I am a professional personality thief; a true identity crook. As if they are tempting trinkets, I steal priceless characteristics from everyone I meet. I take their humeur, hobbies and habits and make them an integral part of me. 

Jacob's charming laughter and Zoey's passion for bugs, Laura's nervous breakdowns and Finn's love for fun socks… No one is safe when I shop around and evidence of my crimes can never be found. And yet, with every personality patch added to the quilt as I get away scot-free, I often wonder… if there is anything left of the original me.