"Come with me! Let's save the world!"
There was an robotic noise made by a child's toy.
The object that caught the boy's attention was a figurine of a man with a robotic half of the body, dog ears, a uniform and a cape that can be compared to those worn by super heroes. In other words, it was the main character from a popular comic series in this world, of which the boy was a fan.
Boy - Awesome!!!
Completely forgetting that he had just been chased by the guards, the boy stood up with the toy in his hand and began to examine it more closely, with a childish smile on his face.
Bunny - And what did you do!? Why did you press that damn button!?
The man couldn't stand his anger and, still on the floor, started to get mad at the boy.
Boy - What for? After all, buttons are for pressing! How could I not push it!?
"Come with me! Let's save the world!"
He pressed the button again. His tenacity and stupidity, as well as his mentality, looked like he was still a kid. And when he heard the super hero's voice again, his mouth watered again. The only thoughts in his head were "How cool! Amazing! I want it!".
Lizard - Fortunately, they are idiots.
The guards immediately noticed the noises and found their hiding place. This time they didn't wait for the criminals to give up, but immediately drew their guns and pointed them at them.
"Bang"
The sound of a bullet hitting the balcony fence forced Bunny to give up the argument and instead prick up his ears again fearing for his life.
Boy - Ah! I forgot! We were playing tag!
However, the boy took it as a great fun and willingly continued it. Instinctively, he grabbed a pot from the windowsill and threw it at the guards. And while the guards avoided the plant flying towards them, the boy and Bunny jumped off the balcony and continued their run.
Bunny - Damn it hurts! Jumping from the first floor is not good for my legs though! Are you okay?
Boy - You're weak! It hurts a bit when I jump from the third, but from the fourth it's already very much, I even had to sit down for a moment to stop hurting!
Bunny - HAAA?????? What is your body made of!?
Fourth floor, you could even die falling from that height, not to mention broken bones, and his legs just hurt?!
This day the drug addict will either remember forever as the strangest day of his life, or he will think that he drank some potions and all that happened was just his vivid imagination.
"Come with me! Let's save the world!"
The figurine's robotic voice rang out again.
Bunny - Leave that idiotic toy alone! Why did you even steal it!?
He hated this sound and this words, after all, they had been found by them, and if they won't be lucky now, they will be caught.
Boy - What did I steal? It was just lying there.
He held the figurine in his hand, and his mind was debating whether to take care of the toy, play tag, or argue with the guy he was running away with.
Bunny - It was lying on the balcony so it belonged to someone. Probably to a child!
Boy - Someone threw it on the street, so he probably didn't want it! And I want it, so I take it.
Bunny - It's not a street, it's a balcony!
Boy - The balcony and the street are the same! If you can reach for it, then you can reach for it!
Bunny - You're an idiot!
Boy - Right?
He crossed his arms and straightened his back.
Bunny - Don't be proud of it!
Boy - Haha!
The man had no more strength. Not only physically, but also mentally. The boy finished him off. And this idiot, like his opposite, was all cheerful and energetic. He quickly forgot about unimportant arguments and situations. He lived in the moment, enjoying it.
Bunny - Oh no! Dead end!
He was terrified of what was in front of them. Their way was blocked not by a wall, but by a gate over 3 meters high, which no normal person would be able to jump over. And there was no way to get around it. There's nothing you can do about it, they'll be caught. Resigned, the werebeast looked down at the ground, knowing he was about to go to jail. So they're stuck...or not?
Boy - What are you waiting for? Come here!
He heard the boy's voice and looked next to him, the boy wasn't there, so he turned the other way, but he wasn't there either. Finally, he looked straight ahead and held his gaze on him.
Bunny - How the hell did you get there?
Bunny saw him on the other side of the gate. He looked around, but saw no passage that led to the other side of the fence.
Bunny - How did you get there!?
Boy - I jumped.
He replied as if it was something normal.
Bunny - How did you jump over? It is over 3 meters high!
Boy - I just jumped! You are so annoying! You don't want to go through it, then don't go through it! I'm going!
The boy was not a patient one, and the fact that he was supposed to wait for a guy he didn't even know only intensified his reluctance to stand still. He turned and started walking away.
Bunny - What? No! Wait! Help me!
In a pleading voice, the man called him to stay.
Boy - Why? It's not my fault you're so weak.
He thought a man should take care of himself, and, well, the guy had bunny ears, and rabbits jump high, right? At least that was what he had in mind.
Bunny - It's not me, there's something wrong with you!
The boy made a confused face at the news that something was wrong with him, and after seeing it, the man immediately corrected himself to convince him to help.
Bunny - I mean! Not that you're weird, but not everyone is as strong as you! Definitely not me!
Boy - Felyy and Trix could also jump over this fence.
Bunny - Okay! I'm weak, but that doesn't mean you have to leave me! We're in this together, aren't we? So should we help each other?
Boy - .....
