Transcript 010 - June 21, 2000 - 00:14

Caller: 911? I swear I'm not crazy.

Operator: Yes?

Caller: I think there's someone in my house!

Operator: Okay-

Caller: Wait, I can see them- oh my gosh it's a big green troll!

Operator: What's your address? The police might already be outside.

Caller: Wait what? Lady, I'm just kidding-

Operator: Hang up the phone.

Caller: *click*