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When Woman Meets a Strong Ancient Man

Chapter 3: Quackery

Chapter 3: Quackery

Jul 19, 2023


  I had to close my eyes in resentment and ramble on, hoping that someone would rob us during the day tomorrow.
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  "Ahh! It hurts. Stinking mosquito, be gentle, you want to kill someone. "I covered my head and roared out.
  "It's you who want to play, lost and still play bad. "The little mosquito gangster laughed, by the way also blew blow knocked my fingertips.
  I'm speechless ...... am I not too boring?
  Can I play rock, paper, scissors with a 9-year-old without being bored?
  Along the way, did not see the expected robbers at all. I wondered, this group of us, a huge fleet of cars, at first glance, is the owner of a million dollars, how come there is no one to rob? Is it really a peaceful world, no bad guys?
  I was too small to stay in the car. The car is luxurious and has everything you need, but it's still a car.
  HEY! So boring!!!
  "No more games. " I said listlessly, "I'm going to bed, leave me alone.
  After closing his eyes for a while, he couldn't sleep. Get up and look at the little mosquito, is closed eyes meditating, should be practicing martial arts or something like that. Demon girl do not know where to go, never seen such an irresponsible mother.
  No wonder the ancients practiced martial arts... they were forced by boredom, I thought indignantly.
  Opening the curtains and small windows, he plopped down on the wagon in boredom and looked outside.
  The scenery wasn't particularly nice, just plain old mountains and water.
  The sky is bluer, the clouds are whiter, and the air is better.
  I stared blankly into the distance, thinking to myself, "I wonder if I'm tired of practicing martial arts. Why didn't the demoness herself teach me martial arts? I don't know why dad let me go to grandpa's house? Do you know the true face of the witch? I only know that Grandpa is a great general, I don't know if he is fierce? Am I dead or not? How come I got drunk and came here? If I'm dead, mom and dad don't know how sad they'll be, and there'll be no one to pamper them from now on. Feifei don't know if he got married again, I wonder if the bride is as pretty as me?
  I was fuming when I suddenly saw a few black dots approaching in the distance, a bunch of guards then suddenly blocked in front of my eyes, and Little Mosquito quickly held me in her arms at the same time.
  I suddenly realized I saw the robber.
  Isn't this the robber I've been waiting for?
  I tried to push the little mosquito away and go back to the window to take a closer look at the robber, but I was too small and weak to push the little mosquito at all.
  "Don't hold me so tight, I want to see the robbers.
  No one responded to me ......
  "Mosquito, I want to see the robbers.
  Still no answer ......
  I had to look up at the little mosquito and all I could see was his chin. Well, this brother of mine had a pretty good looking chin, self-indulgent for a moment. At the moment his lips were tightly closed and his eyes were slightly narrowed as he coldly looked out through the small window.
  After thinking about it for a while, it's better not to mess with him.
  I desperately kept my eyes open and ears perked up to detect the enemy outside. So exciting ......
  But what followed was not at all the mugging I expected.
  There were no classic slogans, no confrontations between the two sides, just up and at it.
  I don't know anything about kung fu, but I can see that the men in black are much more powerful than we are.
  One by one, our men fell, and in the end, we were left with the 4 maidservants ofRed, Green, and Green, and a few of our own people who jumped out of nowhere. Those few men in black kept trying to approach our carriage, but they were all blocked.
  I was so scared when I read it. Before I wanted to say that we are outnumbered and now if I'm not careful my little life could be lost.
  I rubbed behind me, and Mosquito held me a little tighter and said, "Don't be afraid, Mother will be back in a minute."
  "Where did Mother go?" I realized my voice was shaking with indisputable fright.
  "Sister is so timid, haven't you always wanted to see a robber?" Little Mosquito said mockingly.
  If it were usual, I would have argued with him, but now that I heard that he was still in the mood for a fight, I was slightly reassured that there should be no danger.
  I ignored him and just held on to his hand. I thought to myself, "Even though you're only 9 years old, you must help me block the sword and the knife later.
  It was tense when a masked black man broke through the defenses and headed straight for our car.
  I was surprised to meet his eyes at that moment, red eyes filled with a thick murderous aura, my head went numb for a moment and I froze as he flew over.
  Little Mosquito held me at the same time and flew out of the car, and just as we stood, a red figure blocked in front of us, and in a blinding white light, the black-clothed man who rushed towards us turned into several pieces and flew out.
  I, on the other hand, fainted the moment I saw the parted body, and vaguely heard the little mosquito shout, "Mother, my sister has fainted."
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  20 days later.
  Inside the car, Mosquito and I continue to play the boring game of "rock, paper, scissors". After many days of training, I feel that I have laid a good foundation for learning Iron Head Kung Fu in the future.
  Outside the car, the demoness wields her weird lingering axe and continues to split the bodies.
  Don't ever ask me why I can be so calm about killing and splitting bodies. If you were to see a killer anytime you ate, slept, or went to the bathroom for twenty days and then went on a hacking spree and you didn't die, you would be pretty calm about it all too.
  The way   I treat killers and robbers now is, "Please, don't come back here to get killed."
  But since that day when I fainted, they have come in waves before and after, and my house guards have been replaced in waves.
  And I can't figure out what happened even now, asking the demon girl and the little mosquito, and getting knocked right back.
  I also now have to hide in my car every day due to the horror of that day - mold.
  As the saying goes, out of sight, out of mind, pretending that nothing happened outside the car.
