OK SO ONE TIME i had a really, rEaLLy, REALLY loose tooth, but i wanted to eat some cheese. i was sitting on my living room sofa, eating some Dubliner cheese, and then i got a REALLY crunchy piece, but i just thought that it was one of those little crunchy pieces that are crumbs on the cheese, so i just finished my cheese! but after i was done, i brushed my tongue against my tooth, AND THEN I REALIZED THE GUM SOCKET WAS EMPTY!!! I started looking around on the sofa, seeing if it fell out, but then i realized...
I
ATE
MY
T O O T H
i dont know how i did this ;-;
i ran into mummy's bedroom, crying and saying i ate my tooth, and it made her laugh her booty butt off lol. she comforted me, and then told me about how she swallowed her tooth while drinking tea once. i felt much better after hearing that, but i was still sad i didn't get a present from the tooth fairy ;-;
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