Fuck, fuck, fuck…

—Fuck, fuck, fuck... —what’s happening? A minute later you were pretty fine!

Don’t you think we’re movin’ a bit fast…? Just understand me, I like this; I like you, we enjoy our time together and, who thought it was possible when we’re into a fucking war but, look at where we’ve ended up. I need to acclimate, don’t know… Go out this bog! Keeping the four limbs if possible, at least three of them to be more or less functional. Oh, and the bonce in place, then… then let’s see.

Don’t misunderstand me; I like you ‘eating me’… obviously not literally. Just understand me, only a little bite it’s ok, anyone likes a sexy bite but that’s too much. Your breath smells like blood… and hope it’s not yours, but I don’t know if I prefer it being of any other poor creature; usually doesn’t smell like flowers but, Lu Han… you’ve the perfect teeth to be poor as church mice, that’s gonna hurt!

But, let’s see… What the fuck is going on? Let us consider: we’ve mud and so many of corpses, a crock of shit as big as you can imagine but you were fine, healthy and fine! Maybe you had a scratch but a minor infection was the possible thing, a little one, and that doesn’t kill a sparrow. You CAN’T be one of these living corpses so, why do you want us joining them?!

—Lu Han! —God, or whatever the hell it is who are laughing at us, knows that I don’t like pilot this much anymore. Well… pilot is but not to be plummeting while my engine is on fire, seeing my life flashing before me. And, God, or whatever the fuck it is who are laughing at us, knows that I’ll eat you by kisses as soon as we get out here, by kisses! And I would love to know you better… Fuck! We already told it each other, out of here, to know where you lived and take you to the marshlands, but… —Lu Han! —How can I get you back to normal now? You weren’t dead. I know it, you’re not dead and I can feel your veins beating— Lu Han… Fuck, don’t bite me! Lu Han!