Amy 1: what?

Amy 1: who's the one from the future here?

Amy 1: i'm your oracle. i know everything!

Criss: you did NOT eat a 3 year old donut.

Amy 2: yyyyes we did! in fact, Amy's about to show up with a box to prove it.

Amy 3: [poof]

Amy 3: oh, hey guys! is this the House?

Amy 2: yep.

Amy 3: i brought the box!

Amy 1: mmm, donuts.

Criss: what's that look for?

Amy 1: because I just proved you wrong.

Criss: i'm not seein' any proof here.

Criss: all i see is a fresh ass box of donuts.

Amy 3: check the date!

Criss: ...

Criss: the hell?

Criss: they ain't moldy or anything.

Amy 3: they've only been around for a couple hours, technically.

Criss: huh?

Amy 1: haha. it's not that confusing.

Amy 1: an Amy buys a box 3 years ago, then she gets sucked into another time, then she gives it to another Amy, and so on!

Amy 2: and then another Amy appears! with another box!

Amy 4: [poof]

Amy 4: umm, what?

Amy 4: ohhh, ok. i remember this!

Amy 4: i didn't know I was the 4th Amy here.

Criss: how do you keep callin' it whenever the Amies show up?

Amy 2: cause i remember seeing them show up!

Amy 2: and i also remember seeing myself calling them showing up.

Amy 4: i remember having this conversation with you already.

Amy 2: and I remember watching myself having this conversation... TWICE!

Criss: my head hurts.

Amy 2: hahaha!

Amy 4: i remember eating a bite of donut before watching myself give another version of myself the donut box...

Criss: my brain is shuttin' down.

Amy 4: sooo... pick a donut, Amy!

Amy 2: you both have 8 donuts, right?

Amy 3: yep!

Amy 2: if i pick the wrong one i'll cause a paradox.

Amy 3: yeah! i won't tell you which one. it's more fun that way.

Amy 1: and you already saw yourself not tell yourself.

Amy 3: exxxactly.

Amy 2: i'll take from YOU.

Amy 2: [munch]

Amy 2: and now i'll put it back.

Amy 4: oops. looks like you picked the wrong one!

Criss: oh SHIT, what?

Amy 2: hahahaha.

Amy 1: hahaha!

Amy 3: hahaha.

Amy 4: haha!

Amy 3: we're just messing with you.

Criss: oh.

Amy 2: i've seen that 3 times and it's still funny.

Amy 4: i KNOW, right?

Amy 3: here's a box, Amy.

Amy 1: thaaank YOU!

Amy 1: [poof]

Amy 4: oh, right! i gave YOU a box too. here.

Amy 3: cool, thanks!

Amy 3: [poof]

Criss: so is this shit, like, everyday for you guys?

Amy 4: pretty much.

Amy 2: it's kind of weird seeing yourself do something, then doing the same thing later.

Amy 4: don't think about it too much. i just [poofed] out of a depressing conversation about free will and stuff.

Criss: oh shit. monster.

Criss: laser playing card!

Criss: [fling]

Snake-Dog Monster: [cut in half]

Criss: anyway... here's the cupcake room. let's... oh.

Amy 4: man! the House shifted again.

Amy 2: there's cereal this way. we'll be fine.

Criss: yeah, let's go. everyone's waitin' on us for lunch.