Transcript 003 - June 21, 2000 - 00:11

*click* 911 what's your emergency?

Caller: I live at 225, the house between the mermaid and the dragon.

Operator: Oh no.

Caller: And I would like to register a noise complaint.

Operator: ...You what?

Caller: A noise complaint! Are you deaf girl? That racket is keeping my cats awake!

Operator: Um, ma'am, 911 is not what you call for noise complaints, try the police.

Caller: I did. They laughed me off.

Operator: Oh...well, there's an officer at the mermaid's home, and I think the dragon has flown off so…

Caller: Hmph. Well, good enough I suppose. Oh and by the by, there's a gang of wizard teenagers trying to summon an eldritch abomination in the woods across the street. You should get someone on that. Good night now dear.

Operator: Wait- *click*