Prologue
Muppet lay there. Just there. Mike sat down and cried, Muppet shouldn’t have died, he couldn’t have died. But he did, Mike kept crying, Muppet was dead, the black void surrounding them both said it all.
“Why did you have to go like this?” Mike lamented, Muppet was gone, and he couldn’t do anything about it.
Mike yelped as he woke up from his nightmare, he was in his bed in his Base on Cat Planet in universe 485, he was safe, so he checked the time…
2:28 AM
“Urgh, it’s too early to wake up,” Mike talked out loud as if there was someone there, but there wasn’t, just him in his private quarters, the walls were a metallic grey, the same as the rest of the base, the floor and ceiling were the same greys, but the floor was carpeted and the ceiling had a few lights, but the walls were bare except for the few pictures Mike had of his adventures. Mike sighed, he didn’t know if his nightmare had some truth, that Muppet was dead…
No, Muppet was well and alive, Mike thought, but he felt as if he was lying to himself, even if there was a snippet of truth in it, Mike didn’t think that Muppet was alive…
Mike being a cat, just drifted back to sleep, his dream this time took him back four months prior when he left the scene of Muppet’s supposed death…
“Mike we must go,” Fluffball dragged a teary Mike from Muppet fighting Dark Mike, there was blood on the ground
“No!” Mike kicked and screamed like a baby, he was losing the only cat he had to help him through his amnesia, Iridesu came over and help Fluffball, he was much stronger than Fluffball.
“マペット！あなたの助けが必要です!” Mike Iridesu called to Muppet 86-B, who instantly ran over and helped drag Mike away.
“I’ll call a flying Taxi to our location!” Johnny pitched in to help.
The flying taxi arrived not too long after Johnny finished speaking, it looked like almost a yellow helicopter, Mike was dragged onto the Taxi, Johnny got on, then Muppet 86-B and Iridesu got on, and Fluffball was last. Mike and Fluffball were both crying, Muppet was gone. Iridesu wasn’t crying, he hadn’t known Muppet long, but was empathetic; Muppet 86-B was tearing up slightly but was still mostly fine, he knew something big had shifted in the Meowtiverse…
BOOK 1
ATTACK ON MEOW-TAN
“Commander, we're experiencing an attack in sector three, what should we do?!” Liam the generously paid intern.
“Arm the lazer cannons, notify Base Tango-Alpha of the attack,” Mike gave the orders around Base Mike-Uniform-Papa-Papa-Echo-Tango, he led the resistance, a resistance against PRIME, the organization controlled by what used to be Dark Mike, four months ago, they took Muppet, and for a month, universe after universe, everything fell under their grasp, all universes except for Universes 1 and 485.
PRIME goes by many names, The Darkness, Evil, The PRIME Corporation, The Imagined Society, and The New Evil Order. But all were similar, they were all bad. Any evil in a fictitious world, that’s PRIME. Who’s PRIME? Well, we’ll have to travel way back, about four months ago…
FOUR MONTHS EARLIER, TWO DAYS BEFORE PRIME’S TAKEOVER…
“I have news!” Arnold announced
“What is it?” Lewis inquired
“General Dwog is dead!”
“WHAT?!”
“Yeah! We’ll need a new leader!”
“I think I know a guy…”
LATER…
“Here it is!” Lewis showed Arnold a dark orb
“An orb?” Arnold asked
“Yes,” Lewis replied
“You must be off your rocker!”
“No!”
“Ok, so what will it command us to do?”
“It commands we must make some changes to ESMHH,”
“Like what?”
“Change its name,”
“To what?”
“P.R.I.M.E.”
Now you know who PRIME is, an old enemy, who am I? Well, I’m Muppet, I will be your narrator for this story.
Anyways, Mike is the commander of this base and he runs everything, he’s mature now (I don’t think that’ll last long…). But Mike is a good leader of the resistance, the headquarters (Base M.U.P.P.E.T.) is located in universe 485, which is currently under attack from PRIME.
“Lazer Cannon 12 down!” Liam announced
“Fire up the Posideon Cannon,” Mike said
“But it’s not finished yet,”
“That’s an order!” Mike ordered
“Okay,” Liam moved towards a big red button labelled ‘THE BUTTON’ “But how about we don’t?”
“Then PRIME will kill everyone here, not just the tomcats, but the queens and the kittens too,”
“I’m not pressing it!” Liam declared
“Send in the guards, we have a spy,” Mike radioed
“No! Please!” Then the guards rushed in and killed the spy.
“We killed him in the name of-” one Guard began
“DON’T say that name!”
“In the name of Muppet!”
