When Haru got to class, most of his classmates were scattered across the classroom, having idle chatter before the homeroom teacher arrived. He noticed that some of his close friends were having a chat at his desk beside the window. Taichi was the one who noticed haru glaring at them from outside the chat circle.

“Whoah-ho-ho, what you do to upset her this time, Haru?”

“How should I know?” Haru clicked his tongue

Haru sat down and pulled out his phone. He tried messaging Asuna to find out where she currently is.

“Hey Taichi, do me a favor and drop her bag off for me.”

“Ah, so she ain’t replying to your texts. Try calling her.” Yosuke suggested while playing on his Gameboy.

“Why should I do that? She is your girlfriend, after all.”

“Shhh!” Haru pulled Taichi closer so they can talk softer.

“Don’t spout such nonsense, Taichi. If guys from her occult club hear you say things like that, they will have me hanged.”

“Now that would be delightful to see. They should set you on fire, too.” Suzune said, leaning against the wall watching the birds.

“NO! Suzune, don’t give them ideas!” Haru pleaded.

“Then stop hurting my friend’s feelings, or else you have me to deal with.”

“Alright fine, I will take her bag myself.”

“Well, if you make it back alive.” Yosuke joked

Good luck my dearest friend, we’ll fill in Yui and Yosuke about your passing. Taichi wiped away fake tears from his face.

“Oh, the pain…” Taichi continued.

“… The pain of losing one of my best mates, Suzune. (His voice starts to break) and he hasn’t… he hasn’t… he Hasn’t even gotten himself a girlfriend yet.”

“WAAAAAAAHHH!” he started fake crying, which actually sounded quite real, calling out Haru’s name.

“Oh Haru! My poor boy Haruhiko Takase, you will not be forgotten!” Yosuke joined in on the dramatic action.

“He was destined to be alone. There is nothing that we can do for him now. May his virgin soul rest in peace.” Fake tears rolled down Suzune’s face.

“Alright, that is enough you guys!” Haru stomped off with a little pout.”

I’m getting really tired of their sarcasm.

When Haru got to Class B’s classroom, he scanned the room for Asuna, but she was not there.

“Haru! Over here.”

Asuna called out to him from in between two vending machines.

“My bag.” She demanded.

“here.” Haru handed it over, looking away trying not make eye contact.

“You still got blood on your face, idiot!”

Asuna dragged him into the cramped space just big enough to fit two people

“wah!”

“Let me clean it up for you.”

“Hey, it’s fine. I can do it myself.”

“I SAID I’M CLEANING IT FOR YOU!”

“Yes ma’am, sorry ma’am.”

Just as Asuna finished cleaning his face, a large pair of hands grabbed Haru and dragged him into the classroom across Class B. It is the clubroom of the Asuna Kiriyama occult club.

“Hahhh! NO NO NO NO NO! THIS IS A COMPLETE MISUNDERSTANDING, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!”

The gorilla sized guy threw Haru into the clubroom and locking several locks on the door.

“No! Haru!” Asuna screamed, banging her fists on the 5% tinted windows of the clubroom.

“Princess, please go back to class. The heretic will be put through trial and then judgement will be cast upon him.”

Asuna could do nothing about the situation, even though she is the student council president.

*****

Meanwhile, inside the clubroom…

“Haruhiko Takase, welcome, you are now on trial.”

When Haru’s eyes finally adjusted to the dimly candle lit room, all he saw was guys who had black cloaks on with the letter Z on the top part.

“Please be honest when answering the questions. We will now start.” Bang! Bang! The judge knocked his hammer so the trial can officially begin.

“Haruhiko Takase your offenses against the rules of the ASUNA KIRIYAMA OCCULT FACTION are as follows.”

1. You walked home with our beloved queen yesterday after school and this morning on your way to school.

2. You have been charged with fulfilling your masochistic desires by allowing our queen to do wrestling moves you and throw her bag inn your face.

3. Also being cleaned by our queen is strictly against the contract all males who attend this school signed on the first day of their first year.

“Wait, what contract? I don’t remember this.”

“They referring to that form we had to fill out in the boys’ lockeroom, remember?”

