A kingdom for a manual! She had tried everything to make him understand that she was enchanted. Morse Quicken, pantomime even handstand with the same result. Sunflower seeds! She was practically drowning in them while he continued to smile at her in love.... Her latest attempt was to form letters with her body: V- legs together arms in the air, E- balancing arms and one leg extended, R- arms together forming a circle the leg extended...She gasped, she had side stitches, but she would not give up, on to the Z! Turned into profile she stretched her arms then one leg again .... 

"Do you have to poop?" Stunned, she looked at him. Please what? A poop?! Squealing wildly, she threw her arms in the air and stomped. "Oh wait the sunflower seeds are all gone I'll get some more." Arabella clapped her little paws frantically to his face. He paused in his movement. 

"No deliciousness?" at his question she shook her head vehemently and gestured like a referee that out. His eyes grew wide.  

"You really don't want a snack?" She repeated her gesture and crossed her short little arms. 

If he attached even one more sunflower seed, she would bite his finger. Any real hamster would probably have died of overeating by now. Wait...wait she felt like she was missing something right now.... 

"You want a sand bowl and some privacy?"  Embarrassed, he drew circles on the counter top with his finger. Pfft why was he embarrassed when she should be doing her business in a sandbox? Grumpily, she clicked her tongue.  

"Maybe a little water? Were the seeds dry?" She was about to scream...Again she shook her head. SHE needed a new plan. The guy just didn't get it. Maybe she could write it down for him? 

"Are all magical hamsters this cute?" His fingertip brushed her head as she answered his question with a shrug...Wait what?