“Get someone to fetch me my anti-depressants, someone said his name,” Mike was tearing up as he radioed this, he didn’t know what had happened to Muppet, Mike thought Muppet could be dead, or worse…
Mike slammed his paw down onto the button, and the Posidon cannon fired up and shot down three PRIME airships.
“Casualties in the hundreds commander!” Said the sparky young cat named Hannah, who was recently drafted into the Feline resistance after turning 18 in cat years (around 1 year old in human years), “And here’s your anti-depressants, sir! It’s a pleasure working with you!”
“Wow, you haven’t been on the team for that long but you are good at your job” Mike coughed “I feel like an old cat now that Muppet’s gone,”
“That’s mainly Stress, Commander Mike!” Hannah mentioned
“Please, call me Mike,”
“Ok, Mike,” She felt weird saying it, she wouldn’t dream of calling him Mike, especially since he was higher up in the hierarchy, it was like she was being rude, like calling an older relative by their name! “But Mike, isn’t it wrong for me to talk to you like this?”
“No! Here, we are all equal, White coat, Black coat, Ginger coat, Siamese, Sphynx, British Shorthair, Tomcat, Queen, Kitten, Cat, Old Cat, Mixed breed, Pure Breed, Commander, Private, bob tail, no tail, long tail, fat, thin, Straight, Homosexual (Cats can be Homosexual), Bisexual, Big, Small, Medium, We are all Felines!” Mike said all in one breath, he was very impressive.
Hannah sighed, “Even when he’s being serious he can mess about,” She was hinting at how he was being serious about how we were all equal, but he was messing about by saying it all in one breath, he was cool “Way out of your league,” Hannah muttered under her breath to herself…
LATER…
Mike walked down the corridor, he had a meeting with Dr Fluffball about Project Prometheus. Fluffball was waiting there, at the end of the long meeting table, forelegs crossed, and a disapproving look on his face.
“You’re late,” Fluffball criticised
“I’m fully aware,” Mike responded
“So, with project Prometheus?”
“It’s underway, the weapon will be ready in a week,”
“PRIME will find us by then,”
“I realise this, so I propose a tactical withdrawal,”
“Go on…”
“Only two universes remain uncaptured, 1 and 485,”
“You are proposing that we escape to universe 1?! Are you fishing madness?!”
“You realise that we are heavily outnumbered so if-”
“UNIVERSE ONE IS DEADLY! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!”
“But Fluff-”
“It’s Dr Fluffball!”
“But I used to call you-”
“That was two years ago!”
“But that’s only four months to humans-”
“I DO NOT CARE,”
“Fine,” Mike agreed, the alarm of an attack started to sound and ran to his station and called for action, “Man your stations! Do not let any craft land! They’ve taken Cat planet, our last base, and this base is the last free world,” Mike announced over the intercom. He hopped into a Manually Operated Aiming Turret (MOAT), the shots of the MOAT are very powerful, but it can only fire a single round before being reloaded.
BANG!
Mike fired a shot… Direct Hit! An airship was falling to the ground, it’s up to Disintegrator Turret Operators now… They did it! Mike finally reloaded.
BANG!
It hit a dreadnought!
“WARNING! DISINTEGRATOR TURRETS OFFLINE!”
“Oh no,” Mike said to himself.
BOOK 2
THE UNDISCOVERED UNIVERSE
UNIVERSE 485, JANUARY 2022:
Muppet reloaded the rail gun, the EMP battery was low so Muppet called to Mac for a Water Pistol. Mac threw the waterarm over to Muppet. The water pistol had no ammunition, so Muppet ran to the river and opened the waterarm to reload.
Meanwhile, Mac was reloading the Rail Gun and was preparing the ray gun, Muppet had to return with their most powerful weapon!
Muppet ran over to Mac and aimed to take a bullet from the dogs for Mac
It has begun, I shall split this world in two! I can’t let my plan fail! HE Thought, and as he did that, two universes (timelines if you will) came from the original universe (timeline) that Muppet, Mike, Mac, Dwog, ESMHH, and others, including Lotty lived in (In universe 485 she died of Pure Dylemphite poisoning sometime between Book 1 Book 2, hence why she’s dead in Book 2), one where Muppet takes the bullet, the other where Mac takes it instead the universe we are about to explore is where Muppet takes the bullet and Mike dies, and Mac and Lotty live…
UNIVERSE 982, JANUARY 2022
Muppet rolled onto the ground, bleeding from the bullet wound.
“I’ll be ok, just fight them… dogs” Muppet struggled to talk, coughing up blood, wheezing, dying.
