Now I found Weekend fiddling with an empty candy wrapper in his hand and barring his sharp unflossed teeth at anyone who came to close. I approached him and softly said to him “You like candy don’t you, Weekend?” he said, “why yes I do”. I then said to him “Starting on Friday you can have as much candy you can think of. Sounds good?” he smiled and said “That’s great!” okay I think I got him on board now.

The next morning, I snuck some product in my backpack and Tony had some as well and we started to sell the contraband to the eager student population. At first, we only had a few of the 3rd graders purchase stuff, but then at lunch time we made a killing in sales. We had all of them mugs from the 1st graders to the jocks, and even Mr. Davis the custodian who was also in on our secret.

Now, for all of yous that are young, let me tell you about Mr. Davis. Mr. Davis was the guy who was very vocal against the unhealthy food and beverage prohibition. He even would give students snacks and drinks under the table, so needless to say, we all loved this guy. Mr. Davis would distribute the goods to various other open minded faculty for a price (which I got a piece of the action). So, we had our little set up and the money and sugar was flowing in.

Now there is however, the issue of concealing the products in an inconspicuous way to avoid prying eyes and administrative suspicion. So I decided to go to the school mascot. Our team at our school is called the parrots, so our mascot is a giant green parrot dressed like a pirate. His name is PooPoo the Parrot. Very creative name this guy huh?