“Oh yeah, I remember now. I spilt some coffee on mi… Wait Jotaro!? What are you doing here!? And why are hanging upside down from the ceiling!?”

“Subject 000, you were ordered to remain silent!” The judge firmly knocked his hammer once.

“Now subject 007 let’s continue, lastly…”

4. Lastly, you have been charged with visiting her majesty this morning and numerous amounts of times in the past.”

“But we friends… that’s what friends do.” Haru exclaimed.

“Being friends with her is also a crime. We will now add up and calculate how you will be punished for your crimes’ heretic.”

The ZZZ members huddled up to determine Haru’s punishment.

“Yeah, best to keep your mouth shut during interrogation.” Jotaro told Haru while swinging himself back and forth.”

Fling! the sound of an axe hurled by the judge nearly hit jotaro in the face.

“WAH!”

“SUBJECT 000 FOR THE LAST TIME YOU ARE NOT TO SPEAK!”

After that, the ZZZ members began a ritual. They scattered some bones and other random junk across the floor inside a circle of lit candles. They then began dancing like hililchurls around it.

“What the hell did you do to piss them off? They nearly axed you with an axe.”

“Oh-uh, nothing much…” Jotaro scratched his cheek.

“Oh, so you going to be like that, huh?”

“I swear… it just kinda happened, you know.”

“well tell me! It’s the least you could do before these guys send me to hell.”

“Fine… I guess I could tell you…”

Swoosh! A large Shuriken flew missing jotaro’s feet by millimetres, cutting the rope holding him from the ceiling.

“Where did they even find that!?” Haru screamed.

“Subject 000…” The judge walked slowly towards the black and blonde-haired heretics.”

“You were ordered to remain silent until your time of judgement! Were you not?” The judge looked straight at Jotaro, staring deep into his soul.

“YES! YES I’M SORRY PLEASE DON’T GIVE ME A MORE SEVERE PUNISHMENT!” Jotaro wriggled himself to the judge’s feet, begging for mercy.

“Wait, so what is his punishment and what did he do to receive it?”

“Subject 007, this man has committed one of the most unforgiveable sins…” The judge looked up to ceiling clenching his fist.

“… This morning on his way to school, Jotaro Kurosaki was seen walking side by side with the new transfer student.”

“Yes…” The secretary of the ZZZ cut in.

“… It clearly states in the contract that no male especially those who got a rating above 8/10 in looks in the Furukawa hottest guys magazine drawn up by the girls of this prestigious high school are allowed not allowed to speak in any shape or form with new female transfer students.” The secretary fixed his glasses using his middle finger.

Phew, so they do not know that I spoke to and walked Kyoko home the other day. If they did, what would my punishment be? Definitely worse than whatever Jotaro would be getting.

“Now let’s commence with the judgement for both of the heretics.” The judge declared.

“Well Haru, it was nice knowing you.” Jotaro said with a smile.

“Right back at ya.”

“OAKFC(occult Asuna Kiriyama fan club) how do we find the heretics?”

“GUILTY!” shouted a member.

“THE BASTARDS ARE GUILTY!” shouted another.

“Haruhiko Takase and Jotaro Kurosaki, we have made our decision you have been charged guilty against all charges. Your crimes are unforgiveable, therefore your sentence is…”

“… DEATHPENALTY!” every member of the ZZZ shouted.

(The club’s official name, according to the school registry, is The OAKFC. The club’s true name behind the scenes is the ZZZ. They have not yet revealed what the full name is yet.)

“We are just close friends. Why the hell do I need to go through this crap?” Haru yelled.

“Yeah, she got lost on her way to school. So, she asked for directions.”

“UNFORGIVEABLE, NOW BURN THE HERETICS!” The secretary passed around bottles of spirits to the other members.

“Gwah, haaaaa!” They screamed at their lungs’ limit, they could be heard all over in the opposite wing.

The pair of heretics got thrown into a black coffin. They panicked as nails were being hit to seal them shut and some of the spirits seeped through thin cracks. The ZZZ members started dancing again, singing chants and praising Asun Kiriyama. Unfortunately for the ZZZ, their questionable actions were stopped by class B’s homeroom teacher, Yua Bushida.