A man fell off a smuggling boat into deep water. He could not swim and he was not wearing anything to keep him afloat. It took 30 minutes for the people on the boat to realize someone was missing. The missing man was rescued two hours later on the return trip. Why didn't he drown?

"Knowing the answer will be tough as shit, don't you agree? Hello? Ah, fuck! He's gone offline again... Hey! Stop putting your finger up your ass and come back to reality mother fucker! Ah, whatever let him play with his little jelly."

ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!

THE SYSTEM'S MALFUNCTIONING! I REPEAT! THE SYSTEM'S MALFUNCTIONING! THE SYSTEM REQUIRES'S REBOOT!

"The fuck?! Okay, that's enough, wake up kid, we've only got... Ah shit, 30 seconds to go, now wake up! (grumbles) Motherfucker... Oh, now you're awake? Get your finger out your ass and distract yourself asshole."