perspective.

Operator: Puts what into perspective?

Caller: So I'm a mermaid now.

Operator: ... Yeah. Why not. Umm. Where do you live?

Caller: 228 Meadowlark Lane. Oh. Oh wow. Hey, did that dragon incident happen near here? Cause I just saw it fly past my window.

Operator:  About four houses down I guess. I'm sorry, I don't really know what to- I guess I can send an ambulance…

Caller: ...no, no… it's okay…*giggle*

Operator: Sweetie? You okay?

Caller: Tee hee, yes! Imma gonna go swimming! Yay! Bye! 

Operator: Hello? What- *click* Hey Officer? There's a girl at 228, same street, that's a mermaid now and sounding out of it. 

Officer: ...Sure, why not. The kids are okay here, just a little shook up. I'll be right over there. Here, if no one else calls, can you talk to these two for a bit?

Operator: Okay, sure. Are you guys okay?

Caller 2: Yeah, we're fine ma'am. Jill's disappointed she missed a real live dragon, but I told her she didn't miss anything. 

Operator: All right. Now do you know how to contact your parents?

Caller 2: Yes, I'll do that right now.

Operator: Okay, bye now.

Caller 2: Good night. *Click*

Operator: Officer?

Officer: Well I see her. She's swimming in her backyard pool and singing and giggling… maybe she's hysterical?

Operator: Or enchanted.

Officer: Sure. I guess anything's on the table now. I wonder how she got out here from the house? I've tried talking to her but she just laughed me off.

Operator: Well- oh shoot. I've got another call. Please-be-normal-please-be-normal-