Transcript 009 - June 21, 2000 - 00:14

Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Caller: My house is on fire. We're all out safe though.

Operator: Oh! Where do you live?

Caller: 222 Meadowlark lane. The dragon set it on fire. Think we can sue the house it came from for damages?

Operator: Hold please. *click* Hello, fire department?

Fire department: Yes? 

Operator: There's a house on fire at 222 Meadowlark lane.

Fire department: On our way. Do you know what caused it?

Operator: ….....Not a clue. No, wait, that's a lie. It's just that…I don't think you'd believe me. It's crazy down there, you'll see for yourself, and I have more calls to take. Bye. *click* Hello? 

Caller: Mhm.

Operator: Yeah they're on their way. Goodnight sir.

Caller: Night. *click*