“Nonononononononononono! Don’t die on me, Mup!” Mac was crying
“Mate, I see the light, it’s my time!” Muppet wheezed
“Don’t you dare die on me Muppet, we’ve almost won the battle!” Mac was crying, someone who took care of him when he was brought up.
“No, it’s the natural way of things, I… I…”
“Nononononononononononono!!” Mac was crying, performing CPR on his friend’s failing organs.
“ACK! HAK! I’m dying, Mac, I’m 17!”
“But you’re My friend!”
“Find Fluffball, tell him Muppet sent you. At least say hi to Lotty for me…” Muppet was sobbing too tears streaming down his face, a pool that was roughly an inch deep had formed underneath them
“I will” Mac was hugging Muppet, tears streaming down both of their faces.
“Mac,”
“Yes?”
“I’ll see you soon”
“How?”
“Universe… 4…8…5 and with that, Muppet took his last breath and parted that world, Mac went from sobbing to vengeful sobbing, Mac pulled out his Emergency Knife and lashed out at the dogs, killing them as if they were cows in a slaughterhouse, the dogs fell, Muppet shouting all the while,
“YOU… KILLED… MY… FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” he was panting from running and crying, Mac knew that he had to take down General Dog. at that moment, Mike burst out of the airship, screaming in terror as a mech came out from the airship seemingly after him, the mech shot Mike multiple times with an arm-mounted machine gun, Mike was dead.
While that was happening Mac had been charging up the experimental railgun, it wasn’t very stable but it was ridiculously overpowered, Mac worked on it so that Muppet and himself could win any battle. The rail gun was about to explode, so Mac aimed at the mech…
And fired.
General Dog fell out of the mech, Mac picked him up and stabbed him with his knife, Mac whispered in his ear
“This is for killing Mike and Muppet”
General Dog fell to the ground…
...dead
FOUR MONTHS LATER…
UNIVERSE 982, MAY 2022, A FARM SOMEWHERE ON THE SURFACE OF CAT PLANET
Mac walked into the room, hauling some crops in a bag over his shoulder, Lotty was waiting for him
“You have to stop growing Barley! You only use it for beer! It’s a waste of vital resources!”
“Look, I drink alcohol, what’s the big deal?”
“You operate dangerous farming equipment!”
“You like growing grapes for wine!”
“They can be used as food!”
“So? Do you eat them? I certainly don’t!”
“No… I don’t eat them…”
“My point,”
“Anyways, How much Cat Thyme has been produced since last month’s harvest?”
“None,”
“Oat Grass?”
“Zip,”
“Rosemary?”
“Nada,”
“Bean Sprouts?”
“Zero,”
“Catnip?”
“We agreed not to grow that, correct?”
“Yeah, what about the wheat?”
“We’ve only just planted it!”
“Oh yeah, what food do we have then?”
“About five insta-meals, my beer, your wine, Canned Pasteurised Tuna and Salmon, two apples, sand, Pure Dylemphyte I can mix with the sand to make some Gruel, Ripped Pork, Tuna Caviar, and a single pea.” Mac fished through the food cabinet
“Well we can buy lots of Tuna Caviar because the Tuna farms mass produce Tuna and Tuna Caviar, it’s amazing how they can keep up with demands,” Lotty noted
“Yeah. It’s your turn by the way,”
“My turn for what?”
“The shop, after what happened with Muppet and Mike all of Catville hates us, so we go separately because they think we are a couple, therefore not expecting one person,”
“NO! We are NOT a couple! You’re about six and I’m fifteen, for the love of tuna!”
“You do look around my age though,”
“Yeah, you’re right,”
“What’s your secret?”
“Groom the fur twice a day, a bath once a week, using L'adorable Chat, some Pure Dylemphite mixed in my drink once a month,”
“How long have you been on this schedule?”
“Since this month,”
“Good, Pure Dylemphte is deathly toxic when it comes into contact with acids, your stomach contains acid,” Mac noted while sitting down at a table in the room, finishing off a bowl of Gruel, he seemed to enjoy it.
“Tell me something I don’t know,”
“About Dylemphite?”
“No, that’s relatively new to me, about feline anatomy,”
“We can’t taste-”
“-Sweetness,” Lotty finished, she was a cat who knew her stuff, Mac dropped his spoon into his gruel and some splattered into Lotty’s face, she merely wiped it off.
“And Cat planet is still sexist,” (Cat Planet is the home of Cats in Universe 982 and 485, it is a living planet in the shape of a cat, just thought you wanted to know, it’s only sexist in Universe 982, as it is a split Universe, which means that it is wildly different in a random category)
“I know, it’s strange isn’t it?”
“Yeah,”
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