  But those killers also screamed too much. Although they said that they had been split up, but what kind of killers are they so cowardly?
  The more I listen to the heart the more annoyed, muttered in my heart, worthy of being a demoness! Other women warriors either dance with swords or swords, or even a whip. But she's so good, she uses an axe. How scary it is to kill with an axe, basically using it is a way to split a body.
  Hey. - Hey! Why do I have such a mother.
  I listened to the continuous screams, closed my eyes and mentally hypnotized myself, "It's being staged outside, it's fake."
  After a while, I opened my eyes and looked over at Little Mosquito, who was looking at the book of arms in a calm manner.
  Cut! Pretend you, you must be scared to death for a 9 year old kid, just pretend in front of me.
  I stared straight at him for a while, finally reluctantly admitting that the little brat was really strong and didn't really take any of this seriously.
  Finally, the screams were gone, the curtain of our car door was lifted, and the demon girl's colorful peach blossom face appeared in front of us. The goblin-like peach blossom eyes swept us for a while, and finally looked at me fixedly, asking.
  "Can we go? Do you want to go to the inn and rest?"
  I was busy saying, "Mother, no need, Yi Yi wants to see Grandpa quickly."
  The demoness laughed, picked me up, kissed me, and said softly, "Okay, mama's gonna go change and come over later."
  Our wagon continues to move forward ......
  I smelled the strong smell of blood in the air and asked uncomfortably:" Little Mosquito, what kind of people want to kill us ah?"
  "I'll tell you later." The little mosquito replied slowly.
  I'm a little deflated that it's always the same answer.
  Well, I'm only 4 years old, so if I don't know, I don't know.
  "When are we getting to Grandpa's house?" I continued to ask.
  "Tomorrow." After saying that, Little Mosquito laughed, "The old man is very strict, you have to be careful in the future." After saying that, his eyes looked at me strangely for a long time, and then said meaningfully, "But if you obediently listen to me, I can help you."
  I looked at him and couldn't help but shiver.
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  Finally, it arrived at the Zhen Guo Gong Mansion.
  The demoness sent me and Little Mosquito to the main house and ran away like a fire, not even saying hello to my grandpa. I was puzzled when my grandfather appeared.
  In fact, Grandpa is also a middle-aged man in his forties, tall, with a pair of refined peach blossom eyes, but looks but formidable. The smell of blood on his body was heavy, and at a glance, he knew that he was a great general who had been in the battlefield for a long time.
  Oh, it's my favorite look, manly!
  But after he saw me, he didn't say anything, but just stared at me here and there with his gleaming eyes for half a second.
  I was looking at him so much that I half remembered to say hello.
  So pulling out my winning formula, I stretched out my chubby little hands, smiled my brightest smile, and said, sweetly.
  "Hello Grandpa, Yi-Yi finally meets you."
  The old man was still staring at me, expressionless.
  I continued to keep my bright smile and picked up where I left off, "Grandpa, Yiyi is 4 years old, mom says Grandpa is so good and can teach Yiyi so many things, Yiyi is so happy."
  Still no response ......
  I looked at him in confusion, wanting to say do I need to look at my granddaughter so closely? I had a flash of insight and suddenly understood that I must just be like any other cross-border heroine who is - born out of the blue and burdened with the fate of the country.
  I see, that's why so many people are after me, that's why Grandpa wants to see me clearly. After I thought it through, I bowed my head and fell into agonizing meditation.
  So I'm such an extraordinary person ah ......
  At that moment, a low voice rang out, "Mediocre."
  What?
  I quickly looked up at the old man in front of me, smiling sweetly, "Grandpa, I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you just said. Can you say it again?"
  "Mediocre," The dead old man looked at my face and spoke once more, "Just now I carefully looked at your bones and spitting, as well as your reaction, it's a mediocre. How could I have a granddaughter like you, it's really a family misfortune. In the future, I will properly temper you, at least let you be an ordinary person. Wen'er, this girl will be in your hands from now on."
  Before I could react, the dead old man was gone, and gave me a good-natured look before he left.
  I was dumbfounded on the spot and wanted to say what just happened? What does it mean to be a mediocrity? What does it mean to be a mediocre person after a good tune-up? Am I a retard now? What would a four year old child spit? What kind of reaction would a four year old have? I'm afraid of becoming a monster when I traveled across the world, so I'm trying to be an ordinary kid, so how did I become a mediocrity? What kind of world is this?
  I was so angry and dizzy that I sat on my butt on the ground. Still the body of a 4 year old, the body still can't take it after a long fatiguing rush ah.
  Little mosquito this time slowly walked to my front, squatted down, Schadenfreude laughed, "small [mediocrity], in the future for the brother's will be good [take care of] you."
  I stretched out my trembling hand, pointed at his nose, and viciously said, "You guys wait, if the tiger doesn't make a move you take me for a sick cat. I'll make the dead old man take back what he just said, you guys wait and cry!"
  "Yeah?" The little mosquito glanced at me with a hint of a teasing smile.
  I was so fired up from watching that I was just about to pounce and punch someone when my stomach rumbled uncontrollably.
  I'm so hungry. It takes so much energy to be angry.
  "I'm hungry, I want to eat. I can't walk, you have to carry me." I said cheekily.
  "The body is the capital of the revolution, I'm preparing for a long resistance war in the future, don't laugh if you don't understand."
  "Stinky Mosquito, I swear, I'm a prodigy from tomorrow~!" I roared furiously.
  That day the whole Zhen Guo Gongfu heard this roar that no one had ever heard before and no one will come after ......
  I, Yi-Yi Kim, twisted my face, red-eyed, and swore to my distant mom and dad ......
  Starting tomorrow, I'm going to trample little mosquitoes and that dead old man under my feet ......

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