He looked confused and a little goofy again. He didn't know whether to agree or not.
And then the guards ran into the alley. They were getting closer to the man who, without the boy's intervention, would not be able to escape.
Bunny - I'll pay you, okay? I'll pay you, just help me!
Boy - ....
It's hard to tell if he was thinking about whether or not to agree, or if he just had to process the sentence in his mind for so long to understand it. After a while he smiled and,
Boy - Deal! I will buy myself a lot of kebabs haha!
Happy, he ran to the fence, jumped and easily, leaning on one hand on the edge of the gate, flew to the other side. After jumping down, he stood next to Bunny and put his thumbs in his hands, saying,
Boy - Okay! you can do it! I'm cheering you on! I will keep my fingers crossed for you!
Bunny - What?
Boy - What? I was cheering you on, wasn't I?
He tilted his head, not knowing what he had done wrong.
Bunny - I meant more for you to climb the fence and give me your hand. It was about physical help, not mental help!
The man couldn't believe he had to explain something so obvious.
Boy - Aaaa.... That makes sense. And I won't have to wait for you! You are smart though!
He smiled at his own stupidity.
Bunny - No... you're the moro- Wha!
Suddenly, the boy threw him over his shoulder, something the drug addict hadn't expected.
And even with the Bunny on his shoulder, the boy nimbly jumped up, catching the top of the fence with one hand, kicked off the wall with his feet and jumped over the gate without any problems.
"Bang, bang"
And behind them, they heard the shots of approaching guards.
Bear - How did they jump over that fence!?
They stopped in front of the gate, seeing only the backs of fleeing people. They were unable to cross to the other side, and therefore, continue the chase.
Lizard - Rather how strong the boy was. He jumped over it carrying someone with him.
The guard grabbed the fence and looked up at its height.
Lizard - Who is he? I've never heard of a race capable of that in this city.
Bear - don't ask me. Let's go back, we won't do anything here.
The red-scaled guard stared at the high fence for a moment longer. The escapees were no longer visible. The pursuit ended in defeat.
And back to the boy and Bunny,
Bunny - Oh no! It hurts, it hurts so much!
Boy - ?
He looked at the bunny, not knowing what it was about.
Bunny - I've been hurt! You see!?
He pointed to his cheek, which had a red scratch left there by the bullet fired by the guards.
Boy - It's just a scratch.
Bunny - But it hurts! It would hurt you too! Ah! Look! Look! It's blood! I'm bleeding!
Boy - It's just a drop.
Bunny - Ouch! It hurts! It hur- OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Even more pain appeared on his other cheek as the boy clenched his fist and unexpectedly punched him in the face!
Boy - You're annoying! You're just complaining all the time!
Bunny - How can I not complain when I was hurt!
Boy - Such a wound doesn't hurt!
Bunny - It hurts! If you got it, you too- OW!
And once again, the boy punched him in the face.
Boy - What hurts more, the scratch or my punch?
Bunny - Your punch!
He screamed with tears in his eyes.
Boyfriend - And I hit you very weakly, so it's impossible for this wound to hurt you!
Bunny - You are much stronger than the average person, your weak punches are not weak at all!
Boy - And you're complaining again! Should I punch you again?
Bunny - Hum... ....................No. It's fine now.
Boy was terrifyingly strong, and Bunny knew it. After thinking about it for a moment, he decided it wasn't worth arguing with him.
Bunny - Okay. We escaped from the guards, so we can go now. Let's just go our separate ways.
He didn't want to stay with this overly strong moron any longer, he wanted to get away from him.
Boy - And the money?
He remembered something.
Bunny - Money? Ah... I said I'd pay....
But he said it on the spur of the moment. The truth is, he's pretty poor himself, and giving someone else money won't end well for him.
Boy - If you lied to me, I'll beat you.
Bunny - What? No! No! Of course I didn't lie to you, I'll give you the money. Eh.... let's see....
Being beaten by this damn strong boy would definitely not end well for him. No need to think about it, paying is a much better option in this case.
He took his wallet out of his pocket and looked inside. He sighed as he saw how little savings he had left, and some of it he would have to pay.
Bunny - So....
Boy - Thanks! And bye!
Bunny - Eh?!
But something happened that he didn't expect. The boy, without waiting for Bunny to take out and give him money, just grabbed his wallet and took it!
Bunny - Wait! I wasn't going to give you everything!
As soon as the boy grabbed his wallet, he started to run away. Admittedly, it didn't look like he was running away, he just split up like they were supposed to.
Bunny started to run after him but,
The boy was moving away from him twice as fast as the man was running. Finally, he ran out of breath and stopped, not believing his eyes. The boy was much faster than when they were running away from the guards. He ran slower just to keep up with Bunny. The man understood this and gave up, and having lost his savings, he fell to his knees on the cold concrete ground in the empty and dark alley.
Bunny - Could this day get any worse?
He sighed, exhausted and unable to move.
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