He's always just kinda there 

You have to turn off the lights to see him

He does not breath

He does not sleep

He has a real name, but won't tell me

We just call him Larry

He says he watches us 

That's cool I guess

Larry up the stairs 

At first he seemed to care

About my friends and I

But he had other plans 

Now my friends aren't here

And I have to live in the dark 

To see that he's not there 

Larry up the stairs