Rory: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!

Rory: First who would you kill?

*Scarlette points at Nakuto*

*Bella points at Nakuto*

*Dan points at Nakuto*

Nakuto: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

Bella: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? 

Scarlette: IT. 

Rory: Annabelle. 

Nakuto: Paranormal Activity. 

Dan: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words. 

Nakuto: Anyone d- 

Rory: Depressed? 

Bella: Drained? 

Dan: Dumb? 

Scarlette: Disliked? 

Nakuto: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people... 

The Squad: *walking at the mall* 

Scarlette: Hey, have any of you guys seen Nakuto? They’ve been gone for a while.. 

Dan: Eh, nope. 

Rory: No, I haven’t... 

Bella: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something. 

Nakuto: Hey. 

Scarlette: Ooh, there you are- 

Dan: What the fu- 

Bella: I- where were you?! 

Nakuto: Walking right behind you guys. 

Dan: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! 

Bella: You can eat a rock. 

Rory: Air. 

Nakuto: The fabric of time and space. 

Scarlette: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. 

Dan: You guys are not helpful. 

Dan: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat. 

Scarlette: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther. 

Rory: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"* 

Nakuto: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*. 

Bella: *actual flat-earther.* 

Bella: Where’s Nakuto? 

Dan: Doing stuff. 

Bella: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Scarlette? 

Dan: Trying to stop Nakuto from doing the stuff. 

Bella: And Rory? 

Dan: Trying to stop Scarlette from stopping Nakuto from doing the stuff. 

Bella: I see. And what are you doing here, Dan? 

Dan: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Rory from stopping Scarlette from stopping Nakuto from doing the stuff. 

Bella: Dan is okay. 

Rory: They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it! 

Bella: Rory, Dan threatened me. They threaten Nakuto every day. They probably threatened Scarlette before breakfast this morning. It's what they do. Grow a pair. 

      Rory: So anyways have y'all seen Dan? 

Nakuto: I think they went in Scarlette's room 'studying'. 

Bella: Doubt that. I heard groans there. 

*Meanwhile in Scarlette's room* 

Dan & Scarlette, fighting: 

Nakuto: What’s something you guys are better than Bella at? 

Scarlette: Mario Kart. 

Rory: Yeah, video games. 

Dan: Emotional vulnerability. 

Scarlette: How do you connect with a fictional character? 

Bella: What? 

Dan: What? 

Rory: What? 

Nakuto: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked. 

Bella: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Scarlette: Self- esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Dan: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Rory: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Nakuto: My moral code, is that you?

Bella:

Bella: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Bella: Bye Scarlette! Bye Dan! Bye Rory! Bye Nakuto! Bye Scarlette!

Dan: You said 'bye Scarlette' twice.

Bella: I like Scarlette.

Bella: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Scarlette: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Dan: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Rory: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Scarlette: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Dan: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Rory: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Nakuto, annoyed: You are disappointments

Bella: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Scarlette: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Bella: Three of us saw it, Scarlette. How do you explain that?

Scarlette: *points at Nakuto* Sleep deprivation. *points at Rory* Paranoia. *points at Dan* Delusional personality disorder.

Bella: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Scarlette: >:O language

Nakuto: Yeah watch your fucking language

Rory: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NAKUTO THE FUCK WORD?

Dan: 'The fuck word'.

Sanji: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Nakuto: Oh my god they censored it

Dan: Say fuck, Sanji.

Nakuto: Do it, Sanji. Say fuck.