'Huh where am I, I thought to myself?' As it was currently pitch black with nothing in view.

'O yeah, Truck-kun. I remember now. So this must be the afterlife huh, just nothingness, a complete void, nothing awaits the dead'. I thought deeply.

'Well not really surprised, as the nothingness of death doesn't just create things like heaven or hell'

Now continuing to seriously contemplate this topic, a weird thought struck my head.

'Wait if this is nothingness, then how come I remember who I am and all the memories I had before I died...'

'This makes no sense' 

AN: (As death should)

In deep thought about this, I started to hear muffled noises approaching from who knows where. What were the noises you might ask? I don't know, as they were a bit too far off for me to be able to hear them completely.

As these noises got closer and closer I could finally hear what they were, voices. It had sounded like two people having a conversation.

"Damn them %$%! never fail huh little miss sLuT" One of the voices said with a little disdain. Saying this to its companion of many years.

"Shut your, 'I think I'm morally superior to everything' ass the fuck up %$%!%#"

"At least I'm not the psychopath who tells people %$%$! $@#@!..."

"…"

"Well... Got me there... But stop, I have to tell them or else %$#$# #$#!"

Now with these voices being around what felt like in front of me, I could tell that it was a man and a woman talking. The woman, however, sounded like she was fiddling with something in her hands.

AN: (Before you ask in the comments, yes I just assumed their fking gender)

"No. No one is forcing you to tell them, it was all a decision that you made. Just like they never told you to tell them you crazy bit..." The male voice decided not to finish this one as the other person was probably giving him a very menacing look at the moment.

"Yeah, keep going... I want to see you right now..." The female voice said.

-Gulp- I heard the next second.

"Now all we can do is watch."

"Yes true" The female voice responded.

As I listen, I realize that I cannot hear certain words coming from these entities, however, I continue to listen as I have no clue what is happening and nothing would surprise me at this point. I mean I just survived a 30ft fall just to die to a fucking Truck-Kun.

"Well, not like it mattered. It was only a matter of time until his soul got put in Alumonia"

"True, True"

The male voice now paused as if it seemed to be thinking deeply about something.

A couple of minutes later, I could hear what sounded like a frightened 'gasp' coming from the male of the two.

"Wait can he hear us right now, or am I trippin? That soul looks as if it has ears and could be listening in right now…"

"…"

"WHAT DA FUCK" The female sounded extremely confused.

"Odd huh…"

"This makes no sense, first he almost died in a different way from $@#@! and now this?!" The female said confusedly.

"Existence as we know it is coming to an end, surely..." She said nonchalantly.

"Thought I'd seen everything already…" The man said as both of them agreed.

"Well, I guess we could tell him some PLot DeVelopMent," He said in a sarcastically holy voice.

"Young Man, once your soul leaves this place you must quickly find $#@#$. You will know once you meet them. " He said sounding very genuine. "And with that, there's no more need for... PLot DeVeloPMent from me. Would you like to say anything to him #@!##?"

The female voice paused for a second to think deeply. She was probably about to help me greatly as women tended to be more generous and helpful than men in general.

"Nope he can honestly burn in hell for all I care, honestly," she said with what sounded like no empathy at all. And continued to work on whatever it was she was doing at the moment.

After they'd said this, I attempted to communicate with them. However, this wasn't possible as I didn't have a mouth or lips. I didn't know what I looked like right now, I just knew I was a soul and I had ears for some reason.

Continuing on the female voice now seemed as if she was finished with what she manipulating in her hands.

"Alright then… Finally finished, Bye-bye…" and with what sounded like fingers snapping, I felt like I was moving suddenly. Not knowing what was happening I decided to just go with the flow as the famous actor Brocc Li said, "Empty your mind, Flow just like cool-aides, Shapeless until put in someone, Now cool-aides can flow or it can ruin your sex life."

Saying the mantra dozens of times, I waited for this pulling sensation to stop. Wondering what the world Alumonia would hold for me.