The scenery around Haruhiko this fine morning screamed springtime! The birds chirping beautiful tunes, the aroma of different kinds of flowers and of course the cherry blossoms. Taking a stroll to school with the beautiful young maiden Asuna Kiriyama is what every guy dreams of doing at Furukawa high. It’s too bad that this (what on lookers would call a romantic walk to school) will turn out to be a bloody mess.

Though It may look like the two are flirting with each other, getting into each other’s faces and looking each other straight in the eye. They are actually having a heated argument. About what? You ask.

“I am a woman who needs your undivided attention! You can’t just go drifting off to your caffeine induced imagination all the time!”

“You the one who keeps talking about rich guys you want to date! Of course, I’m going to lose interest in the conversation!”

“Yeah! But I need your help… you see, this is doujima. His dad owns a major yacht dealership. Isn’t he just dreamy!!” Asuna showed haru a picture of a hot guy on her expensive appleoid Tablet.

Asuna melted to the ground, legs shaking ever so slightly. The sigh she released while doing this is quite questionable. Some people passing by noticed this and were clearly not pleased with this kind of behaviour. A middle-aged woman approached them with two kids in tow.

She cleared her throat to get their attention.

“Oh, good morning.” Haru and Asuna greeted her at the same time.

“enjoying your walk to school?”

What an odd question. They both thought to themselves.

“Listen, I know you kids are around that age but please keep your… how should I put this... intense lovey dovey business behind closed doors.”

Intense lovey dovey business? They both tilted their heads to the right as they tried to process these words.

“With this nutcase, no chance in hell.” they both said and pointed at each other.

“then what is the reasoning behind the young lady’s body movements and the sounds she was making? Are you not using one of those toys that can be vibrated at a distance with a remote control?”

Asuna’s face turned red a little bit after hearing what the lady had to say.

“No, no, no you got it all wrong…” she waved her hands and shook her head to make it more believable.”

“We were just looking at a picture of this guy. Sorry, I just kinda let my emotions take control.”

“Oh, I see. Sorry for jumping to conclusions. So you swing that way and you are so handsome. I had my eye on you for quite some time, but it seems it will never happen.”

“It’s not li…”

“come along now kids, it’s time to go.”

Asuna tried holding her laughter in as hard as she could, but eventually her swollen up cheeks could not hold it together anymore.

“Fuwahaghagahahaha…”

“So when were you going to tell me the big news all this time, and you were not a straight stick, after all?”

Haru pouted the most serious pout of the century.

“IT’S NOT LIKE THAT!”

“Oh, sure. I know a buncha hot rich guys who love the receiving end or do you prefer that end too…”

“Buwahahaahaha!”

“Its not funny!” Haru picked up his pace a little and tripped over a small rock. He rolled down a grassy slope and into a pond.

“Oh, my god! Haru are you ok?” Asuna ran down the hill laughing and taking pictures of him rolling down.

“Yeah, just fine.” He replied, butt pointing to the sky.

“So you prefer it that way, I see.”

Haru calmly stood up, clearly embarrassed about everything. He turned and looked at Asuna while flipping his wet black hair with his hand. Holding a rather sexy pose unknowingly.

Blood gushed out of Asuna’s nose, and a transparent fluid dripped down her left leg.

Did I splash some water on her by chance? Haru thought.

Asuna as red as the blood dripping from her nose took one step, two steps, three steps. When she was finally in striking distance…

“Uhm… asuna, you good? Your face is really red.”

Haru’s words just made Asuna swing her bag with much more force than she planned on using.

BAM!

Haru got hit right in the face with a 5000 hit combo attack.

“Haruhiko you… you pervert,jerk,moron…”

Asuna ran off in the school’s direction at an astonishing speed. Leaving Haru with a bloody nose.

“Was it something I said?” Haru tilted his head in confusion.

TO BE CONTINUED…